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  1. KrustyTheKray

    NYC's new way to beat obesity

    This is just plain ludicrous!!! What they gonna do, stick a baby on a tread mill and have them pumping iron By the sounds of it, they want to get them into a regular exercise pattern from an early age Whatever next?? It could only happen in the USA!!!
  2. The Artful Shrimper

    Super group....

    Had a fairly in depth chat with a mate over a few large jars. Basically the idea being you are a bands manager and you have to create your own group from anyone. (alive or dead~ though obviously they'd be alive in this fanatsy ) I've come up with my group as being;- Steve Marriot...

  3. Our Bottle

    I live in Leigh but work in Chelmsford so not surprisingly no one really shares my passion for the blues at work. Over the past couple of weeks I have been getting a lot of stick about us ‘bottling it’ at the last minute with home defeats from the Gills and Donny. My boss was convinced we...
    • Shrimper till i die
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    • bin champions foo icke ickets inbox iron joi knowing lifestyle money noisy retrieving sentence shoes significant socks somewhere sonny suppor supports voice
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Scunthorpe View

    Iron-Online Mind-games abandoned, and Mr Laws says: "Southend are there for a reason. They are a good side - they showed that against Col******r last week and also against us, I wish them luck." Fair enough.
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • abandoned iron wish
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
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    • 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted barrett beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury metal michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Murkey_Mouse

    Tilson on failed Byfield move but he got another

    Taken from official SUFC website ... (BLUES boss Steve Tilson has confirmed this afternoon that Southend have been thwarted in their attempt to sign Gillingham forward Darren Byfield. Southend have been knocked back on a number of occasions for the former Sunderland forward as they look to...
    • Murkey_Mouse
    • Thread
    • blues bolster iron ive kee occasions prepared southend southendunited steve tilson sufc
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Monday Joke

    A couple go for  a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter  brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife  is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly  sees two beady little eyes looking around before...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
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    • briefly cas iron res rises
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Bob Cratchitt

    Chat room experience.

    After getting approx 33 people in the chat room tonite, I would like to hear back from people about their experience. I know that there was a problem with the smilies which i am looking into. Also noticed someone mention they did not like the background at the end of the day you cannot...

  9. Scunthorpe's Comments

    After we didn't land Goater, there were some comments on their board about us having no talent and Eastwood being overrated. How did we do against them last year? Iron-Bru.net
    • AmericanShrimper
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    • didn eastwood foo goa iron
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. "Shrimpers well worth catching"

    Southend are over priced at [Victor] Chandler's stand-out quote of 13/10 to beat League Two rivals at Roots Hall tonight writes Dan Childs The Shrimpers have lost just two of their last 15 matches and are full of confidence after earning a point at Swansea last weekend. Meanwhile...
    • W4 Shrimper
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    • essex fro hall iron league league two mark gower rack roots roots hall shrimpers southend test
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. Danny Gay

    Update of the object of West Country (formerly Vange) Shrimper's affection / desire : "Braintree Town’s excellent run continued with a 3-0 win at Cheshunt but, although the scoreline looks emphatic, things could have been different had Steve Obeng’s effort gone in at 0-0 instead of hitting the...
    • Javea Shrimper
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    • continued cup ead emphatic essex exploits fa cup iron league premier wes
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  12. Chelsea v Sc**thorpe

    By the Iron at the Bridge today and a fantastic turn out of support from up north. It was a gift from the Mrs and I to Grim Jnr, he has never seen a Premier$hite team in action and has always looked out for Chelsea's results, so after his dedication, patience and support following the...

  13. Yet another genre preference

    Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Queensryche, Metallica, Def Leppard etc, etc..... Yep, sad to say but i dug it at the time. From about age 15-20 i loved this stuff, never had the ripped denim or the patches though. Anyone else love this smelly and highly unfashionable with girls music?

  14. Why its legendary to be a

    Why its legendary to be a man!!!!! 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even...
    • sufc_stu
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    • alarms arriving burn cashpoint daw didn diy especially fields foo gbp iron knife knowing ley lifting noisy ooh pain paint peeling physical pile pork properly punching res rubbish sharpe struggles superb test tools visual winking
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Napster

    Laws back

    14/4/04 Laws back in Iron hotseat Brian Laws has been reinstated as Sc**thorpe manager after major shareholder Steve Wharton regained control at Glanford Park. Laws parted company with Sc**thorpe by mutual consent last month, but has agreed to a dramatic return with just four games of the...
  16. Napster

    Toughest quiz of the year

    average score is 2 (I think I've got 4). From the Guardian: "Scire ubi aliquid invenire possis, ea demum maxima pars eruditionis est" 1. In 1903: 1 who founded the WSPU? 2 what speed limit was imposed on motor cars? 3 who was the Sublime Paralytic, who died of cholera? 4 whose weekly...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • absorbed ands angela anto apples army avenue blues bra brandy burn capital cathedral chimney coker combined conundrum discovery executed following foo fur gas giovanni goa grass holly inheritance introduced invention iron ish journal levi loud louis mars norton pain pars partly passenger plaque ramble san satanic shuffle smithy substitute town tracy travels watchman wish
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Napster

    Best Xmas sing ever?

    Memories- here's all the fantastic lyrics in their entirety! "What are we gonna get for 'er indoors?" Christmas 1983 (Bow bells) Terry: Oh, listen to that, Arthur. That's your actual Bow Bells. (In the Bleak mid-winter) Arthur: Yeah. Listen to that. It's a...
    • Napster
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    • army cos foo hong innit iron kong lonely mis mister money moon music ops perfume rate rent singing wish wouldn
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. world cup

    why was I blocked, heres another for you pikeys get on ur knees and grovel Rugby World Cup 2003 - IRB Rugby World Cup 2003 Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the 'Haka' before their games, other nations were...
    • windybottom
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    • amend burn compensation contracts cup displays grass heres hollywood iron ish japanese lucrative lyle rate singing smashing sneak
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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