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  1. Positive Customer Relations

    Amongst a number of other people I had my season card ticket taken away by the stewards after it ws not accepted for the game on Tuesday night. They still let me in, but other than saying that the club would be in contact they could not say what the problem was. So I popped into the booking...
    • The Scribe
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hadn ive league two npower football league pile postman real football relations roots hall scheduled shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Breaking News Bilel Leaves

    • Pubey
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    • bilel blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league pile rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Benfleet A1

    Now I Know What the Helmets For.

    Since joining my new company things have moved along in the recovery world for me. My gaffer is one of these chaps who wont ask you to do something he wouldn't or couldn't do himself which is in sharp contrast to the last lot. He loaths paperwork and if the true is told, sitting in his office...
    • Benfleet A1
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    • arriving bra connect cos damaged dual edged exam exploits fitted football gest helmets jobs jury loading magpie motors pain parts payout pile pulled refrain rolling sodding tosspot troll truck types worthy
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Jack The Flag

    The only way is Essex!

    What a pile of **** Thoughts?
  5. duncan bulgaria

    Fattest Ex Pro Footballers

    Having watched skys ' Time's of their Lives' it made me realise that a lot of ex pro's do pile on the pounds after finishing their career and one ex player i saw was huge , but he was about 65 so will let him off . However I have tried and failed to upload a picture of 38 year old Neil...

  6. Defending corners....

    Not sure if this has been covered before? Anyway, what's people's take on defending corners? I've noticed that we tend to bring everyone back into and on the edge of the 18-yard box. For me, this is a bit of a crap tactic. It encourages the opposition team to pile more men forward and it allows...
    • GBJ
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    • 000 seat stadium adam bouzid alan mccormack was in mayhem last night anthony grant barry corr barry fry is clown barry harris bart bart v flavs bilel mohsni blair sturrock blues brett angell to sign bring back grays blue chris barker craig easton dave webb do we need such a 22 english football english soccer essex football fish puns flav's arse football football league fossets farm fourth division glenn morris graham coughlan harry crawford i never touched the cleaner i was playing golf with tilly the other day james merrick lewis johnny herd josh simpson ldnfasto ldnfatso league two lewis james merrick louis soares luis suarez luke prosser mad cyril mark hall mark phillips martin out matt lockwood is going to sign matt paterson merrick james lewis mindless (and completely unfounded) transfer speculation moaning about rep mohsni bilel napster knows something you don't know nicky bailey couldn't pass water no listen north bank npower football league nzamba legend old blue lady outlet pacey paul sturrock peter gilbert pile real football rhys evans richard young ron martin roots hall ryan hall scott spencer sean clohessy shrimpers soccer sofianne zaaboub southend southend united southend united 1 man u 0 southend united 1 west ham 0 southend-on-sea stan collymore to sign steve tilson sufc
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. That Mitchell And Webb Look

    A totally unfunny over-rated pile of pants
  8. The General

    Youth Pull - First up ...

    ... a pile of poo. Denis Harding (3264287) Denis is a RH Batsman and RFM Bowler. He is a defensive player with competent leadership skills and worthless experience. He currently has respectable batting form, respectable bowling form and fresh fitness. Plays For: General Stars Nationality...

  9. Hows your hamstring ? theres something going on ...

    my hamstring is defiantely sore along with everyone elses - but I was more concerned by the tone of Tillsons interview - "my agent will be speaking with him in the next ten days" on top of Barretts "this can never happen again" so its time to do business with RM - who is loving it now -...
  10. DTS

    Question Worst Loanee ever?

    After a enjoyable debate with our six fingered friend it got me thinking about the worst player we have ever had on loan. There are so many candidates but for me its Danny Marney. Not sure how many of you will remember him as he was a totally forgetable part of an appauling Buzz Lightyear side...

  11. Dont vote for these .....

    Aside from that horrible website, that im finding almost painful to read . A replication of the separation of 50% of humanity (again why ??) Repetitionof figures to the point of nonsensical rambling. Deliberate attacks on the other parties that Libs and Tories dont seem (unless their hidden...
    • osymandus
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Politics Forum
  12. Slipperduke

    Wembley's Awful Pitch

    90,000 seats, 2618 toilets, 26 lifts, 98 kitchens and 34 bars. Was it too much to ask for Wembley to provide just one decent playing surface? Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final was like watching naughty ten year olds playing football indoors on an untacked carpet. Every change of direction brought a...
    • Slipperduke
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    • bon brough daw dome exactly fa cup fallen fixed floodlights goo heathrow kitchens lasagne mars metal moon oasis olds pile qui raspberry rugby somewhere terminal
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. MrB

    OD - Week 12

    Yamas v ShrimperZone CC At the start of this season I'd have thrown this one as their team was immense. However they then went broke and sold off their entire team, best player now 9,000 BTR! They must be sitting on a pile of cash and the manager is still logging in but luckily they haven't...
  14. davewebbsbrain

    Scott Spencer

    In the past we have lamented about how the likes of Paynter, Hooper etc have been a pile of poo for us but have come good once they moved on. we always moan about this and is does always seem the case. I wonder if Rochdale fans are now thinking the same thing. It took a while for Scotty to be...
  15. Slipperduke

    Nothing To Love At Team England

    So farewell, John Terry. Stripped of the captaincy for stripping his mate's girlfriend, and several other people's girlfriends by the sounds of it, we shall not see his like again. It's all so thoroughly grubby and pointless and it's a massive blow for England's chances of summer glory. Terry...
  16. SUFC Forever

    Ron Martin...

    So all the rumours of our financial problems and possible administration have now been confirmed as true then. As one of the "mug punters" conned by Martin and his cohorts into believing that we could help our club by buying shares in it, with promises of a wonderous future and sparkling...
  17. Slipperduke

    Gillett - The Worst A Club Can Get

    There was something entirely predictable about the news that George Gillett has already begun to apportion blame for Liverpool's poor start to the season. Speaking to supporters before September's crushing 6-1 victory over Hull, their fourth league win on the bounce, the American announced, "If...
  18. Matt the Shrimp

    Dara O'Briain on football...

    Very amusing excerpt from a piece on the Grauniad website by Dara O'Briain. I love his analogy about the Victorians codifying fire or the wheel... :D _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Football Sorry, you didn't invent it Preston football club's ground, Deepdale, is home to the National Football...
  19. weststander

    Club Accounts 2008

    Got my copy of the club accounts for year ending 31/7/2008 through this morning and it looks like the BIG RED NUMBER at the bottom of the pile is £5,934,706. Looks like the loss for the year was £2.4 million
  20. Slipperduke

    Garry Cook's Gamble

    I don't want to appear rude or patronising, but something has been bothering me for a while now and I need to get it off my chest. Does Manchester City's chief executive Garry Cook actually understand how football works? I only ask because the evidence is really starting to pile up now. He...
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