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  1. Interpol Shrimper

    LCD TV's

    Bit of advice please from the techys on here. Almost 2 and a half years ago I bought a Panasonic Viera LCD TV. Recently (well basically since I had an inept Sky engineer round to fit a new Sky+ box) I've noticed there's a part of the screen which produces a kind of a shadow on certain colours...
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • burn cleaning cure fade foo inch produces shadow sky sports sports temporary wasn wipe
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Xàbia Shrimper

    Makes you think ...

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • airplane conversation deer grass nuclear passenger produces quicker ranger seated
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Davros

    Tuesday Humour

    A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 Euro an hour". "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little...
    • Davros
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    • duck finds goo ist produces var
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Evening Standard

    This is tonight's Evening Standard editorial, not the sport pages, the bloody editorial where they comment on the most important story of the day from all over the world. ..and this from a paper that I'm always moaning hardly ever mentions us despite being in their catchment area...

  5. your most despised country

    Where is it then. That one nation on earth that you would press the button for? For me its Belguim, the most pointless place on the planet. It is a bland, featureless and flat piece of land between France and Germany that has nothing to offer the rest of mankind. No brands, no industry, nothing...

  6. Man Utd Fans

    Ever since watching them coast past Charlton midweek, Something has been bothering me. Throughout the game, Ronaldo got abuse everytime he touched the ball, and Rightly so IMO.... If not for the blatant act of conspiring to get Rooney sent off in the World Cup then for his history of cheating...
  7. Spaceman Spiff

    The Gombeys flying in from Bermuda

    Sorry if this has been mentioned before, but it looks like we'll have some special guests next Saturday! Bermuda Royal Gazette - Gombeys flying to Essex for the Goat's final game The Gombeys: The Gombeys - Bermuda's Pied Pipers The Gombey dancers are a tradition that formed when the...
  8. wiggy

    wiggy's ratings!

    Flavs 6 not much to do, kicking back to normal. Barratt 6 good at times but nowhere near as solid and reliable as last year. Eagle 8 rock at the back and keeping up his good form, m.o.m. contender. Hunt 7 steady and composed Che 8 much better, brave and came good after a few dodgy games. Maher...
  9. wiggy

    Maher was at his,

    and boy did it rub off on the rest.Four midfield players all going sideways and backwards and captain Kev the biggest culprit. Oh for a Jay Smith type character that can feed Freddy and Dudders but no, hoof it in the air for probably the two worst headerers of the ball in the division. As for...
  10. palexander

    The FBM view & Ratings

    Just got in from the game. Reasonable battling team performance, let down by some bad individual displays. As you are probably aware, Jimmeh started on the right and Eastwood up top - no Bramble on the bench?! Flavs back between the sticks... Very dull and scrappy first half until pretty...
    • palexander
    • Thread
    • awareness battling contribute didn didnt displays doesnt eastwood especially foo football lightweight nobody produces stronger suppor support test tilly
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. SUFC AGM - Q&A

    Good to see RM taking a tough stance in relation to SW's lawsuit, arguing on the grounds that SUFC did not feel that SW met the obligation of his contract and some of his signings didn't meet that obligation either. However, I feel the Club could be on sticky ground by saying that a manager...
    • Alf Tupper
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    • advised amounts claimed compensation didn following league money premier produces qui recognise similar sufc town
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Andy_S

    Another comical error in the programme

    I don't know how many other people have noticed it, but whoever produces the programme has made yet another monumental **** up today. They've repeated the entire 'Steve Tilson' part in the 'Captain's log' part. So we are forced to do without king Kev's witterings...
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