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  1. Complaints to City Council

    Complaints to City Council. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to...
    • Cricko2
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    • backfired bath bbc burn cooker foo fro knob plaster remove stairs swallow wakes walls wish
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. DTS

    Steed Malbraqur Rumor.

    I heard from my mate that the real reason Steed Malbraque left Fulham was that he has a tiny knob and had become the butt of all dressing rooms jokes to the point where he demmanded to leave. I also have been told that his reason "groyne strain" was infact an enlargement operation on...
  3. C C Csiders

    My visit to the Doctors

    Firstly, I apologise in advance for sharing this with you (you may feel it too much information!). However, I now feel I know, in a virtual sense, you all on here. Indeed, for what I am about to shar e with you, I could say that I have shared the SZ urinal with you with DtS one side...
    • C C Csiders
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    • ancient bandage belong birth booing categories caused deed didn dts economy failing filed flashing foo hidden knob overhead pain shared
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. C C Csiders

    The latest coaching obsession

    Have you noticed the obsession all coaches now seem to have with pulling everyone back when defending a corner. This has now been added to Tilly's repertoire. He is not alone, I have only been to four of our games so far, but each and every team in those games has pulled every player back...
  5. DTS

    My "School Days" Dliema

    Lads, I can upon my fellow Shrimperzoner's to help me out on a dilmea I currently have. I was on in Brighton a few weeks ago with three mates. It was midnight and I was smashed. My best mate had just moved into a new pad so we had been on a big one. We ended up in a place called "The...
    • DTS
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    • builder didn didnt dressed educational kiss knob lived morris teachers
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Bentford Fan

    Did anyone else seem the complete idiot on the right of the terrace in the Green jacket and a Russian type hat. What a dick - Was having something that looked like flowers at our fans all night/ Implying we were all fat boys and generally making a knob of himself. Even Darryl when taking a...
  7. southend4ever

    ANOTHER LOVER STORY

    The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend...
  8. canveyshrimper

    Smoking Ban

    Only one in East Stand, where one knob lit up. The stewards did nothing, but he was told to put it out by the people around him. A mate of ours tried to go outside to smoke before the game but he was not allowed to. No evidence in the bar beforehand either.
  9. C C Csiders

    Millennium Stadium appearances

    Only Arsenal with 5 Millennium Stadium appearnces (including a Cup Semi-Final), and Man U ( inc. Cup Semi) and Liverpool both with 4 appearances at the Millennium Stadium can top our 3 appearnaces there after Saturday. Blackpool, of course, have also appeared there 3 times. That ain't bad...
  10. DTS

    Which team do you hate..??

    Face facts we nearly all hate Colu,Orient,West Ham,Canvey.Man Utd etc etc but I am asking which team do you hate for a personal reason. For the same of debate I am banning the following teams : West Ham,Col U,Orient,Canvey,Man Utd and Arsenal Personally I really hate Brighton. Nothing team...
    • DTS
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    • ban following hall knob lived poxy southend wes
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    The home match against Boston last season was the match when I made my “debut” as an official SZ reporter.  We lost that game 2-0 and the atmosphere afterwards resembled that of a funeral. Stark contrast tonight – the game had everything and for once the Blues did NOT let a large crowd – 5688 –...
    • fbm
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    • afterwards atmosphere battling blocks blues breach brough criminal dominance ead exactly foo football ful hall headed hoofing knob lose outfield outpaced pace partly prepared pulled ratings roots roots hall shire singing southend specialist stepped subbed thrown tilly tinge touched won’t
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. palexander

    Jeff Allen/Cox etc

    1) Mixed up two of the "MMMMIGGGGHHHHTYYYY BLLLOOOOOOOOOS" (how iratating is that?) - Dudfield and Bentley do look alike though 2) Anyone see him at the end of the game trying to hob-knob with Torquay? Went dashing up to Rosenoir and was shaking all their hands. They must of been...
  13. Napster

    Groundhog Day

    My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine's. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...
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    • adds argued ban belong buddhism chilli cinema claimed colombia compared complex continued core crimes didn discover easier enthusiasm epiphany equipped especially everyday exploits fingers followers foo gong hanks hasn hidden hollywood imagination indication introduced jungle jurassic killers kim knob largely nicolas occasions parliament phrase pubs pupils rate references refuse religious replicate retrospective rubin san science screenplay shadow similar singing ski spells sports structures stubborn suppor test theatre touched town trapped twelve vale versions wakes weapons wes
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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