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  1. James Collins

    Am i the only one surprised that James Collins is being sold to Stoke for 3.5m?! From when i've seen him play he is a rock at the back!
  2. Rusty Shackleford

    Slipper of the Yard

    Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    Terry's Disingenuous Pledge

    If you ever wanted to capture the essence of modern football in just one page, you could do a lot worse than paying a visit to Chelsea's website. Here, behind the splash of adverts for a new kit that looks more like a women's cycling top than a football jersey, you will find John Terry's...
  4. Lord Football

    I am Trying To Learn To Play The Guitar.

    .....and my fingers f*****g hurt. Ok, so I thought in the post Mrs LF era, I'd do something different. So I've invested in an electric guitar (no gay acoustic **** for me, its not rock n roll enough). It's black and has knobs on it. I can play all the basic chords apart from F coz that's dead...

  5. How important will Adam Barrett be?

    Last season I started to question Barrett's ability as a centre back. In certain games I thought that it looked as though he may have aged a little quicker than we would have liked. Obviously as Barrett switched to left back, he wasn't as exposed as when he played in the middle and so the...

  6. King Flintoff Ends Aussie Reign

    Australia's 75 year reign at Lords came tumbling down with a whimper, as King Flintoff gave England victory on the back of his first five wicket haul at the ground. Nothing could suppress the nerves at the Home of Cricket this morning, a terrific stand of 185 between Michael Clarke and Brad...
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    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
  7. Slipperduke

    Trouble in Toon

    Believe it or not, a lot of Newcastle United fans were philosophical about their relegation at the end of last season. They recognised that you cannot run a football club as appallingly as Freddie Shepherd and Mike Ashley had without inviting serious consequences into your frontroom for dinner...
  8. Tangled up in Blue

    A typical bloke...discuss?

    A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday.He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is; until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and coconuts. After...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Shrimper

    My two cents

    I'm getting very irritated with the lack of news regarding new faces or even links to new faces that could potentially join Southend United. As soon as we beat Cheltenham we lost two of our key players in the season with the end of Dervite and Robinson's loans from Tottenham and Watford...
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    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. SUFC_Al

    Rediscovering bands

    I love it when i rediscover a band that I haven't listened to in years. I recently rediscovered the almost universally hated The Smashing Pumpkins. I don't like their later stuff but up to and including Mellon Collie I think they are a quality band. Billy Corgan maybe a tosser but I don't...
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Spencer Prior

    Four places (I think) left to fill and next up is Spencer Prior, albeit a day late in Ron Martin style. -------------------------------------------------- Separated by over a decade, Spencer Prior had two very different careers with Southend. Either would be sufficient to get him in the Hall of...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. GBJ

    Question Uncle Ron's email address

    Sorry if this has been asked/asnswerd before, but can someone please PM me Mr. Martins email address. My turn to rock the boat a bit :)

  13. Best. Music. Video. Ever

    The Tielman Brothers - Rollin' Rock
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Clark

    The Viking That alone might be enough words for many on here to vote yes to Paul Clark, but if you weren't fortunate enough to have witnessed his crunching tackles and never say die attitude, I suppose I should give a lengthier bio. The first local player up for election, Clark was born in...
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    • Replies: 70
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Sansome

    Ah-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, its Sammy! Yep, first up from the 4th round of nominations is popular goalkeeper Paul Sansome. If Sammy is elected, he'll become the third individual from the double promotion era to be elected, following in the footsteps of his manager Dave...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Six

    Chapter Six - South Of The ShrimperZone? At This Time Of Night? Ricey edged away from Stokes, carefully keeping his eyes shielded from the Red Tube. As tempting as it was to allow himself to wallow in the intense glow of some very, very naughty thoughts, he knew from...well...erm, first hand...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Tangled up in Blue

    Question What are you reading?

    Perhaps not quite as Facebook friendly as what music are you listening to but I imagine a few Zoners might be interested to know what their fellow Shrimpers are currently reading. To get the ball rolling I'm presently enjoying Ian Sinclair's mammoth "Hackney,That Rose-Red Empire". It's an...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. OldBlueLady

    FAO Wrestling type fans

    To think The Great One could be even considering it................ http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/pages/The-Rock/11217872866 sorry, Ant and Dec who?
  19. BLUEBLOOD

    Round 1: Heat 8: A Night At The Opera vs We Sing We Dance We Steal Things

    Another tie i've waited for, Rock powergods Queen at the height of their Pomp and Splendour (Backpacking Shrimper) vs ermm .. i have absolutely no idea whatsoever !!! ... they do say it is a sign of getting old when you don't know what new music is out there, so i'm now officially old :'(...
  20. Uncle Leo

    Motown Night on BBC4

    A cracking night in store on BBC4, with performances from The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, the Jackson 5 etc followed by a documentary about the Motown tour of the UK 1965. I'm hoping there's a bit of Smokey Robinson too. Whilst also making sure to record the two episodes of 30 Rock that are on...
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