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You want cars.....?
KTM X-Bow We love the fact that this wild-looking KTM car came about after a bunch of enthusiastic engineers from KTM decided to build a fun sports car. Usefully, they had some friends at nearby Audi who came up with the powerplant - the 236bhp 2.0-litre turbocharged unit that's found under...- dashman
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Reincarnation?
Some of you probably dont beleive in reincarnation but deep down we all have our little tendancies to stray from the norm and do something completley out of character. With me its simply this.... I Beleive that I am the reincarnation of the one and only "BOB MARLEY" I cant explain excactly why...- Winkle
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- conversation documenteries ley passenger refrain stray titanic trance voice
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A very funny story!
This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...- Winkle
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- arrives bash bath bends cleaning cries didn didnt engine finds hurts kee killers pain passenger proceeds properly radios remove rudi soaking torch underpants warn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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''Sorry Boss ,I Can't Play ,I'm injured''
What's wrong with some of these players ,Hammell was clearly very unfit and was torn to pieces which had a big impact on the whole defensive line as the Centre backs had to come across out of position to try and tackle the Winger that had just skipped past him .So almost straight from the kick...- THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Makes you think ...
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- airplane conversation deer grass nuclear passenger produces quicker ranger seated
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The OFFICAL rules of Shotgun
Shamelessly stolen from another forum, but it's so true... :D- Che's Left Foot
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- abusing automatically controller dru foo hes mix multi music passenger shoe shoes slowing stereo whos
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Another mare from Gutts,
Backwards and sideways, very poor passing, if Tilly don't rate Jay Smith then for christ sake get someone in midfield that creates and pushes forward and is a supply line. This bloke is a passenger when will you all see it? Thought Peter Clarkes performance was pathetic, never won a header...- wiggy
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- passenger pathe rate supply tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Guttridge needs to be dropped!
What a waste of space, gives the ball away nearly every pass and bottles most tackles. Any chance of a creative midfielder as this bloke is a complete passenger and Kev Maher is a better sideways crab than him so how about a forward thinking midfielder that might create something for our...- wiggy
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- bottles passenger
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The fbm views and ratings
Due to formatting problems the report isn't yet on the front page so here it is BLUES LAND TITLE IN ESSEX ONE-TWO The two Essex sides defied all the odds in League One by claiming both automatic promotion spots – with the Super Shrimpers deservedly landing the title. In fact, it was...- fbm
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- ageing ancient appalling assistants bacon benefited bentley blocks breach brough bulk ched claiming continued description dissent dramas enjoyed especially essex exactly fitting following foo ford formatting fro fur goa hall jury largest league league one ley moussa multi neighbours outfield outlet overcome oxford pace passenger premier published quicker rate retain roots salute shadow shire ski slick somewhere stamina stated stepped sting stopped test tilly tolerance vale walls
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Wiggy's ratings!
Flavs 6 nothing to do except pick it out of the net Jupp 5 looked all at sea, like his overlaps but maybe time to bring back Hunt. Prior 4 Doddery and indesisive Barratt 6 O.K but seen him better Gutts 4 player of the year your avin a laugh Maher 5 injured but no great shakes Cole 6 couple of...- wiggy
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- all at sea didn goa knackered passenger tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Driving home earlier
driving a work mate back home earlier,mate sees this hitchhiker and says "stop,i know this fella hes alright" so i stop,my mate then says "oops,its not who i thought it was" nevermind i thought,id stopped and ill take him as far as im going he comes to the front passenger window,mate...- LITTLEMAN
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- didn didnt engine fro hes locks passenger pulled stopped
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Surviving Terrorism
In the event of a terrorist attack, you will need to react quickly. Please read the following carefully. <span style='color:red'>1. IF YOU ARE EVER TRAPPED ON A PLANE WITH SOMEONE WHO APPEARS TO BE A MUSLIM AND/OR A HIJACKER:</span> Do not panic. Often young Muslim men are not terrorists...- blues_r_best
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9-25 Shawfield Sky Sports2
Anyone watching the dogs on sky tonight? 9-25 Race Two dogs with the Blues in its name, Blues Fancy and Blues Highway. Ive gone for Blues Fancy on Betfair, Blues Highway is joint Favourite! 1 - So Stormy 7/1 2 - Droopys Romeo 5/2 3 - Blues Fancy 3/1 4 - Air...- KrustyTheKray
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- blues joi passenger
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Joke
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he was pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?" "No" replies the Officer...- steveh1510
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- officer passenger pulled suspicious
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The Vodka
The Vodka Scooter How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought, 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a...- sufc_stu
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- acquired automatically bedroom contractors dru equipped following identified money neighbours outfit parts passenger poorly removal stairs woken
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Dreweee
I applaud the fact that the boys did well and that on another day we would have had the three points, but I am absolutely sick and tired of Tilly and his incredulous belief in Drewe Broughton. Are they soul mates? Do they gaze starry eyed at each other? Does Drewe score with Tilly, dribbling and...- rabbloke
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- brough ead money passenger tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Stan Collymore
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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The Budget
Customs and Excise to merge with Inland Revenue Department, with loss of 10,500 civil service jobs by 2008 Extra £6bn allocated for Iraq, Afghanistan, Kosovo and the fight against terrorism. There are currently 25,000 new jobs and 10,000 new vacancies Corporation and capital gains tax...- Napster
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- afghanistan capital civil compared diesel inland jobs oil passenger rises sparkling terrorism vacancies
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Toughest quiz of the year
average score is 2 (I think I've got 4). From the Guardian: "Scire ubi aliquid invenire possis, ea demum maxima pars eruditionis est" 1. In 1903: 1 who founded the WSPU? 2 what speed limit was imposed on motor cars? 3 who was the Sublime Paralytic, who died of cholera? 4 whose weekly...- Napster
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Stupid Yanks
Thousands of commuters were left stranded in New York after a man got his hand stuck down a train toilet trying to retrieve his mobile phone. The man spent 90 minutes with his arm wedged in the u-bend trying to reach the phone he had dropped. The 6.19pm train had just left New York's Grand...- Napster
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- acted blocks boarded brough conductor filed passenger rate steel
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