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  1. The Vodka

    The Vodka Scooter How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought, 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a...
  2. David Lee

    Just what I said in my Fanscene article last month : Brighton and Hove Albion midfielder David Lee regrets turning his back on the Blues. The 24-year-old, from Stanford-le-Hope, will face the Shrimpers at Roots Hall tonight having left the Essex outfit for Hull City in 2001 after just one...
  3. PRIOR JOINS COLCHESTER

    According to the farmers official site Spencer Prior has joined them for pre-season training and they will take alook at him and decided wether he fits into there plans. So basicly he would rather train with there tin pot outfit than ours!! I thought he was worth more than that . He may...
  4. Matt the Shrimp

    Is Wozza Off?

    From This is Essex... <span style='color:blue'>Fisher Athletic have joined the chase to sign Southend United&#39;s out of contract centre back Mark Warren. The experienced defender is believed to have already met both Canvey Island and Hornchurch for transfer talks and is now rumoured to be...
  5. Hibs for relegation &#33;&#33;&#33;

    Colchester United&#39;s out-of-contract goalkeeper Simon Brown could be in line for a shock move to Scottish Premiership club Hibernian. Hibs&#39; new boss Tony Mowbray, a former Ipswich Town coach until last month, is believed to be very keen to make the U&#39;s 2002-03 Player-of-the-Year his...
  6. Third Division News

    Kidderminster Harriers Jan Molby is interested in signing strikers Richard Walker and Phil Jevons. Kidderminster defender Craig Hinton has rejected the club&#39;s offer of a new contract on reduced terms and is set to leave Aggborough. Rochdale Talented young midfielder Scott Warner has...
  7. Constantine waiting

    Todays "Silly Season" comic says...... The former orient striker is still waiting to hear back from the 3rd Division outfit. "Nothing has been sorted out yet," confirmed Constantine.  "But I'm still waiting for the club to get back to me" "The Chairman was away for a bit so maybe that...
  8. Kev Maher

    From SkySports.com. Players: Carl Pettifer Teams: Southend United by Mark Kendall Southend captain Kevin Maher has been offered a new deal to stay at Roots Hall, but has conceded he is keen to test himself at a higher level. The 27-year-old midfielder has been a virtual...
  9. Its Only A Game

    Sweets Quiz

    Currently doing a quiz for my daughter trying to guess the names of sweets from cryptic clues. Any help would be appreciated. 1 wobbly infant 2 wise guys 3 address of refined people 4 edible fastners 5 for a job well done 6 nine &amp; upwards 7 voodoo 8 alcohlic home for dentures 9 falling...
  10. Napster

    Roger Harry Willis

    Signed for St Albans (Ryman Premier) this month. Scored in last week's defeat at home to Bedford. Roger Willis - 17.06.67: Vastly experienced forward who enjoyed a well-travelled career as a professional, but then played for no less that five clubs in 2002/03 before retiring due to family...
  11. Fat Bastid&#39;s Friday Laugh&#33;

    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy  dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg. so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note, "Dear Sir, please find enclosed...
  12. Mad Cyril

    Are you near Fenchurch street?

    My girlfriend has just phoned to inform me that a nutter has climbed up one of those enormous tower cranes at the building site at St Katherines dock. The funny thing is he is wearing a Spiderman outfit&#33;
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