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  1. Yorkshire Blue

    Thirty most influential black people in English football

    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7305569.stm#list Hope Powell Lord John Taylor Jason Rockett Alex Williams Darren Lewis Uriah Rennie Noel Blake Paul Elliott Garth Crooks Lord Herman Ouseley Chris Ramsey Tony Whelan Hepburn Harrison-Graham Rio Ferdinand Rodney Hinds Chris Kamara...
  2. Sean 2

    Alison Moyet

    Taken from her website: (responding to a Sheff Wed fan) "Now this may hurt... I will allways be a Southender.I am a blue soldier. I have also come to the conclusion that i can never have loved football in a way a man does,or perhaps a modern girl who has grown up playing the game. Going to...
  3. League Ladders

    Ooh, talking about Shoot! has just given me a flashback to those little pieces of cards that we used to do the league tables.... :D Ooh simpler times before computers.....
  4. DTS

    Tomorrows attack.

    Not sure why Hooper wasnt on the bench for the Yeovil game but I am assuming he will partner Walker upfront? Anyone got any other ideas. Henry fresh from a double last night to start maybe. Or Ooh Andy Ansah to make a shock return?
  5. A handy guide if your unsure about Global warming :D

    At last a nice round up for people to get some properly researched information (unlike say the Channel 4 programe a month back (ooh you rascal's !!)) on Global warming and its possibel affects . http://environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/climate-change/dn11638 Basiclly , we are...
  6. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
  7. If you could .....

    bump off 3 people without fear of recrimination, who would you top? Here's my three to get the ball rolling, in no real order , because the firing squads won't be denied. Michael Jackson .... Every girl I went out with in the 80's had his LP's and thought he was the nuts, so I...
  8. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
  9. New Chants

    Ok people we've got some new players in and a new season is upon us. I think we're in desperate need of some new chants, which will no doubt really start when we've been to a few aways. "ooh ahh JCR" anyone? lol
  10. fredheim_holm

    Favourite Songs/Bands/Artists

    Hows everyones musical taste going? My fav. Bands: Kooks - fav song, Ooh La Keane - fav song, Crystal Ball Coldplay - fav song, Green Eyes Basement Jaxx - fav song, Good Luck Fleetwood Mac - fav song, Chain Hard-FI - fav song, Living for the weekend Another of my favourite artists due to a...
  11. I AM REALLY WORRIED ABOUT NEXT SEASON

    that is for the safety of some of ours fans, my god, some you that post on here that havent seen championship football or whatever you call it. You will proverbally poo your pants next season with the visit of some of the bigger clubs, get used to pitch invasions as I think you might find...
  12. C C Csiders

    Tea

    I hate tea. Can't stand it. I hate all the paraphernalia surrounding tea, the rituals, the ooh! let's stop and have a cup of tea bits about it. It's dreadful stuff. Tea should be banned unless you are over 60, and then phased out following the death of all those that will...
  13. The greatest love songs

    Tim Buckley - Song to the Siren Simple, haunting, beautiful - he never wrote a better song The Magnetic Fields Take your pick from almost anything on the "69 Love Songs" album - "Busby Berkeley Dreams", "Grand Canyon" and "Come Back From San Francisco&quot...
  14. Napster

    And now the end is near

    All, You may have noticed I haven't been round much these last few weeks. The truth is, now I've moved to Kent and virtually settled down (eek), I don't get involved in all the other SUFC stuff now - I've quit the Trust committee (although their aims are the same as mine) and...
  15. Matt the Shrimp

    Week 3

    2 pops to outstanding, one to formidable. Key midfielder has "excellent" form; everyone in the first XI has passable or better form. Fielding 3 outstanding forwards for the first time on Sunday, 2 on solid form, one on passable. May break the 13* barrier for my forward line on...
  16. You are my Southend

    You are my Southend Ooh, my only Southend Ooh, you make me happy when skies are gray, when skies are gray, you'll never know dear how much I love you until you take-ah my Southend away. Na na na na na Ohh, na na na na na ohh repeat to fade. That is all I thankyou
  17. Just wondered who..........

    Apolagies go out to the guys who were standing in front of me last night. I was standing right at the back of terrace 1 just by the entrance to the toilets (ooh-err). The noisey one with the long sleeved away shirt! Anyway, when Corbett scored I, (as so many of us did) went absolutely...
  18. Why its legendary to be a

    Why its legendary to be a man!!!!! 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even...
  19. Any 1

    INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY (to the music of Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody) Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun but now I'm gonna throw it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by this time...
  20. The Artful Shrimper

    Bluebelles Interactive

    mouse over the image, click and start swinging those rumps side to side ....and you&#39;re all pervs if you do <OBJECT CLASSID="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" WIDTH=200 HEIGHT=200><PARAM NAME=MOVIE VALUE=http://www.wenborn.freeserve.co.uk/ooh.swf><PARAM NAME=PLAY VALUE=TRUE><PARAM...
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