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  1. Southampton Shrimper

    Ref watch

    The referee for Sunday's game is none other than Nigel Miller, who impressed Dennis Wise so much when he took charge of our game against Leeds at Roots Hall in March. His performance prompted Wise to say "I've had problems with him before. I told him I don't want him as a referee again. I hope...
  2. SUFC_Al

    The FA Cup Final will.....

    ...be at Wembley after Brent Council issued a safety certificate following the two "warm up" events The Football Association has confirmed the new £800m Wembley Stadium will host this year's FA Cup final on 19 May. Brent Council have given the stadium a general safety certificate after two...
  3. Benfleet A1

    Best stories from the Armed Forces

    Im sure that just about everyone on here knows or has known someone in the armed forces. Some of the stories I have heard have been been the most side splittingly funnest things I have ever heard. A mate of mine who I will write a book about one day tells some brillient ones. Heres my favorite...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • degree didn heres issued jungle patrol rounds signals steel uns
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. West Ham - it gets better

    :D Courtesy of Ipswich message board - I'm getting to like them! A few things that amused me today lol West Ham Hokey Cokey You put your argies in, Your argies out, The Egghead comes in and he kicks the gaffer out, Ya selling Reo-coker and ya going down, That's why we love to...

  5. When the Saints really do go marching in...

    AFTER Saturday’s result the local rag down this way had the headline ‘Roots Hall Of Shame’, which made me chuckle. However, things got a whole lot funnier when I read today’s edition. Is losing to Southend really that bad? Man storms studio and turns air blue THE airwaves turned blue when a...
    • jumbo shrimp
    • Thread
    • alcohol audi boarded briefly caused criminal damaged following foo ford fur hall issued presenters rag ran scheduled storms thrown
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Shrimperstrust

    The Team We Call United

    The Shrimpers Trust in conjunction with Alan & Peter Bushell are pleased to announce that the long lost film, The Team We Call United, made in the late 60's by members of the Southend United Football Supporters Club is now available on DVD. The Team We Call United goes behind the scenes at...
  7. Shrimperstrust

    The Team We Call United

    The Shrimpers Trust in conjunction with Alan & Peter Bushell are pleased to announce that the long lost film, The Team We Call United, made in the late 60's by members of the Southend United Football Supporters Club is now available on DVD. The Team We Call United goes behind the scenes at...
  8. Shrimperstrust

    The Team We Call United

    The Shrimpers Trust in conjunction with Alan & Peter Bushell are pleased to announce that the long lost film, The Team We Call United, made in the late 60's by members of the Southend United Football Supporters Club is now available on DVD. The Team We Call United goes behind the scenes at...

  9. a modern day pantomime

    there once was a land, faraway, where everything was lovely and nice, and blue and white, the ruler of this land was a small man, with experience in going backwards(an olympic sport), but to carry out his work he employed a man who wanted to be king, but due to his financial responsibilities...

  10. Season Ticket Sales Next Year

    Southend for once got their marketing right this May and issued Season Ticket application forms on the day of the glorious Bristol City match. The result was an unprecedented 6500 season ticket sales, way above the average home attendance of only a couple of seasons ago. The interesting...

  11. Proof bennet and co

    What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty? The ref certainly didn’t see anything and the lino hasn’t told us what he saw. The debate is did maher raise his arms and push dongle? Unfortunately the video isn’t conclusive, he may have had his arms slightly raised and squared up to him with...
  12. DTS

    Which Essex Town

    the most CCJ's ( County Court Judgement's - issued for continued non payment of debts) per 1000 people in the whole of the UK beating Liverpool into 2nd spot in 2006. Answer at 5pm today. Cheers DtS
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • continued dts issued liverpool
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Xàbia Shrimper

    Footballers Jailed

    Three professional footballers who admitted taking part in a drink-fuelled brawl at a nightclub last October have been jailed. Wales international David Partridge, 27, and Bristol City team mates, Scott Brown, 21, Bradley Orr, 23, and Steve Brooker, 25 were charged with affray. On Friday at...

  14. New Driving Laws being enforced in England

    Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England a new scheme has been devised in order to identify poor drivers. From the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are seen:- -overtaking in dangerous places; -hovering within one inch of the car in front; -stopping sharply; -speeding in...
    • ph437
    • Thread
    • greater inch indication issued multi pedestrians properly pulling speeding
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Benfleet Blue

    Jamal Campbell Ryce

    It's gone so quiet on the JCR front and I personally feel sorry that firstly JCR has been left out in the cold, and secondly, that he would be a very valuable asset to us, especially as we, I feel, could really do with him during the final games. The board have made no statements whatsoever...

  16. Credit Card Scam - Very Important

    People, i got a warning on another site regarding a credit card scam which i think everyone should be aware of, i will also be looking into it on my return to work. From another site..... One of our employees was called on Wednesday from "VISA", and I was called on Thursday from...
    • navy shrimper
    • Thread
    • conversation didn ell filed hanks ish issued pattern remarkable suspicious town visa
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. * ORM *

    HAM Error

    Anyone updated to the new release issued 4th January and received a Socket Error #11001 error ? I've e-mailed the creator. Hopefully it's a minor problem. Fortunately I'd already checked for training updates. Not that I had any !

  18. Players - worn signed shirts TOMMORROW

    Bit of an essay here, but need to make everyone aware: Back in November the players were issued with new shirts, we at present have the old shirts back in the shop and we will be holding the Live Auction in the shop all day tommorrow. (Friday 16th Decemeber) The shirts will be auctioned off in...

  19. A little advise for Fat Maher

    According to all the posts on here, a lad called Nick (aka Fat Maher) has been arrested and charged with racist abuse. What he needs to do is make a counter claim for threatening behaviour aimed at him and name Ricketts as the guilty partner. Trust me on this, when a counter charge is issued the...
  20. lee_sufc

    Is it just me  that finds this stupid?

    Leeds United have issued a statement of apology after fans failed to respect the minute's silence for George Best prior to their clash with Millwall. A minute's silence was held at every football ground at the weekend in memory of Manchester United legend Best who passed away on Friday...
    • lee_sufc
    • Thread
    • didn foo football issued minority sports
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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