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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    How to start a fight

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming...
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  2. Stats

    Ashley Cole - Top Bloke or Tool

    Seems to be hot topic of discussion at the moment, booed by certain sections of the Wembley crowd at the weekend. Cant help thinking that Cole's recent actions have prompted it though I mean had Rio, Upson or any other of that team made the mistake they certainly wouldnt of got booed...
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  3. OldBlueLady

    Some perspective

    Ok, so we are all pretty miffed about the result and the performance both on and off the pitch last night, but can you imagine what went on here? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080902/tuk-millionaire-killed-his-family-45dbed5.html To be honest, as soon as I heard about the financial...
  4. Slipperduke

    Joey Barton

    There is little in this world as infuriating as the sight of a young man, guilty of vicious assault, walking away from a courtroom with just a suspended sentence. There is anger at the clemency, fury at the perception that justice has failed. In the case of Joey Barton, however, there is just an...
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    (NSFW 18+) Blonde Genies

    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next...
  6. Slipperduke

    Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko

    After a distinctly underwhelming first season in English football, Michael Ballack and Andreiy Shevchenko were derided as hugely expensive flops, but yesterday, they gave Chelsea a real chance of winning their third title in four years. If they do, it will be the most extraordinary and...
  7. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Napster

    Carl Hutchings

    Welcome From Carl Hutchings (8) Hi Everyone Welcome to the coolest blog on the web, over the next few months I wish to share with you some of the most important stuff that Ive learnt over the past 2 years that has help me change my life forever. First I wish to share with you a...
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  9. Wednesday Morning Cheer Up...

    Heard it on Radio 2 this morning, but very good none the less.... Paddy is on "Who Want's to be a Millionaire" and is upto £500,000.... Chris Tarrant reads out the £1M question.... "Paddy, who was responsible for the Great Train Robbery?.....was it....a) Ronnie Barker......b) Ronnie...
  10. J

    You deserve to know this

    I knew that WBA were going to make a move on Tilly last night. This is due to a very good friend, that is very ITK about these things.. who is a self successed millionaire and avid west brom fan.. Now, before another situation develops.. like the one with my good pal wrongun.. (matt harrold) i...
  11. Jonny_Stokes

    F'kin A

    I've just had an absolutely blinding night, getting slashed with some members of the Orient squad at my Sunday league side's award night. F*** Wet Sham and their primadonna loser multi-millionaire numpties, it's all about supporting a side through thin and thinner, and then reaping...

  12. Ron Martin ?

    Just sitting at work thinking as I sometimes do !!... I think Ron Martin is the Shortest/ Millionaire/Rich person I have ever personally met. Wondering if anyone else has met a Smaller/shorter Rich person. Oh and possibly one for the statto's exactly how tall is he. maybe we should also have...

  13. Ben Elton

    Going on Wednesday night. Saw him years ago at Cliffs with Rick Mayal. Wonder what the Thatch-slagging millionaire will be joking about now?

  14. HELP

    Guys, I settled down to watch the game yesterday afternoon, and found out that my Sky+ had gone belly-up on Saturday evening (I also lost Millionaire, but that's another matter). Does anyone have a copy that they would be willing to send out to me, obviously I'll pay all P+P. Please PM...

  15. Deon Dublin

    deon dublin has been told he can leave vill mabye we can sign him (if we get a millionaire to pay the wages)

  16. Deon Dublin

    deon dublin has been told he can leave vill mabye we can sign him (if we get a millionaire to pay the wages)
  17. Blue Missy

    Sven Goran

    Sven Goran Ericsson is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and has reached the million pound question. Chris Tarrant says "Right Sven, this is for one million pounds, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.' Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a...
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  18. Friday

    MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." KEN Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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