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  1. Ron Martin's letter i.r.o. New Stadium

    I have just received the post containing a letter to all season ticket holders on details of the application to Southend Council. Also, about an exhibition i.r.o. the new ground, commencing Monday 16th October, which will continue for several weeks, in room adjacent to the Club Shop and Ticket...
  2. DTS

    Ronnie Whelan - Get down the dole queue

    Dear David Thanks for your email to Sky. Firstly, I would like to thank you for your kind comments with regard to the overall coverage given on the Sky Sports channels. It is always pleasing to learn that all of our efforts to provide quality entertainment are appreciated by our viewers...
  3. EMAIL FROM THE FA...

    Many thanks for contacting The Football Association and please accept our apologies for the delay in responding. With regards to allegations of pitch invasions by Swansea City fans in their match against Bury, Swansea City are a member of, and therefore answerable to, the Football Association...
  4. Napster

    Top 100 Intellectuals

    No sign of SZ's Durera I'm afraid here Tariq Ali political campaigner Martin Amis novelist and critic Perry Anderson historian Karen Armstrong historian of religion Colin Blakemore neurologist and MRC chief executive Philip Bobbitt theorist of law and conflict Melvyn Bragg...
  5. Napster

    Cliff Clavenisms

    They did a study comparing postal workers to chimpanzees. They proved chimps were 32 % slower. Of course, they were better with public relations"; "There's no rule against postal worker dating women; it just works out that way"; "It's a little-known fact that the...
  6. GNH

    Friday laugh

    I know this is an old one but it still makes me smile every time i read it. The following is a real complaints letter sent to NTL customer services dept..... Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and...
  7. Durera

    Funny complaint letter.

    <span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Not from me, being passed about by email at work (not about my work either!!) If you notice anything libelous, let me know and I'll edit!!</span> <span style='font-family:georgia'>I have been an *** customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your...
  8. Durera

    Ginger&#39;s to become extinct

    <span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Seriously&#33; Not a joke&#33;&#33; According to scientists, ginger hair will fade out due to more racially mixed relations... Apparently blondes will be going the same way, but at a much slower rate... So, MF, you have even more in common with a Dodo.</span>
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