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  1. fbm

    What on earth do we want?

    It's a tall order now. We MUST win both games and hope Leeds and Hull both collect no more than 1 point each from their last 2 matches. Possible, but unlikely. But apart from a probable relegation, I fear that as fans we are going to make ourselves a laughing stock of the entire football...
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    • achievements arsed ban behave bound bradford caretaker cities concrete cup entertained exactly fa cup faul following foo keynes league league one literally lover milton mis mistakes probable pyramid refuse remarkable sleeve somewhere stronger tan tilly tin torquay
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Roots Hall is the Canvas

    Tilson has recently spoken about the need to bring in an experienced front-man to compliment the potential that he sees in the likes of Harrold and Hooper. Could it be that that man is already among us, already part of the team? I believe that it is time for Tilson to be brave and relegate Lee...
  3. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
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    • alcohol appearing aunt bang bin cases conversation crow crown didn didnt dru dual ell exactly fictional following grab hadn hanks identified ive lingo lou lover ooh osborne phones pulled rate recognise remove signal singing taxi town types urban wish
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Westcliff Shrimper

    Season Tickets

    Saturday morning I pitched up at the Home of Football to renew my "Season Card" to take advantage of the Early Bird Discount. So, being the organised so and so I am, I had the form filled out correctly, and had a cheque made payable to the club for the £380 price. I then waited for an hour and...

  5. mega bucks forwards

    Didn't get to the game last night so watched Forest v vBarnsley on Sky, I know were all getting excited about new signings but hang on a minute. Forest were complete dross, they created absolutely nothing up front and that was with Nathan Tyson and Grant Holt playing (players we were...
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    • ched didn fro gran lover money slagging
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. * ORM *

    Greetings from Hong Kong

    As usual HK is buzzing despite the WTO protests which is big news over here and causing a strange daytime atmosphere. People aren't used to tight security in buildings. HK absolutely rocks at night and it is the friendliest place on this earth. Other than China there's no better place on...
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    • atmosphere buildings didn gest grab industry lover rugby sevens shirt
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. BoyWonder2

    Anyone Flying Soon

    Here are some real in-flight announcements that have been heard or reported: On landing the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all your belongings.  If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there...
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    • airplane announcements assisting brough degrees fixed gentlemen grab hanks lose lover masks metal money nobody officer overhead phoenix screaming seated sonny tab terminal voice washing washington
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Napster

    Lyrics quiz

    OK, to warm up for the weekend, try these out? And it's true we are immune when fact is fiction and TV reality And though she will mess up your life, you want her just the same They gave you life and in return you gave them hell Knew he must've been about seventeen Every time I see...

  9. E. Thurrock Vs Southend - who going 2morrow?

    Tomorrow, let prove we are the biggest club than Col Ewes as we play East Thurrock while the scums play Gray at the same time. Iam sure we will bring more fans to Thurrock than Col Ewes when they bring their sheep lover to Grays. Oh, I cannot wait to see Prior running out in a Southend shirt...

  10. The Poll to end all Polls,

    The question to end all questions:- Your wife, girlfriend, lover, gay lover offers you an afternoon of passion just as you are about to step out of the door. What would you do? Truth please! FB P.S. This is not from personal experience BTW. It don't happen that way after 20 years of...
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