• Welcome to the ShrimperZone forums.
    You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which only gives you limited access.

    Existing Users:.
    Please log-in using your existing username and password. If you have any problems, please see below.

    New Users:
    Join our free community now and gain access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and free. Click here to join.

    Fans from other clubs
    We welcome and appreciate supporters from other clubs who wish to engage in sensible discussion. Please feel free to join as above but understand that this is a moderated site and those who cannot play nicely will be quickly removed.

    Assistance Required
    For help with the registration process or accessing your account, please send a note using the Contact us link in the footer, please include your account name. We can then provide you with a new password and verification to get you on the site.

industry

  1. Advice For People With Hair Problems

    well it seems that the best cure for split ends is to buy a special shampoo However, if you have long hair and split ends and smoke spliffs then the situation jsut gets worse and worse, as we all know. Drugs can be detected in your work place if a sample of hair was taken, so split ends means...
    • TMWLT
    • Thread
    • ban cure detected expanding industry qui
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. DTS

    Worst School Trip ever.

    Mrs DtS neice is off on a school trip today. This got me thinking back to my school days (Yes I did go to school) and about some of the crap school trips we went on. I think possibly the worst one I ever went on was when I did A-Level Geography - a field trip to Whitby. The trip itself was a...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • accent cos criminal crisps dts easier fours growth industry iron ish itself money pupils recommended rugger script teachers towels wish
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. londonblue

    The London Underground Song

    I don't know if you have all heard this before, it's been doing the rounds for years, but if you haven't give this a listen:- London Underground Song I should warn you that it's pretty rude, so if you're easily offended, or under age, then don't listen. With apologies to those in the industry...

  4. Radiohead - screw the record industry!!!

    ooooh yesss!!!!!!!! IN RAINBOW, self-released and going to be flipping awesome http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/46015-new-radiohead-album-aaaaaaahhh
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • industry radiohead
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Mr Gilbo

    My brother and the blue belles (again)

    Just received an email from my brother on the subject of the blue belles which really seems to get on his nerves. It made me chuckle so I thought I'd share it with you. Please do not shoot the messenger!!!!! Dear people of shrimperzone, Have you ever noticed that we seem to be drowned in...
  6. Matt the Shrimp

    SZ.com - Managerial Changes

    Folks, A little bit of ShrimperZone.com business for you... ShrimperZone.com is sad to announce that after more than 2 years of sterling service to the website, Leeboy has stated his intention to step down from the board of ShrimperZone.com Ltd at our next board meeting. ShrimperZone.com would...
  7. GrimmRobes

    One to Start the Weekend (week 9)

    As Dave's on holiday I've been made caretaker manager of his "One to Start the Weekend" slot. First thing I thought when browsing YouTube for some classic tunage was "how on earth does he pick just one song each week?", so as the cat's away I'm going to spoil you with "Three to Start the...
    • GrimmRobes
    • Thread
    • aztec bulk captured caretaker clifford detroit filling following hanks heaven industry ish ist ive joker jungle largely limb lose music nobody posted pulled qui rack releases remarkable resume roi spine tone urban wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Random Question: WORK: RE: Recruitment

    Hi All, Im just wondering if SZ has any Recruitment Consultants on it, Any industry, im hoping you maybe able to help me out with something. PM or Email jack@futurecareerservices.co.uk Anyone? Sorry for the spam
    • Jaydeaa
    • Thread
    • consultants industry recruitment
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Murkey_Mouse

    Leeds delay the "who dunnit" game

    I hope they take too long to find out who told Peter Taylor about Leeds team sheet etc - this blame games created by D. Wise can destory the team spirts. Dennis Wise :guns: Leeds Players
  10. The General

    Poker in the pub ... soon to become a reality!

    01 FEB The rules have been written, pub poker will take place next September The UK Department for Culture, Media and Sport has released new proposals to control gaming in alcohol-licensed premises (pubs), so gaming licenses from local authorities will no longer be needed when the Gaming Act...
    • The General
    • Thread
    • alcohol amounts bra consultation culture gaming industry legion minister money political premises proposals proposed protected published pubs vulnerable welfare
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Xàbia Shrimper

    Southend United - How far have we come? Part 3

    "There will be no stadium at Fossetts Farm and the future of the football club remains at Roots Hall." A year after being ousted from position of chairman at Southend United, John Main returned to warn fans that a new stadium was merely a pipe-dream. His words, posted on a Southend United...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • architects attract bankruptcy barren briefly brough budgets buyer claimed claiming collapse complex daw deed didn especially essex expired faced foo ford fur griffin hall homeless identified industry keynes league length milton misleading money owning posted prepared proposed publicly pulling qui roots shared suppor support temporary threaten town unfounded warn
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. GLOBAL WARMING

    Do you believe in this theory..? Is it just an excuse to tax the sh!te out of people.. Is the 'Green' industry an unstoppable machine now.. Do you live 100 feet above sea level, not give a sh!t and are looking forward to being beachfront in 50 years.?

  13. Myspace music

    A simple question - do you think the "Myspace revolution" is changing the music industry for the better? I'm just curious to see how many poeple here frequent the site and use it to find new music. Personally, I think it's a great thing - for a start it means that anybody...
    • hexagon_sun
    • Thread
    • artists bjork bound cos easier grass illegally industry innovative ive muscle music radiohead roots suppor support
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. your most despised country

    Where is it then. That one nation on earth that you would press the button for? For me its Belguim, the most pointless place on the planet. It is a bland, featureless and flat piece of land between France and Germany that has nothing to offer the rest of mankind. No brands, no industry, nothing...

  15. Col Ewe vs Southend - Match Report

    Match report from yesterday’s game. Collis – seemed very confident and was communicating well with the back four but had no chance with the goal which went in off the post from Guy’s excellent strike.  Collis’ handling was good throughout as was his distribution. Collis pulled off a fantastic...
    • mcshrimper
    • Thread
    • admission beef brough ched cos customary easier effectiveness foo fuelled gain inclusion industry ive jury mis mistakes naturally occasions pace pain patience physically producing prolific pulled pulling rate rica similar suppor support test tilly trademark warrant
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. The Artful Shrimper

    Allofmp3

    users of this site, myself included, have been warned that they are illegally downloading from this site. The legal vultures have been quick to wag fingers and tell us they could pursue customers, children and old grannies  for downloading Max Bygraves etc. This is not true. the BPI state;-...
    • The Artful Shrimper
    • Thread
    • ell fingers gran illegally indication industry itself legality loading mails publicly
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Its Only A Game

    Is this Shrimperzone?

    How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the...
    • Its Only A Game
    • Thread
    • bra didn faul flame industry lurker posted signatures similar spelling
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. The Brit awards 2006

    For me, the Kaiser Cheifs, Coldplay and KT Tunstall are about as bland and uninspiring as modern music gets. The music industry will have us believe that each year, the Brit awards represents a hotbed of homegrown talent ~ the best British music from the previous 12 months ~ but to me last...
    • hexagon_sun
    • Thread
    • artists blur brits degree easier electronic industry innovative ish ive makers music radiohead rate refuse uns
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. * ORM *

    Greetings from Hong Kong

    As usual HK is buzzing despite the WTO protests which is big news over here and causing a strange daytime atmosphere. People aren't used to tight security in buildings. HK absolutely rocks at night and it is the friendliest place on this earth. Other than China there's no better place on...
    • * ORM *
    • Thread
    • atmosphere buildings didn gest grab industry lover rugby sevens shirt
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. first petrol.. now booze!

    No sooner has Britain been plunged into fuel crisis than reports are growing that the newspapers are poised to completely manufacture another catastrophe for the British public, this time centred around booze. Already some parts of the country have experienced record queues at bars and pubs as...
    • CANV
    • Thread
    • behaviour booze caused centred consumption didn faster following guinness industry ish parts poised pubs scientists scum supply whiskey
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
Back
Top