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The Scot Who Cried Wolf
Sir Alex Ferguson, even more than he likes red wine, likes to moan about referee's. He does it so often now that many just ignore him, like the old relative at christmas who's hell bent on retelling his childhood. Well, Ferguson might actually have a point with his ranting this evening... It's...- EastStandBlue
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Drewe Broughton
Watching the egg chasing over the last couple of Saturdays in Crete & met a guy who was a physio/personal trainer. He said he'd been doing close season work for a couple of years with some footballers (loose description I know), one being a Drewe who'd played for MK Dons, near where he lived, &...- Hooly
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- brough coloured description lived ran rants
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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ShrimperZone Big Brother 2009
ShrimperZone Big Brother 2009 starts now! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59EiPxJsXmY&feature=related List of entrants: Vange Shrimper Old Blue Lady East Stand Blue Ayrshire Blue Dave of the Match HUTTON Dave Webbs Brain DavetheShrimper TrueBlue Smiffy McNasty Shrimper2theCore JoshC...- Irish_Shrimper
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- deduct eviction following ran rants support
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Champions League Reports
Apologies, I've been rushed off my feet this week. Here's both games for you. Is it so inconceivable that Arsenal could end this strangest of seasons as Champions of Europe? Arsene Wenger described his side as 'super-outsiders' before the first leg of their clash with Villarreal, but even after...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The Apprentice - Sweepstake
Always entertaining watching some of these idiots. Will be running another sweepstake if we get enough interest. There are 15 candidates so we need 15 entrants. Alternatively we can wait till the number of contestants reduces enough to match the number of entrants we have. £5 to enter. Half...- steveo
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- donated entertaining proceeds ran rants steveo
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Liverpool Must Prove Themselves
It is time. Time to discover whether or not Liverpool have what it takes to be champions. Not champions of Europe, that staggered and seeded competition, winnable with just the right balance of Alamo-style defending and quick goals on the break. Champions of England. A far harder accolade to...- Slipperduke
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- champions charging concrete discover gulf hadn intent lifting liverpool motivated ops ran rants somewhere spoils tear test
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Coming Home
I'm not about to have SZ make major life decisions for me and my family, however I am interested in what people's opinions are. I seriously want to come home from Australia to live back in England. I know it's only been 6 months or so since I left but the homesickness is just too much and I...- Ron Manager
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- beaches faul physically qui ran rants
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Prediction League News End of Season Cup ... Post here to register
Following a (brilliant) idea from DoDts, i've decided to start a new competition to run alongside the fixtures till the seasons end Post here to register your interest* .. i'll start a list in the next post, and starting with Swindon away the points you score will be matched against another...- BLUEBLOOD
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- bash ched following matched ran rants register reserved
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- Forum: Pete's Prediction League
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Liver-fools
The return of Robbie Keane to White Hart Lane may have brought an end to his miserable six months on Merseyside, but it leaves Liverpool fans with one pertinent question; just what on earth is going on behind the scenes at their football club? On the pitch, in their most important season for...- Slipperduke
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- anfield ant awkward boardroom brough champions charitable chief ead fernando fitting gbp hadn hotspur lifting liverpool mistakes money pulling rants rate threatened transaction unpunished wasn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Shrimperzone horseracing tipping competition?
Anyone fancy a Shrimperzone horseracing tipping competition from Sunday 18th Jan to Thursday 22nd Jan inclusive. You get a virtual £2.00 stake each day so you can either tip £2.00 to win or £1.00 e/w but only on one selection per day. All tips to be posted to me by 12.00 lunchtime each day...- phsend
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- posted ran rants runners test tipping
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Nominations
Gentlemen - and hopefully some of you ladies - it's that time again. The Totty Cup is back and it's bigger and better than ever. As last year, we will be harnessing the outstanding intellect, wide-ranging intelligence and thought-provoking insight that exists on this fine board and putting it...- South Bank Hank
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- alba appearing berrichonne beyonce biel crow eva firestorm gentlemen jane jessica maggie megan nomination rants rihanna
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Never Everton Story
And so ends a miserable weekend for the more prosperous end of the Premier League. Wigan's narrow victory over a lacklustre Everton at the JJB Stadium meant that, along with every member of the big four failing to score, every team in the top ten failed to win. The victory drags Steve Bruce's...- Slipperduke
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- afterwards anto athlete baines caused champions ched didn elite exactly failing fallen fouling fro hadn league leighton louis marvel matched money multi narrow rants twenty urgency wasn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Battle of the tools - prelim draw
People of the Zone, We had a wonderful 42 entrants for SZone Tool Of The Year which means we need 10 Prelim Round Matches. Draw list and numbers as follows; Jamie Oliver - MrBeard - 1 Russell Brand - Hutton - 2 Jade Goody - Jonny Stokes - 3 Gordon Brown - Fat Shrimp - 4 Pete Doherty - Dave -...- Stats
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Kinnear Kickstarts Shola Show
Could it be that Mike Ashley has actually made a sensible decision? The man whose baffling policies have crippled Newcastle United in little over a year doesn't get much right, but in the recruitment of Joe Kinnear, of all people, he might allow himself a smile. The forgotten man of English...- Slipperduke
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- ameobi appalling boardroom ched didn eva evans exactly flowing fortune hadn introduced itself physical qui ran ranger rants rate reaching recruitment shouts stronger struggles superb support tan wasn worthy
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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BOT Cartoons
Ok, we have a problem: We've got more than 32 entrants so unless I do some bizarre league system like the UEFA Cup (or whatever it is) some people are going to be left out. IMHO I think that some of the more "adult" cartoons should be missed out and (yes, Mr Einstein) this means The Simpsons...- MK Shrimper
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- cartoons cup league ran rants
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ron Martin - the statement
Right, let's clear a few things up straight away - Contrary to popular belief, I haven't been avoiding the subject all day - quite the opposite, I’ve been itching to get on here and finally say my piece. Truth is, I too lost out on a lot of work this morning, and the meeting was over 2 1/2...- J
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- amounts ands appointments avoided blah budgets cases champions ched concede didn eastwood emotion faced hall ish league measure mistakes money outfit qui ran rants singing sleeve somewhere sterling tilly tosspot trap wasn wouldn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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How To Poop At Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Poker
Where's the thread where we can brag about how well we have all done lately!? :D As MS saw earlier, i reached the FT (final table) of the $1000 ADDED Hangover Cure with a $10 rebuy and walked away with a sum of $196 and 5th place! A couple of days back, played a $20 tourny on Stars and...- The General
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- cure ran rants
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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PC World
Everyone. As you know I used to run a website and now don't, this is because;- (copied from various forums for the purpose of obtaining information) I bought a Fujistsu Scaleo P computer September 05' from PC World. It began to create problems from day one. Graphics freezing. Rebooting...- The Artful Shrimper
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- airport breaker burn computers dealings faul ran rants riggers test visa
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Fantasy CCC Wk 5 results
Bit of a bonus here. I've also uploaded reports for all of the entrants in the competition and they can be found here. This should give you a breakdown of where everyone's scored their points and also an indicator of whether or not your subs are racking up points whilst rotting on the...- sufcintheprem
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- league ran rants
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat