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  1. CC51DAS

    A warning to any sex tourists out there

    English tourist forced to 'marry' goat A Colchester man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Duguid...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. £13.9 Billion Record Profits for Shell in 2007

    Rows are flaring up all over Scotland and beyond as Shell reveals its biggest ever profits wile fuel prices continue to rocket. £13.9 Billion equates to hourly gains of £1.5 Million, of £25,000 every minute of the year. I personally think that is obscene, although you can not blame Shell, as...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. CC51DAS

    9 points clear of Crewe - should we worry?

    Assuming Millwall and Cheltenham pick up a few points for their games in hand - Crewe are effectively 4th bottom . The other 3 , Port Vale, Luton and Bournemouth seem to be selecting League 2 as their preferred option for next season ( if they are still around ). But a real scrap could...
  4. Kenny

    Peter Butler

    one of my WHU supporting mates just sent me this over.... Peter Butler Unleashed by iaindale on Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:40 pm I had a long email from former Hammers midfielder Peter Butler this morning explaining what he has been up to since he left West Ham. It's a brilliant and very funny read...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  5. How to get Petrol Prices down

    This was just e-mailed to me.......sound plausible i guess if you read it See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it We are hitting 106.9 p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1.10 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes MUCH MORE...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Napster

    Baker and Kelly podcast

    is no more Dear All, It appals me to say it but there will be no more All Day Breakfast Shows nor Baker & Kelly's. There has now been a irreversible and utter breakdown between the on-air team and the company who have, with varying degrees of success, provided it to you online. I suppose I...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you live in Spain when ...

    1) You think adding lemonade, fanta or even coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable. Especially at lunch time. 2) You can't get over how early bars & clubs shut back home - surely they're shutting just as you should be going out? 3) You aren't just surprised that the plumber/decorator has...
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Ponder These

    Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Winkle

    10 things I miss about being a kid!

    Having grown up in the 70s/80s, I am just curious what other shrimpers liked or disliked about their youth! Here are some of mine! 10 Things I liked! (1) 5p jambori bags! (2) spud guns! (3) saturday morning cinema! (4) Scrumping! (5) Staying out and playing runouts till the the street lights...
    • Winkle
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    • Replies: 94
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. bumpkinblue

    Ugly footballers

    ok - before i start i'll admit to being no great oil painting (as my good lady will testify) and i can admit to other chaps being better looking (Brad Pitt,George Clooney etc)but after being frightened by pictures of Reo-Coker and Zamora (one is going out with the others ex or something) and...

  11. England squad for 1st Test

    England squad: Andrew Strauss (captain), Alastair Cook, Ian Bell, Kevin Pietersen, Paul Collingwood, Andrew Flintoff, Matt Prior, Liam Plunkett, Steve Harmison, Matthew Hoggard, Monty Panesar, Owais Shah. Prior gets the nod as wicketkeeper. Not sure if Moores is being biased towards Prior...
  12. Matt the Shrimp

    Letter to the Chancellor...

    Oops, looks like Mervyn has had to write to Gordon to explain why inflation this month is at 3.1%... clicky (pdf) Two thoughts: 1. Interest rates will be up again next month - watch out all those on anything other than fixed rate mortgages. 2. This paragraph leapt out: Why did CPI inflation...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. DTS

    Yes - I have tickets for World Cup

    That to Sepp Blatter and his w%&ky draw me and the lads who are off on a mini-bus tour of Germany next Friday for two weeks have paid the bargain price of £70 each for tickets too......... Saudia Arabia vs Tunisia - Thanks Sepp (Cvnt). We have decided to make a day of it as we are camping in...
    • DTS
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Interpol Shrimper

    No Petrol Day

    Apologies for the capital letters but just been emailed this... IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN GREAT BRITAIN DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF PETROL FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES. AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY...
  15. canada shrimper

    and now the bad news

    unfortunately i have to work tomorrow morning, but the occupants of the house i am painting said i can use their internet access to listen to the game.I will however not be around to chat and now the real problem,i will not be wearing my lucky orange shirt as i don't want it covered in oil...
  16. Napster

    The Budget

    Customs and Excise to merge with Inland Revenue Department, with loss of 10,500 civil service jobs by 2008 Extra £6bn allocated for Iraq, Afghanistan, Kosovo and the fight against terrorism. There are currently 25,000 new jobs and 10,000 new vacancies Corporation and capital gains tax...
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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