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  1. A Bit Of Fun ..........*Why?*

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when...
    • Cricko
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    • bathroom buildings burn dressed electricity especially faster fours helmets money moon oil outta pain paint quizzes reserved singing soup
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Wrestling

    Can someone explain to me why intellegent(!) people would watch this fake American dross? It's not a sport in any way shape or form. It more choreographed than High School Musical with artificially pumped up bad "actors". I just don't understand why anyone over the age of 11 would watch it...
  3. Slipperduke

    Keegan Factor

    I’m writing this match preview moments after watching Kevin Keegan’s first press conference as Newcastle United manager since 1997. When he walked into the room, I’ll be honest with you, I felt a little bit tired and maybe a bit stressed about the deadline that was closing in on me. But after...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ant chess convince dose eating enthusiasm enthusiastic flair ful fur hes league nobody pain paint poorly premier qui suppor support tan teenage test trophy twenty vince weapons
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  4. What a coincidence!

    Doing some research on Sixfields for Northampton and... Away fans are located in the attractively named 'Paul Cox Panel & Paint South Stand' :hilarious: If you didn't know (and why would you) that's me, though I don't own a Paint & Panel doodah.
  5. CC51DAS

    Do we really want to beat Blackpool tonight ?

    Must admit , can't make my mind up about this one - obviously out of loyalty I always wish for a win and of course there is the lure of a big club and another famous scalp , not to mention the payday . On the other hand , I felt the Man U build up and subsequent euphoria took our minds off the...

  6. If only Football was played over 85 minutes!

    If it was we would be unbeaten this season be into the next round of the Johnstone Paint Trophy and everything would be hunky doory and we would be talking about promotion back to the championship. Oh and we wouldn't have these stupid Tilson out threads on this board. 5 minutes is a very long...
  7. fbm

    The fbm report - Dagenham - JPT

    SOUTHEND PAY PENALTY AS DAGGERS PROGRESS Exactly a week after Southend claimed the Championship scalp of Watford in the Carling Cup, they were slain by league 2 newcomers Dagenham and Redbridge in the Johnstones Paint Trophy at Roots Hall. In truth Southend had more than enough chances to win...
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    • adds caused claimed cup divide especially foo ford fur hall ish jpt jury league moore overhead pain paint roberts roots sting stones trophy
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. LDV Paint or whatever it is called...

    When is the Dagenham game? My official site is playing up. Ta.

  9. the triangle theory and cycles

    what we are seeing at roots hall is the otherside of the triangle, man utd at home was the top of the triangle, and on the left handside it started with the ldv final in 2004 and gradually got to the top, we are gradually slipping down the otherside, what the bottom of the triangle on the...
    • TMWLT
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    • cup cycle fortune hall league pain paint postion roots
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. bucket&spade.f.c

    Johnstone's Paint Trophy

    The 1st round draw today on Soccer am Who does everyone want? Home or Away? Do we want a cup run? Your views B&S
  11. SUFCEssex

    Johnstone's Paint Trophy.

    Any idea when the draw is, with the first round due Sept 3rd surely it must be soon.
  12. Ljubljana Branch

    New Flag

    I am ordering a giant flag for my away days new season. I've come up with some designs, but would love some inspiration. If you could knock them up in MS paint that'd be great, if not just describe them. What do you think of my efforts so far?? Many thanks, Jon
  13. Ron Manager

    America's Cup

    Greetings from New Zealand where the locals are all going mad for the America's Cup sailing. Because of the time difference races are on at 1-30 in the morning and many of them are still getting up to watch the sporting equivalent of paint drying (even duller than golf as a televised event)...
  14. ian_the_girth

    johnstones paint cup

    evening all does anyone know when the johnstones paint cup 1st round draw will take place ?
  15. ldnfatso

    Risqué Riddles

    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out...
    • ldnfatso
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    • boyfriend cliff crack kee pain paint swallow
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. sufccolchester

    Reasons to be cheerful...

    I know it still hurts and anyone who offers sympathy is met with a watery smile and has pins stuck in a voodoo doll later; BUT there are some things to be happy about. 1. Leeds "we're too big a club to be relegated" are going down. 2. Colchester won't make the play offs 3. I knocked 7 new...
  17. KrustyTheKray

    The Luton Game On Saturday

    Yet again we concede three goals, and at home! Simply not good enough if you ask me. When was the last good match at home? Luton were already down and from the off you could tell they wanted it more than us. Compare Kevin Blackwell to Tilly. Blackwell on his feet encouraging his players...
    • KrustyTheKray
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    • awareness concede didn displays ell especially league league one mis mistakes money pain paint stones tilly trophy
    • Replies: 56
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. adwebb16

    Do you have more respect for the StJPT/LDV?

    Will you be watching the St Johnstons Paint Trophy Final aka LDV Vans final this year? After your previous two encounters with the said cup do you appreciate how much it means to the teams that are in the final? Will you be watching it? I will be watching the final this weekend, because i know...
  19. SUFCEssex

    Hartlepool and Scunthorpe

    Hartleppol and Scunthorpe have been fined under new rules for not playing at least 6 first team regulars in their Paint Trophy(old LDV) games. Shame the League Cup isn't the same would mean 6 stars from Man U at least next month.
  20. Bielzibubz

    The Turner Prize

    *.............* (insert your own expletive) What's up with these people. What exactly makes their pieces of 'art' any different and any more worthy than a splattering of paint on a piece of paper put together by a four year old at your local nursery? I've just listened to the...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • exactly gran ive minority nursery pain paint temporary worthy
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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