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  1. RobM

    Condensed table as it stands...

    Here's an abbreviated current table...ooh er... 6 Millwall......... P44 Pts 70 GD +11 7 Southend.......P44 Pts 69 GD +17 8 Rochdale........P44 Pts 67 GD +9 9 Bristol Rovers.P44 Pts 66 GD +1 and they all play in blue and white!
    • RobM
    • Thread
    • ands blues condensed english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league ooh rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. 17 Shades of Stupid

    This is brilliant, someone has collated BDSM/sex tips from women's magazines and collated them. http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/shades-of-stupid-emcosmo-ems-worst-bdsm-tips Examples include: "Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • folk http ooh parts rate ski
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. North Wales Shrimper

    Andy Ansah

    Thought this might be of interest... (Apologies it's in the Daily Express) http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/291996/Andy-Ansah-My-feet-were-so-swollen-I-couldn-t-put-on-my-shoes

  4. Ooh I wonder why Ronaldinho is trending...

    argh my eyes!!:omg:

  5. Tie #16: Kevin & Perry Go Large (Davros) vs Armageddon (Stoy Redstar)

    Last tie of the 32 is another Bruce Willis, but this time he's up against two hormonal teenagers. Ooh scary.
  6. RobM

    January Window

    Grant and Mohsni will go - so this crap today is the future. ooh, exciting.
  7. chadded

    Room 101

    If you had the opportunity to put 5 things into Room 101, and thus consign it/them to a fate worse than death, what would on your list? Note* Ron Martin is not allowed on anyone's list. The same applies to Leyton Orient, Colchester United, and West Ham. Mine would probably be this: 1...
    • chadded
    • Thread
    • applies bin football hamilton ley ooh rate ron martin rugby scum sing temporarily vanessa
    • Replies: 65
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. canveyshrimper

    PL Fixtures Round 15 - Saturday 9th October

    Chesterfield v Southend 2-1 Barnet v Bradford 0-2 Crewe v Torquay 3-3 Lincoln City v Macclesfield 2-1 Oxford Utd v Aldershot 0-1 Rotherham v Stevenage 1-1 Ooh look, Home Away Draw Home Away Draw HAD HAD .. much like us yesterday :nope:
  9. Lord Football

    It could be worse. We could be Grimsby.

    Now, we thought it was bad here. This taken, complete with gratutious swearing, from a Grimsby forum think almost sums up the feeling in our little corner of Essex..... but not quite ;) Now I'm as optimistic as anyone when it comes to this **** of a football club, but after this...
    • Lord Football
    • Thread
    • booze buddha ched cherry duck emotions faul hasn homosexual homosexuality introduced ish ooh qui spite starters stronger town wipe wished
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. Mini Totty Battle of the Mid 90's Indie Diva's!

    So a come down to the Totty Cup, here's another but with those oh so cool Indie chicks that played guitar and wowed us Indie boys in the 90's. Justine I dated Damon Albarn and Brett Anderson and my dad designed the Nat West Tower dontchew know Frischmann. Sonya She's king of the Kerb Madden...

  11. What year - help required

    I am in the process of scanning old photos into my PC (advice to all don't bother - it takes ages) and I 've come across 2 photos taken in the players lounge. In one I'm with 2 friends and ooh Andy Ansah and in the other with Phil Gridelet (sorry all). One of the lads has a crevette shirt on but...

  12. Pictures of first day training now up on Echo website

    Training pictures on Echo website now, ooh exciting isn't it....
  13. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - David Webb

    For 84 years Southend was a team that bounced around the lower divisions. The opening words of the official club history are: "Other teams dreamt of Wembley, some hankered for the first division championship or a place in Europe - but Southend only ever wanted second division status." We'd...
    • Yorkshire Blue
    • Thread
    • 1955 1980-81 4th division abolished alba burgh butters caretaker ched clarky cornwall cort cos crow crown differences dimi divisions faced finishing following ford fur goalless hall hall of fame ian benjamin imagination legacy lineker lived occasions ooh paul clark paul sansome producing prolific protege roots sammy seventh spells spencer prior stepped support sz's hall of fame test wasn youth
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Thorpe Groyney

    New England Home Shirt 2009-11

    Ooh, how pretty. http://www.footballshirtculture.com/09/10-kits/new-england-2009-11-home-umbro-shirt-kit-leaked.html
  15. OldBlueLady

    Update on Cinderella

    I hope you like this, and it's not too ancient a one! Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • ancient blowing checks electricity inbox investor lived ooh porch wish youth
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Shrimpin

    Hi everyone Im fairley new to this site

    most of you will know me as cockles is back, but resently I have been banned and today I have been banned from the site again so just thought I will beat the system as I will keep doing If I want to post something. if anyones got a problem with me or my posts then they are happy to meet me or...
  17. RobM

    Proposed cut in VAT

    ooh like that will solve the country's economy. So instead of paying £11.75 for something, I'll pay £11.50 instead. The other 25p can go towards the gas bill. Whoopee.
    • RobM
    • Thread
    • ead economy gas ooh proposed
    • Replies: 118
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. RobM

    MR2 again!

    OK here's the update. Might buy it Wednesday if the AA report is good but I'm getting grief from the GF. What's it to do with her? I'm not getting a loan, it's hardly putting me into financial worry, I have no mortgage/rent/blah blah. Why is she so uptight? We don't live together (yet). Don't...
    • RobM
    • Thread
    • blah mortgage ooh rent
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. seany t

    Question Leicester away

    Anyone been up there before or thinking about going? Fares from London St Pancras (ooh, nice shiny new station!) seem to be around the £23 mark so not too bad. Is the ground far from the train station and worth a visit? Quite fancy making the trip...

  20. Question Battle of the horror films Rd 16

    The final battle in the first round brings us A Nightmare on Elm Street (Brad The Shrimper) vs Salems Lot (Napster). As Naps is still living da vida loca I shall bang the drum for Salems Lot.... Ooh it's scary. Really it is. Off you go then....
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