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  1. Davros

    André Vs Jordan

    in a trashy female mag type poll... what camp would you go in... Im with Andre, clearly cares more about the kids than Jordan does, i mean the fact that she jetted off and left him with not only the two kids they have together, but her son from another relationship with him speaks volumes.

  2. New Leagues drawn

    FC - Up to Level VI. In with 1 II, 1 III, 2 IV and 1 V. Team rankings are #108 in England #130 in England #265 in England #560 in England #507 in England I'm ranked 411. so should be OK. OD - Up to Level III, league as expected. Should do OK. BT20 - Up to Level V. Only 2 other Eng teams...
  3. Slipperduke

    United Blow Their Chance

    Barcelona 2-0 Manchester United Eto'o 10 Messi 70 He may have mellowed with age, enough at least to allow the dignitaries to slip a runners-up medal over his head while still smiling warmly, but Sir Alex Ferguson must be furious with the way that this Champions League final was allowed to...

  4. ive been made redundant!

    and i couldnt be happier!!! i think i shocked my manager becuase when he told me a smiled and thanked him!! this is the kick up the bum i needed!! i am now off jetting round the world very soon!! god bless the credit crunch and redundancy packages!!
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    I Am Home!!

    :'( Ok its not all doom and gloom. I guess there are some pros to coming home after spending the last 16 months pretty much dossing around Australisia. Thee is seeing the family again, the lads, football, a fridge and freezer always of food errrr thats it really. Think the cons out weigh it -...
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Help or advice needed please??

    About 4 months ago we had to call out Dyno Rod due to our outside drains becoming blocked. They came out, unblocked the drain after about 2 hours of jetting it through and charged us £150. All straight forward and acceptable. This morning a chap knocks on my door asking if he can get access to...
  7. fatshrimp

    Jet Pack Man

    He's crossed the channel. Nice day for it, too. Looks a lot like Buzz Lightyear doesn't he? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7637327.stm
  8. OldBlueLady

    Anyone flying with Qantas any day soon?

    Two major incidents in almost as many days http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080728/twl-jet-crisis-as-door-opens-mid-air-3fd0ae9.html Raymond (Rainman) wouldn't be too happy to hear this. Just realised I've spelt Qantas completely wrong! Apologies.
  9. BaileytheQuitter

    Art?

    Lot And His Daughters by Lucas Van Leyden. Loved by dramatic artist Antonin Artaud- known for his organised chaos theory. Artuad was said to be facinated with this picture and regularly went to view it. Just to give you an idea (if you don't know much about the man) of what the guy was...

  10. What to watch this weekend

    Saturday BEST SCI-FI: Doctor Who, BBC1, 6.45pm The Doctor (David Tennant) meets the most important woman in his life - his daughter Jenny - and gets caught up in an endless war. Martha, meanwhile, gets kidnapped on the planet Messaline. BEST DOCUMENTARY: Secrets Of The Forbidden City, BBC2...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Lester Bangs

    Ringtone help needed

    Please help me, when it comes to computers I know about playing Jet Set Willy on my Spectrum 48 and thats about. What I want to do is make the music from this:- http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vWwjd_AbkDE&NR=1 My new ring tone I have a Nokia N95 and I was wondering if:- 1) It was possible 2)...
  12. Vange Shrimper

    80's Cartoons - Suggestions

    At the moment at school, i'm showing my Year 7's and 8's clips of 80's cartoons at the beginning just as a bit of fun. Last week it was Dangermouse and this week it's going to be Jimbo and the Jet Set. They love it. Spoke to Durera about doing this, it quizzed him a bit into why I was doing it...

  13. How to get Petrol Prices down

    This was just e-mailed to me.......sound plausible i guess if you read it See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it We are hitting 106.9 p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1.10 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes MUCH MORE...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Top Gear

    holy momma how quick was that Caparo T1! also that jet-rollerskating bloke was insane!
    • Pubey
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. The Big Apple

    The wife has always wanted to go to New York so as a surprise I am arranging a trip for her 30th birthday next year. Anyone have any tips about where to stay/visit etc and what to avoid if anything. Also I am considering flying with Max Jet. Anyone flown with these?
  16. maldon_blue

    V Festival

    How many zoners were there then? Brilliant weekend I must say! Babyshambles, The Coral, Ocean Colour Scene, Editors, Jet, Kasabian, Fratellis, The Cribs, James, Killers. Fantastic. Highlight of the weekend - Foo Fighters - can only be described as Awesome!
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    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Please Lets Have Now More Of This Phoney Wars

    get these east london aholes of this forum noone is interested in them unless of course you are about 16 and post on here, and have never experienced what a real local derby is all about, i m sure some of you know what that means, as stated before their local rivals are west ham and ours are...

  18. Die Hard 4.0

    Mate of mine popped over last night and brought with him a pirate copy of the latest Die Hard. I was a bit skeptical about this, as I am with the new installments of Rambo and Indiana Jones becaue, lets face it, these lads aren't getting younger and Stallone is damn near decrepid in Rocky. Have...
  19. Bielzibubz

    An open letter to Procter & Gamble

    This was posted on a site i visit quite regularly. Absolutely fekin hillarious and 100% genuine. AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. SZ BT Cup Preview - Part 2.

    GROUP D Sledge_Whites (managed by Sledge_1980) Current Form - Top of VI.120 with a 100% record, lst in the 1st round of the Cup though. One to watch - Oz Van dyk. West Indian spinner who has taken 18 wickets at the incredible average of 5.06, which included career best figures of 7-38...
    • BILLERICAY BLUE
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
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