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  1. BoyWonder2

    Being set up with birds

    Right, I've got a problem. My best mate (see other thread) has been going out with his bird for a fair old while now and her best mate is single like myself. Now shes a nice girl, little bit big and a bit annoying, but shes harmless and I can easily spend a night out with the three of them...
  2. DTS

    Worst date ever?

    Come on then ladies and gentlemen. We have all had some pretty terrible dates - so give us your horror stories. Mine dates back to 2006 time. I was doing a mortgage for a SZ poster who I wont name for fear of dating the data protection act or something similar. We met up at London Bridge where...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Is this acceptable club behaviour? Didn't think so...

    With our exams and assignments over, me, my housemates and a select few other lads decided a proper session was in order... So we hopped on the train over to Brighton to escape Eastbourne. Top night all round, Beers over the football and on to a few bars whilst ITV made a hash of it before...
  4. sufc_girl

    East Anglian Boy

    I don't know if people have already heard this as it was on Kiss but I've only just heard it and thought it was a bit of a giggle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDuW3joTBq8
  5. GNH

    Dating & Marriage - The kids know best

    These Kids are smart!! (written by kids) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Question Is it acceptable to break up a new relationship?

    People of SZ, here's something to muller over on a Miserable Monday afternoon... Having broken up with my ex in October, I've been single for around 3 months and have enjoyed the freedom... However living in a house with 5 other lads, all of which birded up, it gets a bit irritating when I find...

  7. Official Match Thread Stockport County v Southend United

    I am going for a 2-1 win to the Mighty Shrimpers today, so that is probably the kiss of death.:unsure: Don't forget the Zone Chatroom this afternoon people for all the latest updates and a good laugh.
  8. duncan bulgaria

    New meaning to tree hugger

    Can anyone beat my pal who upon drinking 3 pints of lager proceeds to talk to anything that isn't human , he has been known to talk to plants that are in pubs and also coat stands . his favourite used to be bins when trying to get him home from clubs he would just stop and talk to them ...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Christmas Special with Backpacking Shrimper!

    The latest installment of the Interview with an exile thread, is Steve's Christmas Special from Australia - Happy Christmas everyone! Few piccies of the man himself...He loves posing for the camera, bless him :D 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since late October 2007! Nearly...
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. If Trafalgar was today..

    Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy!" Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "'England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation...
    • A Century United
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Question Should I email Arsene?!?!

    I am deliberating emailing my Gooner mate & Arsene himself regarding a one week lone of Robin Van Persie for the first week in 2009, of course, he wouldn't be cup tied etc - well not until he returns to Arsenal anyway! Throwing in the usual free lodgings, stick of rock, kiss me quick hat etc -...
  12. BLUEBLOOD

    For our troops

    This text comes from an email i just received, the email is a chain letter complete with photos championing the work carried out by our troops, and those of our allies, day in / day out in war zones across the globe If you like to receive the original, please PM me with your email addy and i...
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 2 - GlasgowSUFC

    This week, Ricardo from Glasgow takes time to answer some questions on being exiled from Southend. Above is him at the Mill. Stad, 2005. 1) How long have you been an exile? A) I haven’t actually lived in Essex for over 20 years now but only have classed myself as a true exile for the 8...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. ozzy-shrimper

    Question What Do You Do?

    When Southend score? Hug everyone around you or just the person next to you? Jump up and down untill the goal music finishes? Jump up and punch the air? Or just simply stand up and clap? I tend to grab fred and give him a big long kiss then turn to ricey and give him one as well!
  15. Rusty Shackleford

    Good Grief - that was so beautiful

    On 'America's Toughest Prisons' on Nat Geo channel just now, a guy in jail earned the right to kiss and hug his daughter for the first time in 11 years by getting a degree. What a soft arse I'm becoming, I think I shed a tear.
  16. Slipperduke

    West Sham

    Sometimes in life, when faced with inexplicable stupidity, there is a temptation to assume that perhaps it is you who is being stupid. When Steve McClaren decided to play long-ball to Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney in Russia last year, I briefly toyed with the theory that maybe, with his years of...
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    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  17. Dream Come True

    Right the question... Do dreams come true? I've had some notable dreams - an earth moving experience with Kat and Zoe from Eastenders quite a few years ago to playing in a world cup final that was held in a school dinner tray and everyone as pea like size and scoring the winning goal. So...
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    • cup kiss money qui tray
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. KrustyTheKray

    Did the bookies know something we didn't?

    Thought 20/1 to win the league was too good to be true. We should be 50's now! And here's me that's put money on us each-way for next season! Might as well kiss that money goodbye now! :(
  19. Southend_Lady

    Shrimps looking a bit tasty...

    Cant see this posted anywhere else.... We were featured in the TOTS TIPS today as "Diamond of the Day" in The Sun. "the play offs roar into action tonight with Southend playing Doncaster. And it just so happens that the Shrimpers are our pick of the League One cotenders to join the big fish...
  20. DTS

    Your worst stalker ever.....

    Watched some programme about some stalker who shot his ex-bird of three weeks in Harvey Nicks last night and it got me thniking about my own worst stalker. When I was 18 I worked for a company called Unijet who were tour operators who have seen been brought out by First Choice. Like most first...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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