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  1. RHB

    Michael Gove

    As time moves on from Michael's dishonourable discharge from the Tory front ranks, he is just now slithering out from under the political rock he has been sheltering under. A few newspaper interviews, some sort of non job to do with Brexit and David Davis's team and now a Sunday morning...

  2. David Nalbandian = a huge great big knob

    So the Argie takes a chunk out the leg of a line judge at Queens with a petulant, childish kick at an advertising hoarding, and then blames the ATP for not letting him off the hook and play on? What a huge great big knob! He'll be lucky he doesn't get banned from Wimbledon IMHO.

  3. What a knob.com

    A definite Darwin award winner... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13623938
  4. Jedi Shrimper

    Question Battle of the Cheeses

    It's British Cheese Week! A fact that will be roundly celebrated in the DS household tonight with the mother of all cheeseboards. Thought we ought to have a battle of the cheeses to celebrate - remember it's BRITISH cheeses only*. (Choices taken from British Cheese Board [yes really] website)...

  5. Travelodge activities

    quality story from b3ta.com: Thinking about it, a hundred-or-so people have seen my c*ck over the years. And some of them - a pitifully small percentage of those people – actually wanted to see my throbbing cervix scratcher; whereas the others sort of had it thrust upon them... On the...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • awkward chooses filling fingers jobs kiss knob mast pain porn properly shirt solo somewhere stepped wasn
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. number11

    If they could play for England so could I....

    I'm sure this has been done before, but following on from the best XI's in the ashes thread it could be thinking what utter dross I have had to witness whilst watching England over the past 20 years of my cricket watching. Off top of my head, here is a team to send shivers down my spine.... 1...
  7. C C Csiders

    Justin Urquhart-Stewart

    What a knob end! Discuss.
  8. pringlejon

    Any boiler people/clever people

    My house is cold. Electrician/Plumber/Corgi people are expensive. All thermostat's are pointing to 22 degrees. Yet house temperature was 16 degrees, so we look at the boiler and come to the conclusion that the radiator thermostat is too low to be able to heat the house. However, this knob has...
    • pringlejon
    • Thread
    • cos degrees didn didnt heating inadvertently knob radiator sticking
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. davewebbsbrain

    Gary McAllister

    What a knob...reckons other teams playing leads treat it as a cup final. Living in the past....Leeds were a big club once, now a L1 club like the rest of us. I hate Leeds scum, and his comments sum it all up!!
  10. Desert Shrimper

    Nigel Adkins - Scunthorpe could have won by six or seven....

    Sounds like a total knob jockey to me....
  11. Ricey

    Question What is the most annoying advert ever?

    I was quite happily sitting on my bed watching Soccer Aid then the adverts came on I normally stick my head down to my laptop when the adverts come on. But this time this Renault advert gets on my nerves the more and more I watch it. The Dubbing is shocking its like a japenese film but worse...
    • Ricey
    • Thread
    • adverts especially knob qui wish
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Shower

    How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • admire artificial bathroom bedroom condition flash gown hes knob loud oil pile surrounding washing
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. C C Csiders

    Embarassing Bodies

    Watched this on Channel 4 last night, and whilst the bulk of it was about dermatological issues (psoriasis, acne etc.) two elements of the programme were particularly disturbing. The people in question in these two parts of the programme are embarassed (as the programme says) about parts of...
  14. Yorkshire Blue

    The Olympics

    I went along this afternoon to see the Olympic Flame pass through our nation's fine capital. I for one, am excited about the prospect of the Olympics coming to Britain in 4 years time. For me there is something special about the Olympics going all the way back to its roots in Ancient Greece...
    • Yorkshire Blue
    • Thread
    • actors ancient bbc bearer boris burn buses capital coloured cos costume deed didn dressed ead ethnic flame following foo hollywood knob officers organisers political protected qui restored ridiculously rolling roots sacred seeks signals similar stil suppor tigers torch vanessa
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Ron Manager

    Stephen Ireland

    What a knob - Apparently that's for real as well - not a photoshop job!
  16. DTS

    Nudity in front of ones family.

    Was out with Ben from work last night and got battered at Monument so I feel rough as a dog. Mrs DtS had her Mum over last night. She is a lovely woman and we get on well - Despite the fact she is French and speaks like Officer Crabtree from Allo Allo. Anyway I got washed and dressed well early...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • awkward bedroom conversation dressed dts fro ish knob officer
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. M.k And Orm Are Back But Who Would You Miss

    As i said M.K SHRIMPER and ORM have returned to the zone,not that it seems many noticed they were missing,so the question is who would you miss posting if they stopped and why?. Mine is COCKLES because i find the ex fat knob very funny and he is one of the only posters on here that makes me...
    • Dept36
    • Thread
    • knob loud mis stopped
    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. DTS

    Thoughts from the East Stand.

    Right - Not going to talk about the game as there are a million threads on that however there are some other points I would like too touch on. Had a few drinks in the spread before the game as I have come to enjoy. Served by the ever friendly McNasty. Its fast becoming a Shrimperzone haven in...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • aas advised amber assume ban chuck compared didn didnt dose dosent dts gents knob knobs pain pulled spread tents tilly tools tunnel unacceptable
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. DTS

    Slightly late Crawley thoughts.

    Sorry for slight delay in posting this but didnt have a second at home this weekend. My delayed thoughts from Crawley as follows. Been to Crawley loads of times as they are my sort of local club other than Brighton who I cant stand and they are normally a really nice club but Saturday then were...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • amazed arsed dentist didn didnt existant failing foo hanks ish knob money scum suppor support tilly
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  20. Dodgiest Away ground.

    They just showed a documentary on our cable Television here in Sao Paulo called the Real Football Factories with Danny Dyer. I know the man is a bit of a knob and some of his sayings etc are quite cringable but none the less the it was quite an intesting programme and brought back some memories...
    • Bazza the dog
    • Thread
    • accent brough bullies cort cup fa cup following foo knob moody pubs qui sayings similar
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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