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  1. The Eternal Optimist

    Andre Marriner - What a joker!

    Just seen this inconsistent joker give a yellow for a much more reckless challenge in the EFL Cup Final. Will Atkinson's red card tackle was in my opinion not as bad. Premier League? You're having a laugh!
  2. manor15

    Shaun Goater interview on his time at Southend

    Fascinating interview with Shaun Goater on Bwin about his time here amongst other things...
  3. Yer Blues

    Southends highest ever earner

    There is a joker on the facebook page saying Cox is on 8k a week. I dont think we have ever paid that much in the 30 years I have been watching. Any suggestions on who our highest paid player was? Marsh?
  4. Comedy Club at Park View Suite

    Well worth a fiver --- Gary Jackets' latest fun night with 2 top comics. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Joker-comedy-club/207061619379638
  5. Comedy Club tonight

    "Joker comedy club Tonight at 8pm at Park View Suite Chalkwell park, Leigh on sea …..award winning Marcel Lucont in an extended SHOW …tickets available on the door from 7pm. Quite possibly one of the best acts perfuming in the UK today." I have attended previous Gary Jackets events and always...
  6. C C Csiders

    Stuart Hall

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21365111 Will fight the charges against him. I hope he isn't considering playing his Joker on that, otherwise if found guilty they'll double the tariff.
  7. fbm

    Smith

    For God's sake this is getting ridiculous. The stuff I heard in the East Blacks today was priceless... No-one said anything after his fantastic quick distribution in the first half with a great kick to Tomlin who took on the defender and had a great shot. However, after their 1st goal, which...
  8. southend4ever

    Soccer AM

    I am irritated by this Max joker on Soccer AM. Tim Lovejoy was quality at what he did and Jeff Stelling is a legend with an infinite amount of knowledge of all teams across the English leagues. But, would they work well together on Soccer AM? Helen Chamberlain is not in the equation. She will...
  9. wiggy

    Your fault Martin, not Brushes!

    Ron Martin singlehandedly ruins a team well capable of staying in this league and then dismisses a bloke whom with Tilly has done us proud over the last few years. How has he got the cheek to use the freshening up cobblers when the main man is still here. Scared stiff to out Tilly so goes for a...
  10. Top 3 Performances of the last decade

    What top 3 actor/actress performances have left you thinking it was brilliant... mine; 1) Heath Ledger - The Joker - The Dark Knight 2) Denzil Washington - Alonzo - Training Day 3) Javier Bardem - Anton Chigurh - No Contry For Old Men
  11. Terry Alderton tonite

    Morning ladies and gents check this out tonite............... The Joker Comedy Club and CKP present TERRY ALDERTON FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY AT THE PALACE THEATRE SOUTHEND – 14TH NOVEMBER Local boy Terry Alderton performs his one hour show (plus support) at The Palace Theatre Southend on 14th...
  12. The Dark Knight Returns

    Despite the fact that it is two years away, i'm really looking forward to the sequel to The Dark Knight, which is rumoured to be called "The Dark Knight Returns" So far the idea is Batman will come up against The Riddler who is rumoured to be played by Johnny Depp. But other rumours are certain...
  13. Best Joker? Jack Nicholson/ Heath Ledger

    Now i'm watching Batman (1989 Michael Keaton version) I like Jack Nicholson as Joker, but i'm not convinced his Joker was better than Heath Ledger. I've always liked JN's role and i think he really did play the character spot on, but Heath Ledger was ****ing unbelieveable!! So once again, i...
  14. CarrowRoad_Hero

    Barack Obama

    What do people think of Barack Obama now? Before and after he got elected I told everyone he would be the worst thing ever to happen to America and it seems as though I am right. His Health Care reform is going to bankrupt the US (please all remember just how much Britain and the world needs a...
  15. OldBlueLady

    There's a joker about on 606!

    SOUTHEND EARTHQUAKE APPEAL League One Colchester United by qbmonarchsfc (U13916250) 20 July 2009 A major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit Southend in the early hours of this morning. It's epicentre was in the Roots Hall area of the town. Victims were seen wandering around...
  16. Best Movie Villain

    We all got our favourites, so who do you love to hate? Who is your favourite movie villain? My top 3 are; 1, Biff tannen - Back to the future 2, Joker - The Dark Knight 3, Verbal Kint - The Usual Suspects
  17. Forever A Shrimper

    Southend United Terrace Jokes

    Everybody has there local joker around where they sit, or perhaps its the quiet guy that comes out with a cracker once in a while. Maybe even the idiot who tries his hardest too often and once in a while hits the money. Whoever the individual, some bloody hilarious things are said in football...
  18. Dead Rats in Ricketts bag

    A mystery joker at League One side Walsall has been leaving dead rats in their team-mates' washbags - including that of former England striker Michael Ricketts. (Daily Mirror) The rat is still probably fitter than Ricketts
  19. Yorkshire Blue

    10 reasons why Tilson should stay regardless of what happens this season

    1. Colin Murphy (1992-93) - crap manager, boring defensive long ball tactics never worked. 2. Barry Fry (1993) - as he wasn't Southend he betrayed us at the first opportunity, unsettling all the remaining players for the rest of that season and the following season. 3. Peter Taylor (1993-95) -...
  20. GrimmRobes

    One to Start the Weekend (week 9)

    As Dave's on holiday I've been made caretaker manager of his "One to Start the Weekend" slot. First thing I thought when browsing YouTube for some classic tunage was "how on earth does he pick just one song each week?", so as the cat's away I'm going to spoil you with "Three to Start the...
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