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Ribery Set To Shine
With Euro 2008 now less than 100 days away and UEFA showing no signs of inexplicably kicking anyone out of the tournament to make room for England, it’s time for acceptance. Naturally, this acceptance will come easier to you than it will to me, which is why I decided to get the heads-up on a few...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Feed back please.
Hi all. I play for my local football team- Hadleigh Athletic, and have been writing match reports after the games. Ive always had a liking for writing, especially football reports. Just wondered if anyone would mind reading one of my reports and telling me if they think its any good. Its a bit...- BaileytheQuitter
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- attempted ched claimed continued deed especially fleet foo hitman iff ive joi league lose matched pace physical poorly proving rushing slick superb twenty undone watkins
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Fave US/Canadian Sports Teams
From the Superbowl thread I can see a lot of interest in the NFL amongst Zoners, wondered if this spread to other US sports. Having spent 5 years in Canada and the US, I am a big fan of all four major US sports, and I follow these teams: NHL: Montreal Canadiens. (Seen them live twice)...- Bentley's Absurd Gait
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- ched fade league ley physical sports spread unfashionable washing washington
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Gilbert -
Why hasn't he been used? I know he's got supposed attitude problems, but this is a right back who tore up the championship at points last year, and still manages to have a contract with Arsenal, who are notorious for releasing young talent. To drop someone after five games or whatever it was...- Bluetonic
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- ead especially hasn league league one notorious physical
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Set pieces
something we have been terrible at this season. if i remember rightly we've only scored from one this season? when teams come to roots hall its clear a lot of them come with a game plan to shut our midfield down and they look for the counter account. when teams get a corner or free-kick we look...- mattytheshrimper
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- cos exactly hall marking physical roots tacking undone
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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sufcintheprem ratings
Seeing as its been a while since I did these and, for a change, I'm not doing the slightly arduous 2 hour journey home, I thought I might put up my thoughts on today's game. All in all, we weren't really that bad overall. Oldham succeeded where many other clubs have failed in the past and...- sufcintheprem
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- continued didn dominance farcical fur gran headed ish joi physical quicker sing spite sprint superb twenty wasn wore
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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When Girls dont put out.
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men...- chadded
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- bedroom blur boyfriend ennis hes mars physical qui shoes venus
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Assault??
As I mentioned on a thread yesterday me and a few mates have started in a 6aside league in Laindon, anyway yesterday we had a match against a physical team who were probably all in their 30s or late 20s. In trying to get the ball before the keeper one of our players clipped the goalies leg. The...- JoshC
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- hasn insults league physical pulled stopped threats thrown
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Who would win in a fight?
First he angered Matt Harrold by impyling he was ****, then he incurred the wrath of the whole primate world by implying Franky "The Gorilla" Banks didnt deserve a second testimonial - But now he has really gone and done it.... Ldn Fatso's (aka Steve the Slagger) one man mission to annoy the...- DTS
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- athlete didn didnt engine franky hall imo mark gower physical prima roots
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The Way it is in the West Stand.
usual half hearted, disorganised warm up - everything looking a bit slack and careless e.g. Darryls kicking and distribution but its League One and the opposition can't really play. Loads of good old hoofs and a bit of head tennis - Matt Harrold looked fit, trying to put himself about and...- Rayleigh boy
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- baily ennis foo kee league league one physical properly quicker realisation slack teamers thorn town wasn wes wouldn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Job Application
Saw this this morning, and after MtS admitting being rejected from McDonalds in Southend on another thread, thought I'd post it up.. This is an actual job application from a 17 year old boy to McDonalds, and he got the job for being so honest and funny. Name: ******* Sex: Not yet I'm saving...- chadded
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- hostility incredible lifting package pads physical sucked wouldn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Have you still got it?
As you all know I am trying at the age of 41 to keep the bains of middle age at the back door, by thinking that maybe I can stop father time by some mastersroke from catching up on me. Sadly I have become aware that maybe running a mile in under 6 minutes is never going to happen, Playing five a...- Winkle
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- crow crown foo olds physical roots
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Degree Results
I can now offically say that I have a Batchelor of Science Hons Degree in Information Technology and Physical Geography. What makes this even better is that i'm the only one from my year to graduate in it. Only 2 of us done it and he's deffered his Dissertation cos he's a lazy barsteward :D...- Cheltenham Shrimper
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- cos degree physical science
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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How to not get done for speeding!
SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...- TrueBlue
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The worst pain ever?
Whats the worst pain you have ever experienced? Mine was taking up egg chasing at the age of 15, after realising my football career was never going to reach the dizzy hights of league prowiss, I found myself enjoying rugby and rather good at it. Anyway I got picked for my district side, and we...- Winkle
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- blur cert collapse didn didnt district exactly foo league ley pain physical qui rugby subbed
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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What was the game like tonight
Didnt go tonight but the saw the crowd was 7606. Not bad at all from the Southend public and can only enhance the chance for England boys up to under 19 level playing at the hall. What was the game like? Whenever i have seen womens football it seems a bit less physical and like a non league...- Tommy2holes
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- 606 didn didnt foo hall league physical
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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For those who don't know...
Here is a list of the teams that were in this league the last time we got promoted here in 1991. Whilst obviously teams can have good or bad seasons, a point I made in another thread about financial clout and size of team (in terms of support, not physical stature) is emphasised massively when...- fbm
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- categories foo league physical similar suppor support
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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jontosh2001 views - Leeds 17th March
Match Report – Leeds United by Jon Tosh Late Leeds Comeback Checks Blues Survival Hopes A packed Roots Hall witnessed an electric game between Leeds and Southend, both looking for the three points that would go a long way towards Championship status next season. Turning onto Shakespeare...- Pubey
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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FAO Mods : Violent smilies.
Why does Shrimperzone allow acts of graphic violence such as :thump: , :guns: or :flamer: yet prevent me from calling someone a ****, a ****** or using **** either as an expletive or as vulgar slang to describe the physical act of love?- Mad Cyril
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- ive physical slang
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SUFC vs WBA - Official SZ.com report
steveo1 has produced the first report and ratings of the New Year, barely an hour and half after the final whistle. Enjoy! The Christmas period has been a funny old time for the Blues. An abysmal home display against the League leaders was followed by two good away draws at Norwich and...- Uncle Leo
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- argued continued eastwood following foo fro hall koumas league mep pace physical pulled russel shirt steveo triple wes
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat