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  1. ldnfatso

    Cliffs Pavilion Spam

    This is a blo0dy disgrace! :madman:
    • ldnfatso
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Ref Watch .... Laws of the Game

    Man in charge on Saturday is the very experienced Graham Laws from Whitley Bay, North Tyneside. He has gone about his career in the Football League for some 12 years without too much controversy, but without making it to the upper echelons. Usually a reliable official. For geographical reasons...
  3. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant’s so-called press conference

    When I saw the transcript of Avram Grant’s so-called press conference I wondered what all the fuss was about. That’s what he’s always like. Not for nothing does he always dress in black. Every Chelsea game I’ve covered this season, and for my sins there have been many, he shuffles into the room...
  4. BoyWonder2

    An Apology

    I would just like to apologise to the women, young children and any males who where offended by my language last night in the East Reds. Around the 87th/88th minute something like that, I shouted out that Colin Calderwood was a c**t. A word I use alot at work, but something I don't say all the...

  5. Cost of policing???

    Good debate on SSN about the cost of policing a football match Should the Clubs be paying more or should it be the public Currently the Clubs only have to pay for the police that attend inside the ground but any Police Officer, van, horse, or dog outside the ground have to be paid for by the...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • cos foo officer
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Cost of policing???

    Good debate on SSN about the cost of policing a football match Should the Clubs be paying more or should it be the public Currently the Clubs only have to pay for for the police that attend inside the ground but any Polic Officer, van, horse, or dog has to be payed for by the pilice, there...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • cos foo officer
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Mission To Millwall

    With a few edits, this is what the good people of Singapore will be waking up to tomorrow. MtS had a very lucky escape in being cut out of the final edit. 500,000 people could have found out exactly what his idea of a pre-match meal is... As a mere, and very occasional, foot soldier of the...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Napster

    Ricky Otto and Bart Griemink

    POSH DIARY: Former Posh star still enjoying a life of crime ON PROBATION: Only this time Ricky Otto works for the service. « Previous « PreviousNext » Next » View Gallery AS new occupations for former footballers go, Ricky Otto's role as a probation officer is one of the most unlikely. In...
    • Napster
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    • ban behaviour bible ched criminal degree enjoyed flooding foo headed ley officer privilege probation taxi
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  9. mosquito ultrasonic noise device

    Below is an article on the new "mosquito ultrasonic noise device" that is apparently only audible to 25 years and under (approx), It omits a high pitch noise that is painful to the ears but supposed to be harmless. It has be designed to disperse young people that are hanging around areas were...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Shifts amendments

    Where I currently work, there are no set shifts, this hasn't always been like this. When I first started I knew what shifts I was doing week in week out. Ever since they got rid of the old assistant manager. The new assistant hasn't given anyone any set shifts. I always thought there was a law...
    • HUTTON
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    • ant hasn officer threaten
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Southend Airport for sale

    By Tracy Alloway Jan. 28 (Bloomberg) -- London Southend airport, 40 miles east of the U.K. capital, has been put up for sale by Regional Airports Ltd., which says the airfield has the potential to be a major terminal for the southeast of England. The Hook, England-based airport...
    • Holy Joe
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    • attract capital charter chief compared district flyers leisure liverpool officer regional resources scheduled tower tracy
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. lee_sufc

    Screwed

    ...The Truth About Life As A Prison Officer by Ronnie Thompson! Got this book yesterday, have finished it today and comes highly recommended!! Very interesting stuff in there!
  13. Slipperduke

    Capello - Will He Be Allowed To Win?

    Judging by the amount of hastily cobbled together puns on Fabio Capello's name in this morning's British tabloids, it now seems certain that the former Real Madrid boss will be named as the new England manager by the time you read this. Either that, or the Football Association's press officer...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  14. Cup Ref watch ....

    Refereeing his second Southend cup tie of the season is Keith Hill. Very experienced, been refereeing for ages, nothing to prove - going nowhere (often the best sort). In his earlier days often performed eratically and annoyingly but now seems to have levelled off. Is an FA regional referees'...

  15. Lots of Noise at Oxford

    When I got tickets this afternoon I was told 390 singing area tickets sold out of 730. I am trying to contact Oxford to get a decision on Drums, having a bit of trouble contacting their Ground and Safety Officer, rumour has it he has gone to buy lots of ear-plugs for the Oxford fans cos they are...
  16. C C Csiders

    Northern Ireland: Troubles

    One here for CS_J really! A police officer shot last Thursday: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7090950.stm My question though is more, if this is the Real IRA, were Gerry Adams' lot Athletico IRA?:confused:
  17. DTS

    Nudity in front of ones family.

    Was out with Ben from work last night and got battered at Monument so I feel rough as a dog. Mrs DtS had her Mum over last night. She is a lovely woman and we get on well - Despite the fact she is French and speaks like Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo. Anyway I got washed and dressed well early...
    • DTS
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    • awkward bedroom conversation dressed dts fro ish knob officer
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. DTS

    Favourite Allo Allo actor.

    I reckon my mate Sweaty looks like officer crabtree from Allo Allo. He is happy with this as he thinks he is the best charecter in that show. I disagree and think Rene is better. Thoughts please.
  19. C C Csiders

    Your Unsung Heroes

    We all have people we admire, whether people in the present day or in history. However, not all our heroes are the obvious ones. So, do you have any 'unsung heroes' you would wish to nominate. My two against the field are: 1. Lieutenant William Bligh - cruelly depicted as a cruel and callous...
    • C C Csiders
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    • admire ant depicted hms hollywood officer qui unsung wish
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
    • TrueBlue
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    • applies arter assume brough carefully convicted cos description displays ell failing hollywood icke issued larger laser mandatory mistakes money mph offences officer officers physical prosecution roadside serial speeding starter stronger systems tear town utmost
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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