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  1. Medway Blue

    Football Manager research - Phase 1 ratings

    For those FM fans interested, here are the ratings I have sent off for Phase 1 of the research process for FM 2010. CA = Current Ability (out of 200); e.g. Cristiano Ronaldo has a CA of 191. PA = Potential Ability (out of 200); in younger players, negatives used, where -10 = amazing potential...
    • Medway Blue
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    • ard asante attracting barnard ched finishing hall individuals lauren merrick morris olds properly raises ratings youth
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Thorpe Groyney

    Official Match Thread Reserves - Southend United v Traktor Ipswich

    Losing 1-0 in the 3rd minute. Oops Team Southend: Ian Joyce, John Owinja, Johnny Herd, Davis Abbey, Callum Whittaker, Duran Reynolds, Justin Hazell, Stuart O'Keefe, Craig Calver, Rhys Henry and Jamie Forshaw. Subs: Merrick James-Lewis, Clark Masters, Michael Ngoo, Jamie Stevenson and Adetayo...
  3. Exiled Shrimper

    Another reason to be upbeat

    As well as this afternoon's fantastic win at Peterborough for the first-team, Ricky Duncan's Under-18 side recorded a 2-0 win over Wycombe Wanderers to maintain their challenge for the Youth Alliance League South East Conference title. Craig Calver and Kyle Asante scored second half goals as...
    • Exiled Shrimper
    • Thread
    • asante bill garner contracts contributions emmanuel following ford garner goo higgins jake ley merrick moon morris olds town twelve youth
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Newquay

    Right, in the summer (Mid July) i have organised a race to Cornwall simillar to the ones shown on Top Gear. All that is sorted, my question is: Does anybody know of a campsite near Newquay that will cater for an evenly mixed sex, group of 36 18 year olds? Is there anywhere we should avoid? It...
  5. DTS

    Question Stockport Fans Chav fight yesterday.

    Did anyone else see what seemed like a million 13-15 years olds all dressed as members of blazing squad kick off with each other outside the ground. One of them took a bit of a kicking and then his mate weighed in on another teen chav. The last time I went to Manchester area (oldham away) I...
  6. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    The Stiffs at Ipswich

    Well, not a patch on the 5-4 game last year and in many ways it was all a bit tame. They scored either side of the half time break, the second being from the spot after Lokando was sent off (deservedly really, though as it was only the stiffs the ref could maybe have bben lenient as it then...
  7. Harold Bishop Killer

    Aussie NRL Grand Final - Manly Sea Eagles vs Melbourne Storm

    From Sydney Morning Hearld THE day has come at last. A hundred years after rugby league began, the two best teams of 2008 - and 2007, for that matter - are set for battle. Two cities have a stake in the hostilities between foes whose histories could not be more different. The Manly Sea...
  8. SUFC Forever

    The Bluebelles Tonight

    What actually happened tonight with the Bluebelles? Did somebody put the wrong music on? Whatever, it was a complete and utter shambles. Good for those kids getting to take penalties on a league ground and something they will remember for the rest of their lives but am I alone in thinking...
  9. * ORM *

    Boob jobs

    "They look so natural" according to some Doris in the Echo. NO THEY DON'T ! I have yet to find a fellow male, apart from testosterone filled 17 year olds that find plastic remotely attractive. Medical reasons aside why do women do it ?
  10. Hotman

    Unbelievable!!

    http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=8749718 REUTERS - 30.06.2008 09:11 Pupil gains marks for exam expletive LONDON (Reuters) - A student who scribbled an expletive on an English language exam paper was awarded 7.5 percent for accurate spelling and effective communication, The...
    • Hotman
    • Thread
    • chief exam gains olds pupils spelling weir
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. shrimpermatt

    Could you ...

    Take 100 2year olds in a fight ?
  12. scrounger

    Passport Application letter

    Don't you wish that you had written this? Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address...
    • scrounger
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    • ber bert bin birth chickens complicated contractors degree filed gulf immigrant jobs laden minister money olds passports prime renewing sandy wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Its Quite Funny Really

    reading all the posts and watching the reactions of the boys on this board, its quite, funny, when I was about 12 or 13 I too was furious when southend sold their better players, and failed to replace them with better players, I thought as I am sure some of the 15 year olds on here did, that...
    • TMWLT
    • Thread
    • bill garner cycle garner goo league moody olds paul clark qui suppor
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Harold Bishop Killer

    Proverbs

    A Primary school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by Year 5 students. Their insight may surprise...

  15. The Source of Our Defensive Difficulties

    We all know that we concede too many goals from set plays, and this has been attributed to a lack of height on the part of our custodian and centre backs. Two of the goals in last night's rout have also been summarised thus: 'I blame the dwarf in nets'. But that's not it. What we lack is hair...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • concede flowing ley locks olds ski skinheads tilly
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. canveyshrimper

    Morals

    Just received this email, hope this thread doesn't get locked quick smart. A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, 'My father's a...
    • canveyshrimper
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    • bottles ched chickens dru fro gulf machete meat olds teacher twenty wouldn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. BaileytheQuitter

    General Studies exam

    Okay- after sitting my first General Studies exam, I cannot for the life of me see why this is a subject! The first question simply patronised anyone with a degree of intelligence in mathmatics! Changing Celsius into Farenheit (sp) and visa versa. Then we were asked to look at the average...
  18. Jam_Man

    Lakedistrict - recommendations please

    After hijacking another thread thought Id ask for recommendations here. 5 of us are having a lads break in the Lake District for 4 days and am trying to determine where to go when we get there. Campsite near windermere is booked and after watching Wainright Walks think Haystacks will be one of...
    • Jam_Man
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    • district essex olds recommended restricted windermere wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Interviews

    I've just sat in on three interviews for a role for a young 'un and a few things have bugged me. Take a note 17/18/19yr olds..... 1) Stupid hair. Bit shaved here, bit spiked here, this bit bleached. Fcuk me, who cares, it's going to be under a hard hat if you get the job. 2) Tongue Peircings...

  20. mosquito ultrasonic noise device

    Below is an article on the new "mosquito ultrasonic noise device" that is apparently only audible to 25 years and under (approx), It omits a high pitch noise that is painful to the ears but supposed to be harmless. It has be designed to disperse young people that are hanging around areas were...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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