-
Welcome to the ShrimperZone forums.
You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which only gives you limited access.
Existing Users:.
Please log-in using your existing username and password. If you have any problems, please see below.
New Users:
Join our free community now and gain access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and free. Click here to join.
Fans from other clubs
We welcome and appreciate supporters from other clubs who wish to engage in sensible discussion. Please feel free to join as above but understand that this is a moderated site and those who cannot play nicely will be quickly removed.
Assistance Required
For help with the registration process or accessing your account, please send a note using the Contact us link in the footer, please include your account name. We can then provide you with a new password and verification to get you on the site.
joker
-
Newest SZ member
Who is this joker then? Noticed he hasnt posted yet!- maldonblue
- Thread
- hasn joker posted
- Replies: 7
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
-
My dilema
SZ'rs I call upon you to help me make a decision. This time last week I was the only one in the office when the phone goes. "Can I speak to the director of the business" came the voice. Must get 20+ calls a day with the same tone-very lazy cant even be bothered to reasearch our director name...- DTS
- Thread
- accent brokers didn didnt disapointment ell joker knowing possesion privilege sarah shareholder tone twenty voice
- Replies: 11
- Forum: Homer's Bar
-
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...- MrB
- Thread
- airplane artificial axes bacon bang brough burn chess chuck cooked deaths didn disease divide ead ennis flash following foo fox hidden includes itself jackie joker lifting mode ranger ripper spelling stripper substance texas throws toys womb
- Replies: 15
- Forum: Homer's Bar
-
nows a chance to see what all the fuss is about
hi guys, sorry if u think iam using this message site to gain free advertising !!!!!!!!on friday july 28th at 9pm the infamous mr TERRY ALDERTON IS APPEARING AT THE CLIFFS PAVILLION ( joker club )so now is a chance for u to check out how funny this guy really is... more info on...- jokercomedyclub
- Thread
- admission alder appearing gain joker pavillion
- Replies: 10
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
-
sotw, casual shrimper and destination championship
all these posters shrimp on the wing casual shrimper and destination championship are all the same poster. his name is tim and a real sad joker. just thought i should let you all know if you didnt know by now.- Alex
- Thread
- didn didnt joker
- Replies: 13
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
-
Jack Nicholson films
the vast majority of the below are quality films and/or he is quality in! The Departed (2006) (filming) .... Costello Something's Gotta Give (2003) .... Harry Sanborn Anger Management (2003) .... Dr. Buddy Rydell About Schmidt (2002) .... Warren R. Schmidt The Pledge (2001) ...- Napster
- Thread
- buddy burn cos dre earl fortune francis hanson horrors joker louis moon postman rider terror vale wes wild
- Replies: 6
- Forum: Homer's Bar
-
Midweeks 3
I was at a clients office yesterday so couldnt sit on the net all day ala most days, but here they are... Singles 01 (NE) Elvis Presley - Rock-A-Hula Baby 02 (NE) Stereophonics - Dakota 03 (01) Nelly ft. Tim McGraw - Over & Over 04 (02) Jennifer Lopez - Get Right 05 (NE) Cabin Crew -...- Davros
- Thread
- bjork cities entries joker loud mis models presley rack rock
- Replies: 15
- Forum: Homer's Bar
-
Releases over next few weeks
February 14th Aberfeldy - Love Is An Arrow Angel City - Sunrise (Data) Atomic Kitten - Cradle Biffy Clyro - Only One Word Comes To Mind Death From Above 1979 - Blood On Our Hands DJ George J ft. Sevynn - Never Gonna Let You Go (Champion) Ed Harcourt - Loneliness Elvis Presley - Surrender...- Davros
- Thread
- bolt california cherry coloured dogg engineers flame frames heartbeat heaven joker jorge knife marking maso mason mercury models norton presley rock rubbish seeds ski skint tin tone triumph uns viva walls
- Replies: 44
- Forum: Homer's Bar
-
Eriksson
Is it me or is this bloke a complete joker who hasn't got a clue about the game. Why the f**k does he bring Johnson on with 30 minutes to go and play the geezer right wing when he is a centre foward?. These friendlies are supposed to be about trying out new players, then why did he keep...- Barry the dog
- Thread
- foward hasn joker
- Replies: 1
- Forum: Homer's Bar
-
comedy show tonite discount for shriper zoners
morning kids, if your stuck for something to do this evening tonite the joker comedy club is putting on a tsunami charity show at the cliffs pavillion check www.jokerclub.co.uk tickets only £5 . come on you mighty bluesssssssssssssssss !- jokercomedyclub
- Thread
- icke ickets joker pavillion tsunami
- Replies: 2
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
-
Famous Shrimpers
At the weekend in my local I had the dubious pleasure of some joker (a 62-year-old Watford fan) trying to convince me that the Jimmy Greaves played first-team football for Southend United at the end of his career. He was convinced that he was right. Of course, we all know it's utter...- Javea Shrimper
- Thread
- convince foo football ford hall joi joker jury roots roots hall shrimpers southend southend united vince
- Replies: 17
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
-
Mark Bentley
After last nights shocking display and seeming total lack of effort and commitment, I can only conclude that Mark Bentley is a West Ham fan. I thought he was absolutely appalling last night when the rest of the team fought doggedly, he just didn't seem to give a sh*t and obviously wanted...- Guest
- Thread
- appalling bentley didn joker ley res wes
- Replies: 15
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat