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  1. Slipperduke

    Chelsea v Everton

    Chelsea hauled themselves to within two points of Manchester United with a 1-0 victory over Everton that I would be tempted to call dour, if it hadn't have preceded the least informative press conference since Rafa Benitez told us nineteen times that he was concentrating on coaching the team...
  2. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant Part 2

    The lone figure on the touchline hunched his shoulders and pulled his long coat closer in the bitterly cold wind. Around him, 40,000 angry supporters howled at him in derision. "You don't know what you're doing!" they roared. "You don't know what you're doing!" The figure remained still, unmoved...
  3. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant

    Avram Grant arrived here at White Hart Lane looking for the win that would set up an unexpected assault on the title, but when he left shortly before midnight, the only thing that had been assaulted was his own reputation. The Chelsea heirachy continue to insist that the Israeli coach is the man...
  4. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant

    Avram Grant arrived here at White Hart Lane looking for the win that would set up an unexpected assault on the title, but when he left shortly before midnight, the only thing that had been assaulted was his own reputation. The Chelsea heirachy continue to insist that the Israeli coach is the man...
  5. Slipperduke

    Sun Benitez

    Liverpool finally joined up with their compatriots in the last eight of the Champions League on Wednesday morning and sent out an ominous message to the rest of Europe in the process. Inter Milan will complain bitterly about another harsh red card, but the truth is that they have been absolutely...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  6. Slipperduke

    Chelsea get through

    Chelsea became the third English side to book their place in the Quarter-Finals of the Champions League and they did it, not by boring their opponents into submission, but by smashing them to pieces with a performance that, strange as it may sound, was as beautiful as it was efficient. Avram...
  7. Slipperduke

    Gallas Is A Girl

    Arsenal’s season has been thrown into jeopardy by the loss of Eduardo to a horrific injury, but that may be only the start of their problems. The loss of William Gallas to a disturbing and hysterical breakdown may be even more costly. Eduardo, as good as he was, was just a player. Gallas is...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. Slipperduke

    Spurs Superior To Baffling Blues

    We all chuckled when Jonathan Woodgate claimed that he joined Tottenham in order to have a chance of winning trophies but, appropriately enough, it was the former Middlesbrough centre-back who delivered the long-suffering club their first silverware in nine years at Wembley Stadium. “Scoring...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Slipperduke

    Sympathy For The Devil

    Perhaps we’ve all been a bit too hard on Peter Scudamore this week. Entire legions of the press corps have mercilessly opened fire on the EPL’s Chief Executive in the past five days after he announced that the 20 top flight teams would be slipping on the thigh-high boots and whoring themselves...

  10. Keegan classics

    if only so we can hear more pearlers like these: 'It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card.' 'The ref was vertically 15 yards away.' 'There are two schools of thought on the way the rest of this half is going to develop; everybody's got...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. sufcintheprem

    The Fifth Element

    Just being a good boy, staying in before an SZFC game and watching the Fifth Element and the face that the main orklike creature puts on, I swear is actually Nicolas Anelka!! Maybe I should go watch MOTD instead...
  12. The Artful Shrimper

    The Wicker Man

    I know from previous posts there are a few people on here who love "The Wicker Man". Me included. They've remade it with Nicolas Cage. I'll damn them all to hell if the policeman gets away with it!   This could be the worst thing Hollywood bough out since casting Sylvester Stallone as Judge...

  13. Southend Players

    A slightly bored friday afternoon... Thought I would have a look and see what Southend players are on Hattrick. There are: 9 x Andy Edwards 9 x Kevin Maher 7 x Jay Smith 2 x Mark Bentley 4 x Adam Barrett 1 x Mark Gower 1 x Alan McCormack (also an Al McCormack) 2 x Nicolas Nicolau 2 x Wayne...
  14. Napster

    Groundhog Day

    My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine's. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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