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  1. Winkle

    Could you rough it?

    Just walked my dog monty down by the river (and no he didnt get bashed up the dirt box) and as it was just drawing into dusk, I thought, If there was a nuclear war,and I survived, could I rough it? What I mean buy rough it would be going into "hunter gatherer mode". Could I build a shelter...
  2. Interpol Shrimper

    Wrong Quiz Answers

    QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) .. . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film...
  3. biffo

    Biffo's take on things

    At least we can all get on with our lives now. The brutal statistics show beyond doubt that we were not good enough throughout the whole set-up. It's easy to knock the players (and i will a bit further on). However, in my opinion, the overiding factor in our demise from the championship is down...
  4. DTS

    What worries me most.....

    I really dont want this thread to turn into a Tilly bashing sessions as I love the man.... However what worries me most is its clear to all Freddy will be gone this summer and really good luck to him. He has been a fantastic player and has been a large part of the reason we have gone up so...
  5. C C Csiders

    A song for the Antichrist

    In an idle 3 minutes I have penned this little ditty (I suspect that is his real problem) for Duguid. Feel free to criticise and add your own. So, to the tune of Rabbit by Chas and Dave, I give you Duguid: Oh he won't stop diving Or sending his missus a text He's got more bull$hit than a...
  6. Shrimper2thecore

    Essex University Magazine...

    As you all know The University of Essex is in Col******r, and so i thought i had to let you all know an article that is in the Universtiy Mag (The Rabbit), this week. It is all about taking a break from exams, and not revising 24/7, and an extract reads: And if you want to celebrate the end of...
  7. Stats

    Barry Harris Sponsored Silence(25/02/06)Walsall-H

    Not to be outdone by Tilly, Mr Barry Harris has decided it is time for him to once again raise some money for some local worthwile causes. At the next saturday home game vs Walsall (25/02/06) Barris will be embarking on a sponsored silence from the moment he goes in the spread before the game...
  8. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
  9. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    My dog is called 'Shrimper'

    To pre-empt a few possible replies, I am not refering to two legged Tracey's and Sharon's, though have your fan if you like. Last year the family hound arrived - struggling to justify what I might shout in the local park without too much cause for embarasment and with early suggestions...
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