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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    The International Council of Man Laws

    The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Firestorm

    Other Southends

    I know the Irish Southend United (Waterford premier leage) has been mentioned on here before but there is a southend FC in Scotland. Well the Uist and Barra Amatuer league The Won 10-3 away from home on Tuesday ! http://www.southendfc.webeden.co.uk/ I can't seem to track a website down for the...
  3. JD

    Danny Webb vs the Inbreds....

    From chelmsford vs inbreds.... "At the other end, the returning Reid was angered by a flailing elbow on six minutes from Danny Webb, which left the centre half needing treatment to a cut on his brow" Same old danny...... :clap:
  4. TrueBlue

    Essex Love-IN

    Are anybody of you out there are getting sick of this Essex love-in, we are having with Colchester supporters on here at the moment? 'Essex football this and Essex football that' give over people we are SOUTHEND UNITED not Essex County Football Club, these farmers from up the A12 should be...
  5. callan

    Interview with a Zoner - Part 4.

    Todays interview is with Ldnfatso, sadly like many of todays generation despite being born to white anglo saxon parents he believes he’s black. Easily recognisable in the south upper where he sports a Hoodie top, jeans ten sizes to big for him and a Rastafarian hat, So Strap yourselves in...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Winkle

    Offered out by a 90 year old?

    Just popped to Asda's to get some shopping bits as I am cooking dinner tonight for the sprogs and the beloved. I approached one of these bus stop shelter thingies that you take your trolley back to and in front of me was this old guy fiddling with the trolley trying to get his pound back. I...
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    • beloved cooking didn didnt faul fro mis pensioners rea selfish shelter
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Irish_Shrimper

    What should Hutton have with his lunch sandwich tomorrow?

    Another poll-tastic addition to the extensive collection on here, sees our good friend Hutton needing SZ help with a rather tricky dilemma... What treat should he save for after his lunchtime ham sarnie at 1pm tomorrow afternoon?
  8. Jay_Shrimper

    Ex-Sunderland keeper found dead

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7467056.stm The death of Mr Carter, recently appointed as Sunderland Academy goalkeeping coach, is not being treated as suspicious, according to police.
  9. * ORM *

    Lisbon treaty

    Shooed in by the House of Lords last night. How meek this country has become since the poll tax riots. A few whimpers of protest and that's about it. This, to me, is the result of the way politics has been in the last 15 years. Too much spin doctoring and hot air have left people totally...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

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  11. Lets get real

    This is Southend, dont pay the best wages, League 1 football, we are not a big club yet!! Why would bailey sign on for another 2 years, he wouldnt, neither would i in his position, he has a young family and long career to look after. Footballer is a short career so earn while you can, we all...
  12. Slipperduke

    England v United States

    And so the recovery continues. Fabio Capello's patient, paternal treatment of the blundering failures who shamed the nation last year is, little by little, beginning to pay off. He hasn't asked them to play in strange formations, he hasn't made sweeping changes, he hasn't even announced a...
  13. BaileytheQuitter

    Favourite Subway combination...

    Subway seemed pretty popular- so what do you guys have when you hit the Subway? Anything plus red onion, sweetcorn and tomato with ranch sauce works a treat.
  14. Shrimper2thecore

    Rangers Fans and embarrassment to Scottish football

    What a shame, one of the screen in Manchester city centre had a fault a turned off two minutes before kick off, and so the Rangers fans went mental. Attacking police and the like. One thing I saw has discusted me, a Zenit fan got hit by a car, and while paramedics were trying to treat him (put...
  15. Interpol Shrimper

    Free Setanta this weekend

    If you're a Virgin Media customer you will get free Setanta Sports for the Bank Holiday weekend apparently. Wonder if Setanta is free for those of us with Sky?
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  16. News from the training ground..

    Popped along to Boots and Laces today to see who was present and correct ... all players other than Hunt ( who was there on Tuesday on crutches ) and Che Wilson were around . Kanu was taking part in full training and Barney had some treatment before doing some light jogging but was able to...
  17. J

    Disgraceful

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/search/display.var.2189002.0.injured_soldiers_insurance_insult.php Compared to this - http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91211-1312892,00.html Now i think this is ****ing disgraceful, what a way to treat your own eh?
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  18. C C Csiders

    Whose face would you like to fill?

    Having been "treated" to an episode of How To Look Good Naked on the flight back from Tunisia On Sunday (all this after a 7 hour delay) I would very much like to stove in the elongated mush of Gok Wan. Of course it goes without saying he would be in a long line of candidates, but at the mo' I...
  19. chadded

    Prem Footballer throwing a game?

    Taken from BBC Sport online.... The Football Association is to investigate allegations that a former Premier League footballer accepted a £50,000 bribe to help throw a game. The player got himself sent off and persuaded three team-mates to get booked in a game "in Britain" in the last two...
  20. davewebbsbrain

    Roget and Bramble....

    Have added me as a friend on Facebook...just sent them both a cheeky message about their Roots Hall days..works a treat Now who else can I target!!!
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