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  1. Mission To Mars

    I've just started watching this film on sky movies, and it's utter gash. what a terribly **** film. That is all
  2. Napster

    Mike Marsh

    The Aughton-based 39-year-old is busy coaching Preston North End’s under-13s and working at Accrington College. http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-fc/liverpool-fc-news/2009/04/02/former-reds-star-mike-marsh-happy-developing-stars-of-the-future-100252-23294851/ Also, some comments about...
  3. Mad Cyril

    Favourite division two chocolate snack treat.

    Away from the bright lights of Mars, Twix and Snicker galacticos what do you favour during your tea break? This is a private poll for obvious reasons.
  4. toellandback

    Friday jokes

    I see MFI are on the brink of collapse.. Very much like the wardrobes I bought from them. --- What do you call lesbians in a field full of dildos? Squatters. --- My father in law handed me a note on my wedding day saying, "Goods delivered are non-returnable." I handed it back and said...
  5. chadded

    A good clean Thursday afternoon joke.

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were...
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    • bedroom blur boyfriend ennis hes mars outfit physical qui shoes venus
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Pubs at telford for saturday

    A thread taken from Buckschat for you Pubs within walking distance of The New Bucks Head At the Ground The Learning Centre – Outside the East Terrace, a small bar catering for around 80 people. It has a range of bottled Real Ales, together with draught Lagers etc. and a large screen TV (Sky...
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    • bitter bottles bra builder chocolate crisps crow crown eating fur junction lagers learning mars meals money oldest pork pubs qui retail sky sports sports titanic town
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. maninasuitcase

    Mike Marsh

    Marsh has taken over all coaching duties at Northwich Victoria until futher notice after the current manager was put on gardening leave.
  8. SUFCLiam

    Mike Marsh

    Mike Marsh played for liverpool in the masters over the weekend.
  9. Uncle Leo

    Battle of the beers - 2nd round, Heat 1

    Marston's Pedigree (Jonny_Stokes) vs Stella Artois (Barrettisalegend) Get voting...
  10. Uncle Leo

    Battle of the beers - 2nd round draw

    Here we go.... 1) Marston's Pedigree (Jonny_Stokes) vs Stella Artois (Barrettisalegend) 2) Bishops Finger (Old Blue Lady) vs Timothy Taylor's Landlord (Yorkshire Blue) 3) Guinness (Libertine) vs Corona (Shrimper Loz) 4) Hobgoblin (Brettie Angell) vs Bombardier (Hazey) 5) Tribute (Mr. Benedict)...
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    • bishops brettie angell guinness hut imo mars taylor
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Uncle Leo

    Battle of the beers - 1st round, Heat 2

    A battle of the Jonnies here. Jonny Stokes and Marston's Pedigree go toe to toe with Jonny O and Leffe.
  12. ian_the_girth

    The hidden records

    Has anyone read the book "the hidden records" before ? wrote by wayne herschel i heard about it on the radio today he claims to have pics obtained from NASA of pyramids on mars !!! theres a website link direct to his site, but it wont load for me... www.thehiddenrecords.com
  13. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Flinty

    Share Issue

    received my share pack this morning from the club......can anyone help explain a few things as i'm a bit dense when it comes to shares. As i understand it we are being asked to pay £6 for shares that are worth £0.25 each.......Why would you do that it doesn't make financial sense to me as an...
  15. essexblue

    FOR ALL U16 (Next FA Cup Fixture)

    Just had a update from David Jobson / Ron Martin and G King, please see the copied e-mails......... what I do for all u16.... enjoy and don't let them forget on the night. Thanks. Hi Gary I will talk to my boss G King before the next youth game but what about us giving the extra Money to...
  16. chadded

    When Girls dont put out.

    When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men...
    • chadded
    • Thread
    • bedroom blur boyfriend ennis hes mars physical qui shoes venus
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Aidy Boothroyd

  18. Matt the Shrimp

    2005 Christmas Number 1...?

    I trust that we are all bracing ourselves for the torrent of musical ordure which is set to be released upon our airwaves over the next couple of weeks... * Westlife Feat Diana Ross - When You Tell Me That You Love Me (has-beens covering an awful song) * The X Factor Winner (song title to be...

  19. Hearts - Graham Rix

    Anyone else underwhelmed by the appointment of Rix as head coach of HMFC? Was hoping thet'd break the weedgies monopoly on the SPL this season. Still if nothing else it'll hone the rhyme making skills of the wags in the Hibs, Celtic & Rangers support. Away down in Gorgie he hides in...
  20. BoyWonder2

    Just got this through on the email.

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into...
    • BoyWonder2
    • Thread
    • bedroom blur boyfriend ennis hes mars physical qui rock shoes venus
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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