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  1. Shrimpergonzo

    Question Who is Willie Fonja?

    Saw that he trialled last night for us. A google search of his name produces no results (it just suggests that I might have mistyped "Willie Wonka"!). Anyone know who he is and where he comes from?
  2. Harold Bishop Killer

    40 things You Would Love To Say Out Loud At Work

    1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5 I'm really easy to get along with...

  3. SUFC - heading in the right direction

    Amidst all the current transfer uncertainty, I'm going to stick my neck out and say I think our club has got a clear idea of where its going. At the end of last season we had a first XI who were good but not quite good enough plus an assortment of fringe players who were either past their best...
    • Reg Martin
    • Thread
    • certainty essex exactly expanding following fur ive mis mistakes qui strategy youth
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Winkle

    Offered out by a 90 year old?

    Just popped to Asda's to get some shopping bits as I am cooking dinner tonight for the sprogs and the beloved. I approached one of these bus stop shelter thingies that you take your trolley back to and in front of me was this old guy fiddling with the trolley trying to get his pound back. I...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • beloved cooking didn didnt faul fro mis pensioners rea selfish shelter
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    Housekeeping Guide - 1955 Style

    Advice from 'Housekeeping Weekly' in 1955. These were the days. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • 1955 ant arrange arrives bedroom comfort compared conversation encourage especially mis shoes toys
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Poop At Work

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • ant avoided awkward bathroom brew camo convince flash flyer following ive junction loud mis pace ran rants remove similar somewhere speeding subtle suspicious unseen vince vulnerable
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Harold Bishop Killer

    Workers Compensation

    I so hope this is true!! This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • barrel bone compensation continued encounter equivalent fingers following ive knuckles mis pain pile rate rope spite
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Harold Bishop Killer

    Women's Way

    The Good Housekeeping Way #1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. The Good...
  9. TrueBlue

    Squad off 1998/1999

    New idea why don't we each week pick a season from the past and get a list going of every player and where they are now... Martyn MARGETSON Julian HAILS Mark STIMSON Nathan JONES Leo ROGET Rob NEWMAN Simon COLEMAN Adrian CLARKE David WHYTE Kevin MAHER Mark BEARD Simon LIVETT Alex...
  10. Alex

    What about McCormack

    Sorry if this has been discussed but Alan McCormack has turned down a contract but why has he not been transfer listed. Has there been a mistake and he has but not Clarke. I was not aware that Clarke was offered an extension before todays statement

  11. Are you happy with the direction it is going in?

    Before i get the calls, this isnt a "fishing" thread as I think that in the main, i am happy but i am just interested to see in light of the recent events what people think EDIT - I can see the mistake in the title MODS!!
  12. Harold Bishop Killer

    The Great Technology Debate

    Its not just transfer rumours which get out of control in the ‘silly’ season but also always appearing from the shadows again is the subject of TV referees or a 3rd eye if you prefer. A referee sitting high in the sky surrounded by as many tvs as your local Dixons and making the call on a...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • ant appearing champions compared cos exam foo fur hall heartbeat league literally lose mendes mis mistakes money preference qui riches roots rugby signals what goes around
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. ldnfatso

    Doctors Secretaries mistypes

    Some of these are absolutely classic - restores your faith in the NHS! These are sentences typed (wrongly) by medical secretaries!!!! 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably...
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • airplane appearing consultation doctors gain hall lab lover mentally mis nhs pain physical ran significant ski stated stool stopped teenage test therapy
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Harold Bishop Killer

    Promotion And The Championship

    If we were not to get promoted with the next 3 seasons would you be angry and disappointed? Do you think we could survive with the lack of financial clot we seem to have compared to some of the ‘big boys’ of the Championship? With the new stadium now finally already to go do you think waiting...
  15. JoshC

    Mr Men shirts

    like them or hate them? discuss...
    • JoshC
    • Thread
    • mis mister products shirt
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. yogi bear up the cagire

    Was the writing on the wall?

    Being at this distance and not seeing the side regularly (last match home to Leeds), I am probably not best equipped to analyse the end of our season. However, I just have this sneaky feeling that the writing was on the wall in the matches against Tranmere and Port Vale and no one saw it (or...
  17. Richard_Cadette

    Best to wait until the dust settles

    I decided against posting last night when I got back, for 2 reasons really, 1 I was ridiculously tired, and 2. it's not always a good idea to post on here when emotions are runing high after a game such as that..... However, afrer a nights sleep (well a few hours) my opinion hasn;t changed...
    • Richard_Cadette
    • Thread
    • ands cos didn emotions especially hasn hurts imo inclusion ish ive jerk lived mis recover ridiculously sesson socks suppor support tilly unbalanced undone wouldn
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    There is a lesson to be learned from tonight for tomorrow

    And it is that we should not sit back and let them come at us, we should take the game to them, and even if we go 1-0 up we should still attack. Only defend a lead in the last 5 mins. Carlisle sat back and paid the price. We should not make the same mistake. UTB:support:
  19. scrounger

    Easy mistake I guess!

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1314347,00.html Hmm... :D
  20. Napster

    Blues kids thrash the scum

    Blues youths thrash Col U Comment | Read Comments (1) SOUTHEND United's under 18 side put in a superb performance to thrash local rivals Colchester 5-1 in a rearranged fixture at Boots and Laces on Saturday. Striker James Lindie led the onslaught, netting twice during a thrilling first half...
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