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  1. southend4ever

    Man walks into my office

    Manager of Asian descent walks into our office and asks for a Pritt Stick. Aussie girl says "what stick" Manager says Pritt stick, you know some glue. Aussie girl says oh you want glue yeah there should be some. Manager sees some on girls desk who is away at lunch. Don't worry I have found some...

  2. Setting up a charity website

    Last week three of my colleagues in the London area were tragically hurt in an accident. Two of them were so badly burnt and have undergone operations and skin graphs whilst the other was less badly burnt but is suffering mentally. Now I would like to start a charity website along the lines of...
  3. CC51DAS

    Its time Lionel Sharples Penrose got more recognition

    Here is a sample of his work : The Colchester Survey, 1931–38TOP Penrose, the man The Colchester Survey, 1931–38 Down syndrome, other aneuploidy,... Paternal age effects Mental illness, 1939–45 The Galton Chair, 1945–65 The Kennedy-Galton Centre,... LITERATURE CITED...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Ricey

    Are you starting to lose it?

    Your Yearly Dementia Test It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    2 Questions

    Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ********, and she had Syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one...
  6. CC51DAS

    100 reasons why Matt Harrold is better than Ronaldo

    1- Matt Harrold has scored at Roots Hall - Ronaldo hasn't 2- Matt Harrold speaks fluent Portuguese - Ronaldo speaks 'pidgen English' 3- Matt Harrold is more environmentally conscious than Ronaldo ( doesn't drive a posh car) 4 -Matt Harrold has far more hair than Ronaldo 5- Matt Harrold...
  7. Ron Manager

    Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)

    This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Winkle

    Piri,Piri and sardines!

    Me and the Mrs had a week away ( without the sprogs) in sunny "Portugal which as anyone who has pubesant children time on your own is as rare as hens teeth. Anyway we was enjoying out time together, barbecues, alfresco dining and in the words of Austin powers " I found my mojo". I decided to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. ldnfatso

    Doctors Secretaries mistypes

    Some of these are absolutely classic - restores your faith in the NHS! These are sentences typed (wrongly) by medical secretaries!!!! 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably...
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    • airplane appearing consultation doctors gain hall lab lover mentally mis nhs pain physical ran significant ski stated stool stopped teenage test therapy
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. yogi bear up the cagire

    Was the writing on the wall?

    Being at this distance and not seeing the side regularly (last match home to Leeds), I am probably not best equipped to analyse the end of our season. However, I just have this sneaky feeling that the writing was on the wall in the matches against Tranmere and Port Vale and no one saw it (or...
  11. sufcintheprem

    Can someone explain...

    ...how Dott is even still in this game against Perry? He's bottled so many shots but seems to somehow be level. Mentally, he doesn't look to be in a good place yet still holding on.
  12. Slipperduke

    Arsene Wenger

    I've seen quite a lot of Arsene Wenger this season. He might look like a geeky Geography teacher on the television, but in the flesh he's actually quite cool. He's tall and trim, he dresses only in expensive suits and when he sits down for his post-match press conference, it's more like an...
  13. Napster

    Interesting questions

    Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ********, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the...
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    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. stevie_G_G_G

    Hopkins v Calzaghe

    Joe Calzaghe vowed to end Bernard Hopkins' illustrious career when the two men came face to face in London to hype their Las Vegas super-fight. The undisputed super-middleweight champion will fight Hopkins at the light-heavyweight limit on 19 April. "This will be Bernard Hopkins' last fight,"...
  15. Napster

    Michael Vaughan on the attack!

    Michael Vaughan has blamed Andrew Flintoff for destroying England's team spirit and contributing to a disastrous World Cup campaign in the Caribbean. The England captain says Flintoff's drunken lapse of discipline after the team's first game, when he had to be rescued after capsizing a pedalo...

  16. My Views on the ins/outs needed part 1

    After a season of many ups and many downs (more downs than ups!) it has been proved that we're simply not good enough to be at this level. There are some players that are good enough but there are also players that arnt good enough. These Are my views on the players from this season...
    • Mighty Shrimper
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    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Spaceman Spiff

    Lets try to look forward - even if we do go down :)

    Well, I was expecting more today. It had been a great day - met Matt the Shrimp at 8:30am in Lewisham for a fry up breakfast at Maggie's in Lewisham (can heartily recommend it, if anyone is in the area). We pored over the Grand National runners and riders - my early tip of Kelami (based on a...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. Dreams and Nightmares -

    ever dreamt of playing for the Blues ? woke up in an absolute panic this morning knowing I had to phone Steve Tilson to let him know that despite last weeks good performance I couldn't play this week as I was 33 (I wish) and not really a professional footballer - all a bit strange as Kevin...
  19. Xàbia Shrimper

    Red Riding Hood - The PC Version

    There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them. Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Yorkshire Blue

    Is KP's injury a blessing in disguise?

    England seem to have been playing cricket non-stop more or less for a year. Pakistan and India are gruelling tours, but they were followed up with series immediately against Sri Lanka and Pakistan at home. As soon as the tests end they play ODIs. No sooner than the season ended then they were...
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