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Official Match Thread Yeovil v Southend United
Should be a nice game with 80 mph winds and rain.I take my hat off to those that have made the trip today.- Cricko
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Average Speed Camers on A127
Has anyone been nicked? Do they work? If you are travelling in the outside lane, intending to leave the A127 at say the A130 junction, the traffic has all settled into its 50mph mode. You cant speed up and nip in gap on the inside lane so the only option is to slow right down and move over...- steveo
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- junction mph slowing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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14 Months For Stoned Trucker Killer - Who's To Blame?
The place where I work are running this story on their news page: A lorry driver who killed a young woman on the A13 in Basildon, while under the influence of drugs has been jailed for 14 months. The parents of Louise Cooper say they are outraged at the sentence given to trucker...- Thorpe Groyney
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- bra branded brandon caused crow crown following groves mph prosecution pulled rees sentence shun test
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hand held speed cameras
...that the police hide in dark clothes on the side of the road pointing at cars. Anyone know: 1) How far can they reach? 2) How reliable are they? 3) Are you still allowed speed limt + 10% + 2 mph?- Shrimper2thecore
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- hes mph reliable
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Partners car habits?
Hi everyone....its been a while!! Just thought I would throw this one into the ring about my other halfs driving. I have noticed recently how distracted she gets to the point were I am almost terrifeid by her lack of fundemantal car protocol...let me explain. Ajusting rear veiw mirror to check...- Winkle
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- argued dash flashing habits mph music sarah stato
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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King Flintoff Ends Aussie Reign
Australia's 75 year reign at Lords came tumbling down with a whimper, as King Flintoff gave England victory on the back of his first five wicket haul at the ground. Nothing could suppress the nerves at the Home of Cricket this morning, a terrific stand of 185 between Michael Clarke and Brad...- EastStandBlue
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Sinclair C5 Modifications!!!!
On the back of a comment from another poster, I thought I would take a look at the old classic Sinclair C5, I then came across a page that offers "modifications" This has got to be a urine extraction surely!! Check out some of the modifications below..... By far the best modification is the...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- battery caused features fitted hills includes length modified mph neo restricted seperate sinclair turbo
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Things Could Get Messi
Whenever there's a hurricane warning in Florida, the news stations show the same footage. Plucky Americans frantically nailing two-by-fours across their windows, occasionally turning round to look in trepidation at the gathering storm behind them. From the safety of your own front room, you...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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How to start a fight
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming...- BLUEBLOOD
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Chicago Maths Test
Mayor Daley and Chicago School CEO Arne Duncan recently announced a new CPS testing plan. It is designed so that schools may teach practical maths that current CPS students may use in real-world situations. NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________...- ldnfatso
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Weather in Stockport
Currently clear blue skies after early morning downpours. Forecast is for 80-90mph winds later this evening with heavy rain. Lets hope it is after the match.- Clarky_Blues
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Warning for A127 users
The 50 mph average speed cameras are effective from THURSDAY http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/southend/4042153.Drivers_warned__A127_50mph_limit_in_force_from_Thursday/- OldBlueLady
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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New Speed Cameras and limit on A127
Could affect lot of people on here: http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/4014269.Eyes_in_the_sky_are_ready_to_start/ Going to be 50mph between Dick Turpin pub and the 40mph zone already in please.- Yellow Army
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Speed twice and face a ban.
Motorists could be banned from the road after just two speeding tickets. Ministers are doubling the penalty for the worst offences, in a crackdown on Britain's most dangerous drivers. Those caught significantly over the limit would be hit automatically with six points on their licence. If...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- automatically awareness ban ead harsher icke ickets mph offences speeding
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My weird day trip to Bristol.
Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...- DTS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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anyone tried karting?
been to rayliegh karting plenty of times,once posted 5th fastest time during that particular week. anyone that has been here know top speed is 45mph. few weeks ago i had a go on a 3 speed twin engined thing around tilbury track,this machine had a top speed of 75mph and blooming ada seemed as...- graysblue
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- blooming discover karting mph posted rack
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Similies/Metaphors
Seen this before but still makes me chuckle. May have to try to use a few of these in every day life, especially No. 30. 1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer 3...- MrB
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Police Speed Guns
Was admitadly a wee bit of the speed limit down Pritterwell chase just now like maybe a few mph......notice a police car sitting in the driving test center and slowed down....as i went past him with his laser gun I looked at my dash and it said 31/32ish mph........how far up the road do they...- Yellow Army
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- dash ish laser mph test
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Insurance Claim Form Quotes
These are brillant! True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." ----- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- applied bon caused collected cows didn headed lose mph pulled realized stopped stray testicles thrown truck unknown wogan
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Tramere weekend
Just wanted to say what a great weekend we had in Liverpool, obviously the result was a huge blow and getting a blow out at 70mph, 15 miles north of Glasgow did not really set the trend of the day off well. But the evening in Liverpool was fantastic. Myself, Mrs AS, Glasgow (Rich) and MK...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- beatles liverpool lou mph music pubs singing spread superb
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- Forum: Homer's Bar