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  1. Winkle

    Bear Grylls!

    I watched as he killed a yak and cut the poor animal to pieces before digging its liver out and eating it raw, and if that wasn't enough to put me off my lasagne he popped the eyeball out with his bowie knife and eat that as well. My question is, if you were hungry enough to kill a hoofed...
    • Winkle
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    • bear bowie ched eating knife lasagne parts wasn
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Uncle Leo

    Zone Update Paul Furlong sponsorship

    All, this year's SZ player sponsorship has gone really well and thanks to your contributions, we have managed to fully cover the cost of the sponsorship. Next step is the raffle to decide who gets the various parts of the sponsorship package, namely: Signed Paul Furlong shirt Two match...
    • Uncle Leo
    • Thread
    • contributions cos hall hanks icke package parts roots spread stated tan weir
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. pringlejon

    Anthony "Snoop Doggy" Grant

    I no people have been saying this for a while, but thought i'd see how similar they really looked. so here's something i just quickly rustled up, excuse the poor photoshopping in parts.
  4. Vange Shrimper

    How scary is this?

    Hole in Plane I personally blame people who make parts for planes! ;) Seriously though, That would scare the **** out of me if that ever happened on a plane I was on.

  5. Post-Match Thread and Ratings Braintree (Away)

    Acc. to OS report, sounds like they dominated large parts of the match which is a tad worrying. Looks like Joyce played well
  6. Benfleet A1

    An experiment carried out

    Moving on from the thread that told us that children as young as 3 should be watched for reactions over certain foods to see if they could be racist, I have conducted tests on my four year old daugther with certain foods from around the world to find out whether she is going to be a no good bad...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • apples bananas bang beef boiled ched ethnic experiment ive meat minority muslims parts pork qui shoots
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. The Big Dady

    Layer Road Auction Dates Confirmed

    Layer Road Auction Dates Confirmed From Col Ewe OS http://www.cu-fc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/0,,10424~1328134,00.html Colchester United fans will be able to get their hands on parts of the club history when the U's hold a special auction at Layer Road later this year. As the club prepare...
  8. shrimper loz

    Retailers (not sure if this has been posted before)

    Condom Retailers Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same [or almost!] tag-lines Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life Galaxy Condoms...
    • shrimper loz
    • Thread
    • burger complicated cos exactly pain parts posted rubber
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Slipperduke

    Bristol City v Hull City

    There can’t be many people who, when the Championship season began, thought that today’s SG$120m Play-Off Final would be contested between newly promoted Bristol City and almost relegated Hull City. In fact, if you’d have asked an expert, or even if you’d just have asked me, you’d have been told...
  10. Vange Shrimper

    Pub Quiz Pt. God knows

    As Staind said "It's been a while", but I thought I might as well bring it back, hopefully with no arguments with the answers this time round. Usual rules apply, usual people are banned. :p 1. What did Pandora release when she opened her box or jar? 2. What is Barack Obama's middle name? 3...
    • Vange Shrimper
    • Thread
    • attempted ban candidate economics eurovision literature mep parts physics pulled russian test walton
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. GregStarz

    My Quick Opinion / Travel

    Well, we was totally outclassed by a better team and it seemed to me like Coppinger is the new Joe Cole. The stadium was pretty impressive although the stewards are stupidly strict and pretty silly but overall wasn't too bad. The support was absolutley awesome, to think of chanting, bouncing...
    • GregStarz
    • Thread
    • applause belts cas fitter hall ley parts roots stated suppor support unreal wasn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Slipperduke

    Lee Trundle is overweight

    Lee Trundle is overweight, he has a double chin and if he entered the 100m sprint against a tortoise, an elderly shirehorse and a small brick, no-one could guarantee him a place on the podium. He has also just put Bristol City one game away from a place in the Premier League with a strike that...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • applauded brough elderly entered flame headed infuriated itself league lose mix pace parts proving rugby singing sprint stopped support tissier tortoise two minutes watson wouldn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  13. Where will you be on Friday 1945 (BST)?

    Interested to see how many shrimpers will be watching the game from different parts of the country (or even world) Me, I'll be watching it in Shoebury. Really original!

  14. End of Season party Video....

    I have had to upload the 17 min video in 4 parts and each one is taking ages so sorry for the delay. I will edit this first post and add the following 3 links when they are ready. Firstly apologies for the sound...i was standing a bit to close to the speakers so it does distort a bit from time...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • burn enjoyed following parts
    • Replies: 156
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. J

    The B.N.P.

    So, they have done extremely well again this year, coming 5th in the london Mayoral Vote. But do we really know the truth about the B.N.P? Have you actually read the manifesto and mission statements? Ok, so they are a bit far right of the middle, but they want the best for this country. In my...
    • J
    • Thread
    • axes capital cases ched civil cooperate crack currency deed democracy economy elderly ethnic falklands folk goa heritage independence industrial industry ish mayoral military neighbours parts pensions peoples political politically poorly products properly refuse restoration shift suppor support supports teachers terrorists zones
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. fredheim_holm

    Massive development in the computer world

    For 40 years scientists have attempted to make the theory become reality, and now one has 'stumbled' upon it. What 'it' is, is a little chip that can remember where it left off. I'm not really up with all the computer hardware chat so I'm not too sure how it does it, but basically the features...
    • fredheim_holm
    • Thread
    • attempted bbc electricity features inactive ive literally parts scientists stumbled
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. C C Csiders

    Embarassing Bodies

    Watched this on Channel 4 last night, and whilst the bulk of it was about dermatological issues (psoriasis, acne etc.) two elements of the programme were particularly disturbing. The people in question in these two parts of the programme are embarassed (as the programme says) about parts of...
  18. RobM

    BioFuels

    Now, how do you feel about this? Parts of Africa are growing bio-fuel products instead of food crops because it pays the farmers more. America is turning food farms into bio-fuel farms and not sending as much food-aid to poorest countries because of it.
    • RobM
    • Thread
    • ead parts products
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Fans asked to name shops

    Southend fans have been asked for suggestions to name retail elements of the new stadium: http://www.southendunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewStadiumDetail/0,,10444~1269045,00.html Maybe name parts of the shopping areas after past 'great' players? Suggestions?
  20. TrueBlue

    Metal Monday Pt. 17

    Born in Bremen, Germany, Hanson Jobb and Udo Von DüYü have made good on their sacred pledge to "conquer the world, one bath house at a time." But PINK STËËL's rightful place in the great book of Gay Heavy Metal has been 20 years in the making. "These guys are the gay Id, flooding the world with...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • bath flooding ful hanson lover metal natives parts rock sacred spread steel swim walls
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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