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  1. Don't vote for these Twerps

    From their own webiste on how they will look after people who have left teh armed forces "And we will pilot a follow-up telephone service that will track and monitor veterans’ mental health after they leave the Armed Forces, so that those who are deemed at risk can be referred for...

  2. Ref Watch Col U ... A Miller's Tale

    Monday night's match has been entrusted to experienced official, Nigel Miller from not very nearby Durham. This is his seventh season as a League referee and this will be his sixth Southend match and his fifth Southend away game. We haven't actually won any of his away matches although we...
  3. Benfleet A1

    Working For a ***** Company

    As some of you will know, I work for a Rescue & Recovery Company which is not your average 9-5 sort of job. Most though not all who do this job expect long hours, all weather conditions and sometimes, the very real risk of serious injury or even death. It's the nature of the job (considered in...
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    • advised afford amazed ched comfort continued daw encounter gutless hatred heres jobs jury latvia loading military money motors patience physical pulled pulling ramblings screaming scumbag ski strips taught test tipping toss truck tugging
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Jedi Shrimper

    Rnd1 Heat 13: Battlestar Galactica v The Sopranos

    Battlestar Galactica (seany t) v The Sopranos (graysblue.jr) Battlestar Galactica (often abbreviated as BSG or just Galactica) is a British-Canadian-American military science fiction serial drama television series and part of the Battlestar Galactica franchise. The show was created by Glen...
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    • actors ant assorted capital civilization colonies commander criminal cyber devastating fleet hbo humans ish larson mcdonnell military moore parody production rack ratings rnd science serial soprano sopranos twelve twenty wordpress
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Slipperduke

    Taxing Times For EPL

    Have you noticed anything strange about this transfer window? Usually by this stage of the summer the Premier League is awash with new superstars from every corner of the planet, all clutching whopping great contracts and glibly swearing their allegiance to the cause, but with the exception of...
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    • ant applied argued attract bra branded conservative contracts eager epl gbp hasn indication inland introduced liverpool military minister money prime rate russian sadness shift taxi
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  6. Manchester Shrimper

    Clement Attlee

    I'm going away for the weekend but my nomination for British hero is up for the first round this afternoon so here's why you should vote for him: Clement Attlee served as Winston Churchill's deputy in the War Coalition before winning the 1945 election and leading the most...
    • Manchester Shrimper
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    • achievements ant civil clement coalition contributions defeated establishment fro grave ish jobs military minister naps nazi nomination pension political prepared prime principle substance unemployment welfare
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. canveyshrimper

    Ireland declares war on France

    The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice says. "This is Paddy down at the Hogshead Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you Frenchies!" "Well, Paddy,"...
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    • amused ant army declares deed equipped guinness jackie laser laughs mclaughlin military missile modified sarkozy
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. The Flying Scotsman

    UFO's Part II

    Given the owners of this glorious site have withdrawn my right of reply in relation to the debate about UFO's, I feel I should add the following. Unidentified flying object (commonly abbreviated UFO) is a popular term for any seemingly aerial phenomenon that is not readily identified. Research...
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    • aerial airplane appearing artificial cas cases categories core define esses following fur ghost identified imo military missile moon pain para paranormal prolific rees reliable religious similar stated
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. pickledseal

    BBC (& Sky) Gaza DEC Appeal Veto

    My view is that there is a very real humanitarian crisis going on in Gaza and that urgent medicine, food and shelter is great need. I've been reading CAFOD's blog from Palestine which has been a real eye opener and very personal account of exactly what has been going on. I know there must be...
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    • amounts category collapse disasters electricity eva exactly military palestine palestinian politically primary shelter significant suffering units veto wells
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Benfleet A1

    Why I Hate the French

    It has long been known that I hate the French and I have often been asked why that is so. Well here it is, Charles De Gaulle, port blockades, burning sheep, Sangatte, cheap wine, Napoleon, bone idle farmers, mime artists, Renault, Charles De Gaulle, French military tactics, awful army, worse...
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    • army artists ban beef bone citroen eating hating military referendum tower
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
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    • afghanistan army bacon bang bombs capital cases ched chief claimed computers cooked cos crisps cycle deed delhi drills eaten engineers exactly explosion fecking hamilton hawking helmand heres hut imo inch intact ish isnt ive joi knowing luxury menu military officer para patrol phones political protein rag religion religious res rmp roadside rounds shared signal signals similar soldier specialists suppor supports tank tents test tinned toilets wasn weapons welfare wish wouldn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Matchday ritual

    i like to plan mine with military precision. leave grays approx 2 hours before KO,battle through the traffic at saddlers farm and then sections of the a127. park in usual place and then stroll to the chippy,scoff food and smoke several fags before entering the stadium of dreams. sometimes...
  13. steveo

    Disgrace

    Another English disgrace:
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    • afghanistan military soldier
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Irish_Shrimper

    French Bashing :)

    Probably known already by everyone knowing my luck, but i'll continue anyways. Mate at work today told me to type 'french military victories' into google, and hit the im feeling lucky button. Check it out, very funny!
  15. * ORM *

    Mugabe

    Other than Oil - can someone please explain the difference between Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and Robert Mugabe and why we only seem to be pursuing military options in two of the three cases (Iraq rather than the original obviously) Incidentally I was at an event last night and got...
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    • bin borders burglary cases didn gulf iran laden lived military neighbours oil osama suppor wish
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Morgan Tsvangirai Possibly Quitting...

    Since its the last day of term at uni, the task of packing has ultimately turned into a quest of procrastination for which the BBC News website comes in handy. However, their main headline really troubles me which concerns the possible resignation of Morgan Tsvangirai from Zimbabwe's election...
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    • afghanistan army bbc bear bitter democracy military mounting outcomes packing procrastination pulled qui restored suppor support thrown
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Cyclone in Burma

    I am baffled by the appeals for money for Burma. As I understand it, the country is a major exporter of pearls rubies and sapphires. It also has offshore gas and oil supplies. My question is- where has all this money gone. I know Burma has had a military junta since 1962 so is the answer that...
  18. J

    The B.N.P.

    So, they have done extremely well again this year, coming 5th in the london Mayoral Vote. But do we really know the truth about the B.N.P? Have you actually read the manifesto and mission statements? Ok, so they are a bit far right of the middle, but they want the best for this country. In my...
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    • axes capital cases ched civil cooperate crack currency deed democracy economy elderly ethnic falklands folk goa heritage independence industrial industry ish mayoral military neighbours parts pensions peoples political politically poorly products properly refuse restoration shift suppor support supports teachers terrorists zones
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Interpol Shrimper

    Classic Comeback Line

    For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!" General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and...
  20. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
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    • aires ard awkward ban bath behaviour carols caused chocolate cos didn disease disorderly eating executed foo formations fur hassle heaven joi league military neighbours political professor properly qui seized shun somewhere supply touched wasn wives
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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