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Oldest and Youngest lovers.
Was donw the park today with one of the lads from work on our lunch break. He is 18 and its quiet funny hearing his stories as reminds me of those times. Anyway long and short of it is some bird who is 15 really likes him and he likes her but he cant go near her as his mates will think he is a...- DTS
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- gest lover oldest
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Sir Ranulph Fiennes conquers Everest on third attempt
Sir Ranulph Fiennes reached the summit of Everest today on his third attempt at conquering the world's highest peak. Arriving at the summit just before 1am BST, the veteran explorer became the first man to cross the north and south poles and climb the Himalayan mountain. At 65, he also...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- conquering ish oldest
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A timely warning on the shocking risks of inbreeding
Health & Wellbeing from The Independent Inbreeding 'causing rise in birth defects' </EM> By Paul Rodgers Sunday, 10 February 2008 Inbreeding in North East Essex is causing a surge in birth defects, environment minister Phil Woolas warned last night. Mr Woolas described the...- CC51DAS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Cup against Non League opposition (1922)
here's another one of DoDtS's history lesson, here's how it was when we played non league oposition in 1922 WORKSOP TOWN 1-2 SOUTHEND UNITED F.A.Cup 1st Round 7th JANUARY 1922 Worksop were a non league side, but so were we two seasons previously so this meant little. Worksop, which is in...- DoDTS
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- admission amber anxiety applied cas claiming continued cup didn dressed dummy enthusiasm fallen flooded league midland narrow oldest pain posted ramblings suffering town unemployment worthy
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2wentys Reuinion - Butlins, Skegness
2wentys do it every year. They hire out Butlins and fill it with everyone that went away with them in the summer (although anyone can actually book up to go). Personally I am glad that this year was my last ever 2wentys holiday because at nearly 24 I felt old and was on one occasion the oldest...- Southend_Lady
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Pubs at telford for saturday
A thread taken from Buckschat for you Pubs within walking distance of The New Bucks Head At the Ground The Learning Centre – Outside the East Terrace, a small bar catering for around 80 people. It has a range of bottled Real Ales, together with draught Lagers etc. and a large screen TV (Sky...- gbuck(telford)
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family from hell !!!
the mrs dragged me round fecking tesco to do damn shopping(no game for me today). anyway pushing the mental trolley when at the top of the isle i noticed "crackerjacks R us". mum dad and 3 brats in tow,these kids with the oldest being maybe 12 had the most stunning line in phrases,1 lad said...- graysblue
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- bra fecking loading oldest
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This One Deserves its Own Thread
Two muslims are chatting. One of them opens his wallet and flips through pictures. "you see, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too." The second muslim says, gently, "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?"- Bentley's Absurd Gait
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- muslims oldest wallet
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What to watch this weekend
Saturday BEST SCI-FI: Doctor Who, BBC1, 6.45pm The Doctor (David Tennant) meets the most important woman in his life - his daughter Jenny - and gets caught up in an endless war. Martha, meanwhile, gets kidnapped on the planet Messaline. BEST DOCUMENTARY: Secrets Of The Forbidden City, BBC2...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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A Quiz for Thursday (rather than the Thursday Quiz!)
Right, same rules as last week, open to all and Hils, if you do have one planned please accept my apologies for putting this one up: 1. In what year did Einstein formulate the theory of Relativity? 2. From which country does the mazurka originate? 3. Which former SUFC player was born in...- OldBlueLady
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- batman oldest spencer prior thunderbirds town tracy
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Why I Love Southend
I have supportered them since I was 5 years old.... No gap just asks my family of ten….... funny enough my dad played for Norwich city in the 50s… and they all supported top times ie Liverpool… But half are SHRIMPERS cos they believe in supporting your the No1 Essex Club I have...- WickfordShrimper
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- ban cos essex liverpool oldest respected stopped suppor town
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Friday Funny
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into ASDA with her > two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through > the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to ASDA, > nice > children you've got there. Are they twins?" > The fat ugly woman stops...- Firestorm
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Oldest teams in HT England
Found this little site which keeps track of current members in date joined order. Site I'm 3,023rd oldest, can also see: 1,115th - Southend United FC 1,202nd - Southend United Football Club 1,215th - The Shrimpers 1,240th - GNH United 1,251st - FC Gambero Amazingly, the 3 oldest teams...- MrB
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- foo joi oldest qui rack
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- Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
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Top 50 film endings
Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...- Napster
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Could we really sign Lee Trundle?
Simple poll, but I want to elaborate on this as the speculation is killing me - as I am sure it is many others!! If it is true, then this IS the transfer that Ron Martin spoke of - clubs would certainly take notice of us as Trundle has been touted at Everton and Southampton amongst others - as...- palexander
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- afford compared divine doesnt eastwood foo fro hall imo intervention joi jury knowing league lose money oldest premier roots tilly wouldn
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Champions League
When Allesandro Costacurta came on for Milan in their CL game against Lyon last night, Jon Champion said he was the 4th oldest player to have appeared in the competition a few days shy of his 40th birthday. Anybody know who the older 3 are? It never got picked up on commentary as Beglin (by the...- Interpol Shrimper
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- cos oldest
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Promotion from Div VI ?
As I'm resigned to at least two more seasons in my division I'd like to ask those that have been promoted to Div V how many stars they averaged each week (as a defence trainer hatstats doesn't work as a comparison). I'm averaging around 35 stars which is still only good enough...- * ORM *
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- following league money nicely oldest rolling
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- Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
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North Essex v South Essex
Pasted from Col Utd message board. This is something our Yorkshire friends might understand. Essex is actually two counties, like your Ridings. North Essex is a classy place that contains Englands oldest town, oysters, Tiptree jam and the landscapes that inspired John Constable. Divided from us...- col u
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- burn essex independence oldest town whelk
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Well it made me laugh
No doubt some of you won't find this funny but heregoes: Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe in Ramalah chatting over a pint of milk. The older of the two pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's 24...- * ORM *
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- curly gracious muslim oldest pause photographs reminiscing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The family bonanza thing.
As usual took my seat in the East Yellows but the only difference was instead of just taking myself along with my oldest boy, I took my 8 year old & they both took a friend.(yes, 4 bloody kids to look after!). Well, they may have only cost a quid each to take, but also spent another £30 in...- sealion
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- cos ead oldest southend sufc suppor
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat