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  1. chadded

    Job Application

    Saw this this morning, and after MtS admitting being rejected from McDonalds in Southend on another thread, thought I'd post it up.. This is an actual job application from a 17 year old boy to McDonalds, and he got the job for being so honest and funny. Name: ******* Sex: Not yet I'm saving...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Top 12 TV Double Entendres

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a...
    • Pubey
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    • anchor bbc didn dre ish lifting oxford rugby sausage sky sports snatch sports walsh
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Winkle

    Songs that you dont no the words to?

    I was having a converstion with the missus the other day and she politly pointed out that in my decsending years, I have the annoying habit of singing to a any particular song and then making up my own words!!! I was quite shocked at this as it is something I clearly remember my parents doing...
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    • heres lifting narrow oasis pain qui romance singing tin
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Song of the South Upper

    Ice Hockey

    Anyone here an Ice Hockey fan, either NHL or in the British leagues? I'm pretty sure I've seen an Edmonton Oilers logo in someone's avatar (Shooter McGavin I think...) I've got tickets to see the LA Kings v Anaheim Ducks game that's being played at the O2 Arena in September. Should be a great...
  5. CC51DAS

    Any idea how the groin strain happened?

    Lifting the table?
  6. Yorkshire Blue

    Equal pay for less work at Wimbledon

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/6385295.stm I love the fact that this equal rights story is illustrated by a photo of a bloke lifting the woman's trophy. Presumably this also means that women (and blokes in drag) will now play best of 5 sets.

  7. A pessimistic sense of inadequacy?

    I am somewhat perplexed by an apparent all-consuming desire to aim a discontented kick at the football club by the same collection of people on the forum, led with absolute gusto by the likes of CS J and TonytheKray. Their constant bleatings on a wide range of issues from the considered...
    • The Sudden In Out
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Any 1 got

    any good photos of us getting promoted and lifting the league title.. as I want 2 add it 2 my myspace page ta

  9. Please Tilly don't spend

    After what was, in my opinion the best game I've seen at the hall for years.... please Steve don't spend over 100k on transfers, look at what we had last night .. Clarke poor 250k, Paynter poor 200k .. JCR poor not sure how much, Harrold cheap as chips excellent, Freddy good 40k, rest...
  10. MrB

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. sky advert

    the sky advert for the playoff matches has some quality clips of southend, juppy celebrating like a nutter after scoring, freddys goal and kev lifting the trophy, quality!!!

  12. Captain

    I'm sure it will be captain Kev lifting the trophy (God willing) But let's not forget whose day it is. If and only if it was offered to SG, knowing the sort of person he is would he accept.........??

  13. Promotion Pictures

    Will the shop do any promotion pics? Like they did last season? Hopefully lifting the winners trophy at home. So we can get them signed at meet the blues day.
  14. palexander

    Thats why were top the league!

    Just got back from Barnsley - great fighting performance from the team against a very rugged (i.e. dirty) Barnsley. We started OK, though Barnsley had the better of it. After the opening exchanges, Gower had a shot that the keeper fumbled onto the post and it looked like we may be getting a...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Napster

    Lost in Translation

    from the guardian What football-related terms are there in other languages that have no direct equivalent in English?" we asked last week. "Don't the Brazilians have a word for dinking the ball over an opponent's head and dashing around to collect it? And does anyone have a better name for the...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. C C Csiders

    Michael Fish

    News just in. Michael Fish, the former BBC weatherman has just been arrested for shop-lifting in Boots in Bracknell, Berkshire. Michael was apprehended by a store detective in Boots having walked out of the shop without paying for two items he picked-up. The items in question were a pair of...

  17. Midweek Funny

    Not many people know this but the day after the US presidential election George W Bush boarded a flight to England to see his old mate Tony Blair. He kept it all very quiet, simply boarding Air Force 1 with an overnight bag and his trusty pet dog. He knocked on the door at Chequers and the...
    • Ron Manager
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    • backroom boarded exactly lifting minister presidential prime
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Why its legendary to be a

    Why its legendary to be a man!!!!! 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even...
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  19. canada shrimper

    friday giggle

    Here are ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to  take back: > >> 1.  Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk  Event: >> "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.  I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." >> >> 2.  Ted...
    • canada shrimper
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    • analyst bbc especially exactly foo football itself jerk lifting oxford similar snatch sports trophy walsh
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Friday

    MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." KEN Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his...
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    • anchor arran bbc brough didn ish lifting mccoy millionaire oxford practising rugby sausage sky sports snatch sports walsh
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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