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  1. South Bank Hank

    Round 1 - Helen Mirren v RIHANNA

    SZ Totty Cup Round 1 Action Voting closes in 24 hours. REMEMBER! Your vote is important - don't give it up too early. In Round 1 of the competition, Helen Mirren (sponsored by Berrichonne Shimper) is paired with Rihanna (sponsored by blues r best). Post your pictures, arguments, support and...
  2. South Bank Hank

    Round 1 - GEMMA ATKINSON v Abbey Clancy

    SZ Totty Cup Round 1 Action Voting closes in 24 hours. In Round 1 of the competition, Gemma Atkinson (sponsored by Ayrshire Blue) is paired with Abbey Clancy (sponsored by EastStandBlue). Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your...
  3. South Bank Hank

    Round 1 - Elisha Cuthbert v ALLISON STOKKE

    SZ Totty Cup Round 1 Action Voting closes in 24 hours. In Round 1 of the competition, Elisha Cuthbert (sponsored by The Flying Scotsman) is paired with Allison Stokke (sponsored by Slipperduke). Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let...
  4. South Bank Hank

    Round 1 - LACEY TURNER v Angelina Jolie

    SZ Totty Cup Round 1 Action Voting closes in 24 hours. In Round 1 of the competition, Lacey Turner (sponsored by Chadded) is paired with Angelina Jolie (sponsored by Cricko). Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed...
  5. South Bank Hank

    Round 1 - Kristin Davis v HILLARY DUFF

    SZ Totty Cup Round 1 Action Voting closes in 24 hours. In Round 1 of the competition, Kristin Davis (sponsored by Dave Webb's Brain) is paired with Hillary Duff (sponsored by Alexis SUFC). Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your...
  6. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 8 - Libertine

    This week, recently exiled Andy (Libertine), out in Australia, answers the questions. Below is a picture of Andy and his kids at Surfers Paradise. 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since August this year. My last game was Millwall away and I flew out the following Monday. 2) Why did...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Slipperduke

    The Never Everton Story

    And so ends a miserable weekend for the more prosperous end of the Premier League. Wigan's narrow victory over a lacklustre Everton at the JJB Stadium meant that, along with every member of the big four failing to score, every team in the top ten failed to win. The victory drags Steve Bruce's...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. Slipperduke

    Rafa's Poisonous Glow

    There is a frog in Central America, the strawberry poison dart frog, that is born bright red as a warning to predators of the poison that lurks in its blood stream. It is not the only creature whose colour signifies danger. Certain snakes, insects and the oft-spotted Rafa Benitez all share the...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Slipperduke

    Arsenal Lose, Four-All

    Arsene Wenger stared down his inquisitor, apparently caught between contempt and fury. A 4-4 draw at home to Tottenham, under any circumstances, is a poor result, but to be asked where he thought he, "lost the game," seemed to be pushing it a little. "We did not lose," he said slowly. "I must...
    • Slipperduke
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    • bentley ched conversation emmanuel huddlestone hut itself japanese ley lose matched mistakes moody officers persie reaching screaming stated support twelve wouldn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. Slipperduke

    Gerrard & Co Give Scolari The Blues

    Apologies for the lateness of this, chaps. Should have been up straight after full-time. They may have come back from the dead against Manchester United in September and they might have turned the game around against Arsenal in Easter, but of all the teams to end their 86 game unbeaten home...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. Uncle Leo

    Shepherd's Bush Shrimper's Scunny Report

    Apologies for the delay with this one. Makes less depressing reading than reports of our humping in Bristol though.... It’s fair to say that the North Lincolnshire and East Yorkshire region is not a happy hunting ground for us Shrimpers. We very rarely seem to pick up points at the lovely...
    • Uncle Leo
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Slipperduke

    Young Guns Hit Five

    There is a swagger about Arsenal in Europe this year. Since the inception of the Champions League, the Gunners have struggled to take their domestic form with them when they go to the airport, reaching the final just once and crashing out early every other year. In that same time Manchester...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. sufcintheprem

    World Series of Poker

    Finished this morning in London after a mammoth final table session. John Juanda eventually managed to beat the painfully slow (at times) Stanislav Alekhin. The Russian had played extremely well to build up a solid chip lead but after Juanda had bullied some of Alekhin's raises, it came down...
    • sufcintheprem
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Remember the Picture Thread???????

    There was a thread some time ago in which someone would suggest a really weird subject and people would have to find a picture that matched it. Was quite an amusing thread so thought i would resurrect it..... So, can i please have a picture of a unhappy....crying if possible Scottish football...
  15. Slipperduke

    Trio Walcott!

    Call off the search and return the helicopters back to base. The England team, missing since the summer of 2004, have been found alive and well in Zagreb. After what had seemed like an eternity of dour, artless whimpering, the three lions found their voice and roared back into life against...
  16. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round Two (Heat 3)

    After yesterdays rather one sided affairs we have a couple PAUSE FOR POXY FIRE ALARM - STANDING OUTSIDE IN THE P!SSING RAIN FOR HALF AN HOUR !!!!!! - a couple of closely matched shows today First up I'm Alan Partridge (seany t) vs Steptoe and Son (canveyshrimper) Both favourites of mine...
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    • canveyshrimper ched matched pause poxy sitcoms
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. The Big Dady

    Eastwood to Coventry

    Wolves Still Hope To Sell Eastwood Link Take the money Freddy and get out of there, go somewhere were the manager will appreciate your goal scoring ability.
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  18. Southend_Lady

    Gills opposite Blues

    I can't see this mentioned anywhere else.... Gills opposite us Does anyone know what the reason may be for askig to have our matched paired against theirs? Do they really think that their drop down to L2 is going to affect their fans so much that they would come over and watch Southend?
  19. smudgster

    Euro 2008 bets

    Anyone got any fancies for upcoming feast of football ? For what its worth heres my fancies. For the outright ive got to go for germany, hardly ever impressive but somehow allways seem to be thereabouts. Playing in Austria is virtually a home match for the men from the bundesliga. Group B...
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    • ageing bundesliga ched cup fancies foo heres ive jury league matched money runners
    • Replies: 165
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. The Big Dady

    Wembley

    Well the alarm on my mobile phone has just gone off, after setting it some days ago, to make sure I get up really early for our big day at Wembley. Shower, brush my teeth, shave, and put on my jeans and my Southend shirt that has been hanging up all nice and pressed since our return from our...
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    • barnard ched cup finishing flash flowing foo hall loud matched roots shirt singing suppor warmed wish
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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