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  1. KrustyTheKray

    Chris Mason

    If anyone see Phil "The Power" Taylor's game last night, you will know why i'm writing this thread! Mason is just the worlds biggest loser, complaining at how Taylor has bought himself a Bentley etc. What a waste of space Mason is! When Taylor won his game last night...

  2. BIGGEST LOSER FINAL

    I know most will be at white hart lane, and the rest will be listening avidly on BBC Essex, but for any who are not, must see telly tonight UK Living 9 oclock tonight Biggest Loser UK......
  3. Kent Shrimper

    Cockles is a Ladyboy

    Well the "Britains biggest loser" Jugernaut carrys on chugging and what a week with sex and scandal in the house. Oh and our very own Mr C in a ladys Swimsuit. And i quote "The boys are gonna slaughter me when they see this" I cant find anything relating to this and im...

  4. Dave Cusack's Nose

    Loving you on Britain's Biggest Loser mate. Has become must-watch tv on a Wednesday, even usurping seeing the Tims get stuffed. One thing that concerns me is how much you sound like Spotter. Similar voice (not a massive surprise bearing in mind geography) but the phrases you come out with...
    • On the Boardwalk
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    • knowing loser similar voice
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Matt the Shrimp

    The Sponsors' Evening Thread

    As many of you know, last night was the Sponsors' Evening at the Essex County Hotel, where we got to meet the players, have our photos taken with them, look at the new stadium plans and have a few canapes... So, any interesting photos / stories? I'll open the bidding with this photo...
  6. MrB

    My story

    I've never been that lucky with holidays: - Away for Grimsby game two seasons ago (ok, not so bad in the end, I scheduled that to make sure I was there for the play offs) - Away for Bristol City game last season (bad, though at least I was at Swansea) - Away when SZFC played at Roots Hall (no...
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    • ands arrives avenue brough cos cup deed didn following foo hadn hall heathrow ive knowing liverpool loser lou pres responses roots scheduled upside wouldn
    • Replies: 68
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. My TV debut

    As many of you may know, I have been away for a few months at the end of last season, recording a TV show 'Britains Biggest Loser' well now is your chance to finally get your own back on me, and to firmly have a laugh at my misfortune, Yep youll all get a chance to see me in m...
  8. Napster

    Top 50 film endings

    Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...
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    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. CS Cockles

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Take a bow for the above mentioned charactor who we all know so well, he has just come off the TV programme "britains biggest loser" and has lost over 5 stone and is still in with a chance of winning as he is going back to the house on Tuesday to undetake a...
  10. Jonny_Stokes

    F'kin A

    I've just had an absolutely blinding night, getting slashed with some members of the Orient squad at my Sunday league side's award night. F*** Wet Sham and their primadonna loser multi-millionaire numpties, it's all about supporting a side through thin and thinner, and then reaping...

  11. CS COCKLES IS GONNA BE FAMOUS.

    Ladies and gentleman, our great friend and lovable character Mr CS Cockles, AKA, Dave Cusaks Nose will be appearing in a big brother style TV show on Sky One. The big fella has beaten off alot of competition from 100s of other people in the UK and will spend three months in an isolated house...

  12. Bradford fans match report

    Just got back from the game and im soaking wet! Im happy with our performance tonight just not happy with the result.  Dont think it was representative of the game at all IMO. Im unsure whether Holloway deserved a straight red, i didnt get a clear view of the tackle which led to it.  But all...
    • Dbantx
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    • attempted didn didnt imo ish ive loser pills ran representative rolling soaking southend threaten trolling
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. sufcintheprem

    Last posts

    God I'm a loser. Ten of the last posts on this page are by me and will shortly be 11. Maybe it's time to leave the board and go do something else. No point moving this, no-one else's here!
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