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  1. Napster

    Happy 44th Birthday

    Guess the player from this interview from an old programme "May ambition is to play in the Premier League with Southend" " I live in Tooting...I have a varied taste in music and I like most types, but I cannot stand heavy metal" "Favourite position - having just won my place back in the first...

  2. Heavy Metal Junior

    Brilliant documentary, if you've got a spare 25 mins: http://vodpod.com/watch/1012608-heavy-metal-junior
    • Pubey
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    • metal
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Ulysses

    Ultimate Festival Lineup

    With the festival season about to start very soon i thought it would be a good idea for people to put together their ultimate festival lineup. All bands must be current lets say 8 bands over 3 days. Friday - Goth Day Depeche Mode The Cure Talking Heads (Special Guests) Marilyn Mansun NIN Echo...
  4. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter One

    Inspired by the truly awesome work of the Shrimperzone Writer's Bureau, I've been clattering away on a full version of this dystopian nightmare, attempting to give it the depth that it deserves. MK Shrimper planted a bug in my head and I really hope that I can do it justice, not least because...
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    • chapter ched concrete crack disgust dru fusion hidden metal pain pile rubber rubbish rugby scheduled shelter slack soaking stepped storms taxi torrents wallet wasn wild writer
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. The Big Shrimp

    Who Is This?

    Who do you reckon this is an old back view of, in the 80's Metal denim jacket? For a bonus point who can guess who is missing the penalty for Southend in the background! A word of warning for a few people on here, if you were ever in a photo of mine in years gone by, I may have scanned you...
  6. OldBlueLady

    Any truth in this WW2 story?

    Judging by how far behind eveyone else I seem to be in getting jokes and stuff sent to me, I don't know if any of you have seen this story. It seems very far fetched to me, just wondered if anyone knows if there's any truth in it or is this a hangover from last April Fools' Day or something? ;)...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • accessible advised aids amounts cas category ched cleverly crow crown currency hidden ish itself metal money processed producing regional shelter similar token wasn workmen
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. duncan bulgaria

    Best one liners

    Been away on a stag with few pals and had us reminising about the good old days and one of my pals is witty as **** and a couple of his classics were the below : After a game where the ref who'd just ref'd us who had metal legs : Ref : cheers lads , good game wheres the gaffa . Pal : he's...
  8. steveo

    Cutting 3mm perspex

    I tried a circular saw but the blade was a bit fierce and broke it up. A Jigsaw with a metal cutting blade makes the stuff so hot it goes to a gungy mess. Can you get circular saw blades specifically for this job? Any ideas?
  9. Ulysses

    Orange Unsigned Acts on Channel 4

    Has anyone else been watching this over the past month on Channel 4 on Sunday afternoons. Finding it really interesting viewing and a lot more interesting than X-Factor. Basically for those that haven't seen it 7000 acts (from metal-rap-rock-pop-folk etc) sent in entry disks, this was cut down...
  10. Rusty Shackleford

    An Interesting Idea

    Found this on one of my favourite blogs - Old Holborn I believe that one of the key factors in the “hell in a handcart” decline of the UK is the absence of a justice system that punishes a criminal. There are too many instances to mention and I don’t see any real chance of anything changing...

  11. Should corporal punishishment return?

    with many schools underperforming and teachers being run ragged. is it time to bring back the cane. i went to a pretty tough school in tilbury where the cane was a way of life,the majority of pupils feared this punishment hence they were normally well behaved. if my year back then was...
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    • blooming ched metal pupils qui schools taught teachers underperforming unruly
    • Replies: 189
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. TrueBlue

    Metal can scott change his views wednesdays

    Can I end up liking some metal or rock sorta tunes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lwYK8EHd_M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rW-YvYmUE
  13. BrettieAngell

    Metal Monday

    Posted this on M.I.N.G.E. aswell but I thought I would post it in here just in case anyone else would like to listen to this delightful little ditty! Bloodbath - Eaten
  14. BLUEBLOOD

    also following a theme ...

    A metal special Name your favourite songs by ... Slipknot - Duality Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss Pantera - Cemetary Gates
  15. MrB

    Similies/Metaphors

    Seen this before but still makes me chuckle. May have to try to use a few of these in every day life, especially No. 30. 1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer 3...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. SUFC_Al

    Metal Monday - A Cricko Special

    Yep, you read it right, a Cricko special. Cricko got to sample first-hand some of Brettie Angell's music collection at the weekend and I'm surprised, at his age, he managed to survive the audio assault. Anyway, he did speak favourably of one track he heard so naturally I had to put on Metal...
    • SUFC_Al
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    • brettie angell metal music naturally rack
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Napster

    Murph's Message

    Some examples of Colin Murphy's genius "Metal fatigue. That is wind, rain, hail and snow and at times the four seasons all in one. That turbulent ride which investigates and stresses the defects. Not the aircraft in flight but the managerial role. Incidentally, in conclusion, the metal does not...
  18. SUFC_Al

    Metal (Hardcore) Monday

    Another request this week and a slight change to the normal standard on Metal Monday. Thanks to spanishshrimper for the request and here's your video sir. Formed way back in '77, the Rastafarian Bad Brains were amongst the pioneers of the hardcore punk movement which would later have an...
  19. SUFC_Al

    Injustice

    http://www.wm3.org/splash.php I was so angry when I read about this. In 1994, three young guys from Arkansas were convicted of a triple-murder with absolutely no physical evidence, motive or connection to the deceased. The prosecution "presented" evidence such as long hair, black clothing...
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    • beast convicted deceased jury metal murderer physical prosecution quashed releases triple unjust
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. SUFC_Al

    Metal Monday - Sponsored by M.I.N.G.E

    RATM A request this week from Mr. Benedict upon seeing them at Reading this year. A classic song from a classic album, enjoy.
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