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  1. * ORM *

    Boob jobs

    "They look so natural" according to some Doris in the Echo. NO THEY DON'T ! I have yet to find a fellow male, apart from testosterone filled 17 year olds that find plastic remotely attractive. Medical reasons aside why do women do it ?

  2. The Diamond Formation

    Is it even remotely looking like a system that could take us to promotion ?. Or is it a load of tosh that just happened to suit the Doncaster players that they have, but definately does not suit ours. It seems very boring to me, especially when there is just one striker to aim for. No wonder...
  3. J

    Veteran's DAY

    Evening all, just a wee little reminder about friday - 27th June - it's veteran's day, and i suppose not many people new this, due to the countries' once again poor attempt and being anything remotely pro forces, or in this case ex forces. http://www.youtube.com/VeteransDayUK...
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  4. Firestorm

    One player from the past

    if you could replace just one current player , with one from the past who would they be. For the sake of making the thread remotely interesting replacing Matt Harrold with Stan Collymore is so obvious it is not allowed ! To start with a possible contraversial one , Flaves replaced by Cawston

  5. mosquito ultrasonic noise device

    Below is an article on the new "mosquito ultrasonic noise device" that is apparently only audible to 25 years and under (approx), It omits a high pitch noise that is painful to the ears but supposed to be harmless. It has be designed to disperse young people that are hanging around areas were...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Bielzibubz

    Another one to start some controversy......maybe.

    Has just been reported on BBC South East that a Muslim woman/young lady is suing a hairdressing salon she had a job interview with because she was denied that job because she would refuse to take off her head scarf if she was to be successful in gaining that job. She states that she is perfectly...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. South Bank Hank

    Horrid Ruths

    Since Dave can't stop banging on about Ruth (and Rick), something has occurred to me. Even though I've met a few of the said breed before, never in my life have I ever met a Ruth who was even remotely attractive. So I put it to you, have you ever met a sexy Ruth? :confused:
  8. DTS

    Gilbert - Emperors new clothes scenario.

    When we signed Kerry I was delighted. At last I thought - A full back that can attack and defend wtih equal ability. I must say so far I have yet to see much in his game that makes him remotely better than Simon Francis who I really rate. Everyone around me seems to rate him loads but I wonder...

  9. An open letter to Southend United

    Dear SUFC, I am posting this open letter because whenever I have emailed the club over the years I have never received a reply. I am a season card holder with my young son in the West Stand and was appalled at the lack of segregation on offer at today's match with West Ham, and...
    • Prodigal Son
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. DTS

    Settle my lunch time debate.

    Ben from work and I were having our daily lunch. We went to one of the many grotty non-english speaking cafe's in Borough High Street. Now I went for a semi-healthy Carbonara as I am remotely trying to be a bit sensible with my food. Ben is a big old lad and really does not care what he eats as...
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    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. DTS

    Best 3 away games ever !!!

    Morning, I think an away day with Southend is pretty much of a thank less task. Lets face it even the most simple and basic away game we have the amazing ability to turn into a four nil defeat. But once in a while we do have the amazing ability to win and win in style. So my question would...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. DTS

    Are women ever "really funny"?

    Today is a bit slow in the cut and thrust world of mortgage broking. Ben in the office is my normal port of call for a chat but having only just come back to work he is playing catchup. Sandie and Mandi the other two in the office today are just talking about a load of old womans rubbish. It...
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. DTS

    Chico

    First off I must say that I cant knock the club for making an effort to get in more fans. The kids are the life blood of the club and if we can get them in young we can keep them for life. I think we are tremendos at this and long may it continue. However - I have got to say whoever booked...
  14. weststander

    Am I the only one ?

    Now before you start on me let me let you know my reasoning behind this... Firstly, we are expected to get beaten, and heavily if our last few results are to be taken in account. The players wont be under any pressure, as they werent at Leeds and it showed, they played with freedom and...
  15. Jonny_Stokes

    With reference to the lyrics thread...

    ...this is quite possibly the funniest thing ever. There are twelve episodes, and you should watch them all in order. It will take away forty minutes of your life, and certainly isn't work safe if you work anywhere even remotely strict. However, it is undeniably amazing, getting more...
  16. * ORM *

    HT Youth Pulls

    Certainly not complaining - I don't think he is strong enough for U20 but I've mailed the relevant person anyway. Either way this should net me around about £700K - not too shabby and it's about time I had a decent YP - I think I went the whole of last season without anything remotely resembling...
  17. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
    • fbm
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    • advocate appalling argued bananas bradford cas chavs coloured context culture deed description devils didn ell exactly factual following hall insults investigate itself kilts lifestyle parts prima references remotely roots roots hall scum sentence severe similar ski slang suing unacceptable wasn
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. Top of the league huge Crowds, Major Cup Final

    can anyone post something remotely scandales or funny any reall sh*t gossip, like whats Laurie Dudfield going to catch this year in Cardiff I will go with Eboli a horrible horrible disease yes my spelling is now worse than when I was cockles
  20. * ORM *

    Latest Score from Roots Hall

    Anyone remotely bothered ?
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