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  1. A letter to the man blow-drying his balls in the gym

    open letters
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • adidas birth denver dome fields gene majestic pain paintball phoenix physical ranger san spartans testicles
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Southend United 2010/2011 Review

    More attention (understandably) seemingly on Lincoln's result today than our own, so I thought I'd bring the focus back to the mighty Blues. Hope you enjoy the article: Against my better judgement I’m beginning to feel sorry for the Lib Dems. No, wait, hear me out. Obviously they’re a...
    • the_forgotten_man
    • Thread
    • affray appalling apples blues disease english football english soccer essex football finishing football football league fossets farm fourth division fro huh ish league two louie milliband npower football league pain rate real football roots hall scott houghton season review shoots shrimpers soares soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea speedy sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. sufc_tom

    Question Painting

    I'm going to be painting my walls soon and I just wanted to know if I need to sand down the walls before I start (walls already have paint on them) and what's the best type of paint? Thanks in advance :)
  4. DTS

    Friday night games.

    Just noticed our next three homes are Friday night games. I may be in a minority but I find Friday games a right pain. It basically means a half days work and I can't go to far a field on that day itself. I can't really see any reason for these games to be moved to Fridays. It's also pretty...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • blues bradford english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hereford itself league two minority npower football league pain real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Benfleet A1

    Now I Know What the Helmets For.

    Since joining my new company things have moved along in the recovery world for me. My gaffer is one of these chaps who wont ask you to do something he wouldn't or couldn't do himself which is in sharp contrast to the last lot. He loaths paperwork and if the true is told, sitting in his office...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • arriving bra connect cos damaged dual edged exam exploits fitted football gest helmets jobs jury loading magpie motors pain parts payout pile pulled refrain rolling sodding tosspot troll truck types worthy
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. The General

    Council's "planning permission"

    How do i go about writing a complaint!? Basically the road across from me (Ferndown) is set to have a 10am-3pm parking restriction along it, which is going to have a knock-on effect to the local residents. It can sometimes be a pain in the bum to park around here as it is, but "closing down"...

  7. Breaking News JPT Charlton at home

    Charlton at home in the Johnston paint . Good or bad draw?
    • ashingdon shrimper
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league pain real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. canveyshrimper

    PL Fixtures Round 14 - Paint Trophy - Tuesday 5th October

    I'll get these fixtures up early, and as we don't get much chance to predict of our 6 fingered, web footed, sister shagging inbred friends from up the A12, nor for that matter their East London relations I've included them, in the hope they both crash to embarrassing defeats. Oh and how they did...
  9. palexander

    Typical night at the Community Stadium

    Saw this on Football 365. Always nice to have a chuckle at the neighbours...
    • palexander
    • Thread
    • blues coloured english football english soccer essex football eventful football football league fossets farm fourth division introduced league two nails neighbours npower football league pain perfume qui rate real football recognise roots hall shadow shirt shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea stepped sufc the home of football voice
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  10. some more life in the 70's rubbish...

    SCHOOL -- 1970 vs. 2010 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1970 - Crowd gathers. Johnny wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates for life. 2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Mark...
    • SARF
    • Thread
    • comfort computers investigate pain rate rubbish teacher terrorism therapy weapons zombie
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Cammo Day

    It's cammo day at the Hall tomorrow. Anyone coming to the game in army gear or putting on the war paint? Great cause Help for Heroes but not sure I'll fit into my cadet uniform anymore.
    • allseeingeye
    • Thread
    • 000 seat stadium adam bouzid alan mccormack was in mayhem last night anthony grant army barry corr barry fry is clown barry harris bart bart v flavs bilel mohsni blair sturrock blues brett angell to sign bring back grays blue cammo chris barker craig easton dave webb do we need such a 22 english football english soccer essex football fish puns flav's arse football football league fossets farm fourth division glenn morris graham coughlan hall harry crawford i never touched the cleaner i was playing golf with tilly the other day james merrick lewis johnny herd josh simpson ldnfasto ldnfatso league two lewis james merrick louis soares luis suarez luke prosser mad cyril mark hall mark phillips martin out matt lockwood is going to sign matt paterson merrick james lewis mindless (and completely unfounded) transfer speculation moaning about rep mohsni bilel napster knows something you don't know nicky bailey couldn't pass water no listen north bank npower football league nzamba legend old blue lady pain paul sturrock peter gilbert real football rhys evans richard young ron martin roots hall ryan hall scott spencer sean clohessy shrimpers soccer sofianne zaaboub southend southend united southend united 1 man u 0 southend united 1 west ham 0 southend-on-sea stan collymore to sign steve tilson sufc
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. shrimperhosk

    Camo Day Vs Torquey should be fun

    OK so as you know we have a camo/army day and if you dont already know i have a fancy dress company, now we agreed with SUFC 20% for Southend fans but they forgot to put the offer (you would put in to receive 20% off) this is SUFC also the blue belles will be wearing these (they will be doing a...
    • shrimperhosk
    • Thread
    • 000 seat stadium adam bouzid alan mccormack was in mayhem last night anthony grant army barry corr barry fry is clown barry harris bart bart v flavs bilel mohsni blair sturrock blues brett angell to sign bring back grays blue camo chris barker cos craig easton dave webb do we need such a 22 english football english soccer essex football fish puns flav's arse football football league fossets farm fourth division glenn morris graham coughlan harry crawford i never touched the cleaner i was playing golf with tilly the other day james merrick lewis johnny herd josh simpson ldnfasto ldnfatso league two lewis james merrick louis soares luis suarez luke prosser mad cyril mark hall mark phillips martin out matt lockwood is going to sign matt paterson merrick james lewis mindless (and completely unfounded) transfer speculation moaning about rep mohsni bilel napster knows something you don't know nicky bailey couldn't pass water no listen north bank npower football league nzamba legend old blue lady pain paul sturrock peter gilbert products real football rhys evans richard young ron martin roots hall ryan hall scott spencer sean clohessy shrimpers soccer sofianne zaaboub southend southend united southend united 1 man u 0 southend united 1 west ham 0 southend-on-sea southendunited stan collymore to sign steve tilson sufc supplier torquey
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. canveyshrimper

    PL Fixtures Round 7 - JPT - 31st August

    Fixtures come thick & fast at the start of the season here's the next batch for the paint trophy. Southend v Gillingham 0-0 (SUFC on pens :support:) Aldershot v Oxford 2-0 Charlton v Dagenham 1-0 Southampton v Swindon 0-3 Stevenage v Brentford 0-1 Yeovil v Exeter 1-3
  14. Cricko

    Kulula Airline

    Kulula is an Airline with it's head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: Kulula's new paint scheme "Flying...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • airline airplane airways announcements assisting belts brough comfort degrees enjoyed entertaining eventful faul fixed gentlemen grab hanks industry johan lover metal money officer overhead pain qui rate screaming seated skies tab taxis terminal town wish
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Tangled up in Blue

    Rapid Vienna

    Saw Villa get a very creditable 1-1 draw against Rapid Vienna at the Gerhard Hanappi Stadium here in Vienna the other night. Great atmosphere in a packed stadium.The much larger Ersnt Happel Stadium(at the other end of town)wasn't been used since it's being painted apparently. Oh,the luxury of...
  16. Smiffy

    Breaking News Camo Day v Torquay

    At-ten-tion! Southend United supporters are being asked to fall into line next month in support of the Armed Forces. The Blues’ match against Torquay United on Saturday, 4th September (3pm) has been designated as Camouflage Day. General Sturrock is ordering the Blue Army to come to the game...
    • Smiffy
    • Thread
    • afghanistan army camo delays dressed hall ickets military moore music pain phones promoting roots themed
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Moody Blues

    Johnstone Paint Trophy

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8891292.stm The draw is made today Southern section (east): Brentford, Brighton, Charlton, Dagenham & Redbridge, Gillingham, Leyton Orient, Southend, Stevenage
  18. Jack The Flag

    C2C Rude, No help and pain in the ***

    Went to Lakeside today on the train with 2 mates today. Experienced problems all day first the women argued with me on how old i was at Southend East station. Then when i got to Chafford Hundred i got pulled over by Security and they said that i was 18 and i was going to get a £70 fine, i...
  19. palexander

    Paul Sturrocks Charity Drive

    Apparently (and again, I've not seen it with my own eyes), Paul Sturrock goes on the beg in the Echo today. He puts an appeal out for furnished place on the outskirts of town that a fan would like to rent (for him, or a doss house for the incoming players????) and also if any fans want to go...

  20. Good News From The Training Ground.

    Just got back from the training ground. Started off badly with hearing about basic things the club could not afford and that they have to pay up front in cash if they really need something as no credit is given to them now, and everyone is chasing them for money. But I ended up coming away much...
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