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  1. Slipperduke

    Manchester United v Barcelona part 2

    When he looks back on this game, Cristiano Ronaldo’s only consolation will be that at least John Arne Riise’s mistake was worse. Not many gifts get handed out at the Camp Nou, but Gabriel Milito’s decision to wave his hands in front of a second minute corner like a man trying to shake off the...
  2. Vange Shrimper

    Should the Shrimperzone men have a best manhood contest?

    Following on from DtS' post about SZ Women's Growler Championship (when tbh, I dont think us girlies are going to be participating in this), Miss West Stand had the great idea that the SZ men could maybe enter the inaugral "SZ manhood championships". The format is simple. Take a snap of your...
  3. Yer Blues

    FAO Beatles Fans

    Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce the Global DVD Release of 'All Together Now' on June 24 Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce The Global DVD Release Of 'ALL TOGETHER NOW' On June 24. PICTURED, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: Yoko Ono Lennon, Sir George...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Slipperduke

    Title Race Still On

    From the way that Manchester United fans have been celebrating, you’d think that their lead was significantly more than eight goals. Arsenal fans, likewise, have been mooching about the place as if they’ve just been docked ten points for passing the ball too much. It’s not over yet, not by a...
  5. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Glamorous Assignment

    Liverpool’s senior side may not be performing as well as we all suspect they could, but Reds supporters can rest easy in the knowledge that the next generation are doing just fine. Liverpool’s reserve side dished out an emphatic 2-0 beating to Manchester United’s second string on Wednesday...

  6. Gary Hooper

    Sorry If this has already been posted On loan striker Gary Hooper spoke to The Official Hereford United Website following Saturday's 2-0 win over Chesterfield. Hooper, who scored his 4th Bulls goal in just five appearances since his arrival from Southend said "It was a good win, it was good...
  7. Matt the Shrimp

    Just got back

    Well, it's about the only time I get to start a "just got back" thread, so I thought I'd do it. Actually, I got back 30 minutes ago - one of the few redeeming features of tonight. Random thoughts from the game... * The approach to the ground... blimey, it's like something out of Mad Max -...
  8. fredheim_holm

    Injuries..

    Whats been your worst injury, both in terms of pain, length sitting on the sidelines and sheer annoyance. For me, it's the injury I'm hoping to finally get rid of in the next two weeks. After the Luton away game, after getting the car back to sunny Hockley, I got dropped off half a mile away...
  9. Kenny

    Peter Butler

    one of my WHU supporting mates just sent me this over.... Peter Butler Unleashed by iaindale on Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:40 pm I had a long email from former Hammers midfielder Peter Butler this morning explaining what he has been up to since he left West Ham. It's a brilliant and very funny read...
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  10. Chris Morris

    I know there are some big fans on here (like me)... here is an update on his new terrorism-baiting project:
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  11. GNH

    Womens World Records!

    Women's World Records Car Parking The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 63ft 2ins, equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs Elizabeth Simpkins, driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on October 12, 1993. She started the manoeuvre...
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  12. Throw-ins and Goal kicks

    One of the most frustrating things about watching Southend is the lack of movement for throw-ins. Our team must think Lewis Hunt is Superman and can throw the ball the length of the pitch. Other teams have players running in and away from the thrower - we just stand still which always results in...
  13. Yorkshire Blue

    Sri Lanka v England 3rd test at Galle

    Looks like thats it for the day. I've popped into a nearby internet cafe in case they decide to resume, but given there's now a spot of rain that's highly unlikely. Not sure what to make of today. I assume England won the toss and elected to field, but from my vantage point above the new gate...
  14. Interpol Shrimper

    Not recommended by The AA

    Stupid Yanks! :p
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. * ORM *

    Jacko

    Just sitting here on 356 watching the full length Thriller video again -still as awesome as it ever was - what a bloody waste of an amazing talent.

  16. Freddy tantrum

    There may be another thread on this somewhere but I can't be bothered to trawl, and couldn't bring myself to come on here til this afternoon. Did anyone else notice Freddy storming down the tunnel straight after the final whistle had gone on Saturday? Now I like the guy, don't get me wrong, but...
  17. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Barnsley

    HANDICAP FOOTBALL LETS BLUES DOWN AGAIN Southend slipped to their 10th home defeat of the season as another nervous display at the Hall handed a huge boost to their visiting relegation rivals. In the early stages there was little to separate the two teams. Barnsley were missing several first...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. North End eye witness report

    Well, two goals from Maher and one from the Preston reject, a result that was at no point during the game predictable, yes, the game was enjoyable. Several days of fine sunshine turned to drizzle today in anticipation of my journey to the game. I left home just before two o'clock expecting...
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  19. Napster

    Aus v Windies

    Cracking game so far Australia 81/2 (15.6 ov) West Indies won the toss and elected to field first Australia RR 5.06 Last 5 ovs 20/1 RR 4.00 Last bat RT Ponting run out 35 (36b 4x4 1x6) SR: 97.22 Fow: 76/2 (14.4 ov); Partnership: 66 runs, 10.3 overs, RR: 6.28 (Hayden 25, Ponting 35)...
  20. Napster

    India v Bermuda

    WICKET! Uthappa 3 c Leverock b Jones 2nd over: India 7-1 (Ganguly 0 Sehwag 4) The big man! What a catch! Dwayne 'the rock' Leverock has clung on to an amazing catch at slip, falling away to his left like a huge jelly sliding off a plate he stretched out a hand and plucked the ball from the air...
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