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  1. CC51DAS

    Colchester to ground share Roots Hall ? Fiction or Friction ?

    Incredible story - do we want these inbred's contaminating our place ? Colchester to play at Ipswich or Southend Colchester United will need to play most of their home matches at either Ipswich Town's Portman Road or Southend United's Roots Hall grounds for most of this season. The...

  2. And then there was one....

    With the departure of Gary Hooper, only Peter Clarke remains from the starting XI who beat Manchester United just 21 months ago (although Simon Francis came on as sub that night). That's an incredible turnover of players, particularly considering Tilly's lack of contacts in the game.

  3. RANT CORNER: Paying out pounds for things that arent your fault!

    Bought a near new KA back in January. First car, 16k on the clock, nice new and shiney. I've not yet had an accident whilst in the car, or caused an accident in any way..... Parked my car in a public car park...come back to it and someone hit it and left a huge dent...havent even bothered to...
  4. Winkle

    Itchy bum?

    Just driving back from Asda, after purchasing a french stick, I had a incredible itchy bum. There was no warning whatsoever, just an overiding feeling to yank my shorts down and scratch for england but I could not pullover just anywhere as I was in traffic. The severity of the itch nearly forced...
  5. Slipperduke

    Ronaldinho

    It still remember it vividly. I was at a friend's house on a Saturday night in 2005 and we were having a glass of wine before hitting the town. Being of Spanish descent, she had the Real Madrid - Barcelona game on the television. We had no plans to watch the whole match, we were supposed to...
  6. Harold Bishop Killer

    Clocks of Heaven (Very Bad)

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will...
  7. Slipperduke

    Glasgow Rangers reach the final of the UEFA Cup

    Glasgow Rangers reached the final of the UEFA Cup by defending doggedly against superior opposition and then snatching chances on the break, but last night at The City of Manchester Stadium, those tactics finally blew up in Walter Smith's face. For 72 minutes, Zenit St Petersburg bounced off the...

  8. What to watch this weekend

    Saturday BEST SCI-FI: Doctor Who, BBC1, 6.45pm The Doctor (David Tennant) meets the most important woman in his life - his daughter Jenny - and gets caught up in an endless war. Martha, meanwhile, gets kidnapped on the planet Messaline. BEST DOCUMENTARY: Secrets Of The Forbidden City, BBC2...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Ref watch ..... Luton

    On Saturday Rob Lewis, from Shrewsbury, makes his first visit to Roots Hall as a referee. Last season was his first full year on the League list and he was awarded a number of Championship matches including our 3-0 defeat at Derby. For some reason, presumably injury as per our previous ref, he...
    • Mick
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    • ant essex hall hasn incredible jury league mendes roots
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Cliff Pavilion

    Cheltenham Thoughts

    Although it was encouraging to see Alan Wright play for them, thereby making our centre-backs and goalkeeper look enormous, it couldn't hide the fact that our defensive frailties again cost us two points tonight. Cheltenham were inept going forward and the only time we ever looked in trouble was...
    • Cliff Pavilion
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    • booing cos didn exactly grass incredible loud mistakes pacey qui slowest subbed tinge wish wouldn
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Glamorous Assignment

    Liverpool’s senior side may not be performing as well as we all suspect they could, but Reds supporters can rest easy in the knowledge that the next generation are doing just fine. Liverpool’s reserve side dished out an emphatic 2-0 beating to Manchester United’s second string on Wednesday...
  12. Slipperduke

    Gallas Is A Girl

    Arsenal’s season has been thrown into jeopardy by the loss of Eduardo to a horrific injury, but that may be only the start of their problems. The loss of William Gallas to a disturbing and hysterical breakdown may be even more costly. Eduardo, as good as he was, was just a player. Gallas is...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • adverts appearing athlete behave behaviour ched chooses cos dimi emmanuel especially hideous hulk incredible ish jeopardy jury liverpool nicolas screaming serial tan thrown worthy
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. Slipperduke

    Dr Ramos' Football Surgery

    For Tottenham Hotspur, the last four months have been like one of those celebrity makeover programmes on the television. Tottenham trudged into Dr Ramos’ Football Surgery back in October looking overweight, haggard and drawn. Now, after weeks of detailed appraisal and then a flurry of cutting...

  14. Lessons we can learn from other teams

    On saturday i thought i should check out Sheffield United as they are only a few mins away... tickets were a tenner and my mate who is a big QPR fan was coming up for it too. I really enjoyed the match, and it made me a bit sad we weren't still up there mixing it with those kinds of clubs...
    • Pubey
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    • ant atmosphere atmospheres caused ead enjoyed especially foo icke ickets incredible loud qui singing spine suppor voice
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. Nice To See Lots Of Shrimpers In Vegas

    having got back, from vegas last night, its worth reporting that there was around 30 shrimpers in attendance for the fight, our little group numbered 5 3 of which including me, got in with no tickets!! which was a major touch and then simons little group from stanford and tilbury numbered some...
    • TMWLT
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    • bobs booing ford icke ickets incredible numbered san terrorist
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Tilson Out !!

    Glad to see a decent manager at the Hall - nothing like a close up on BOOT-it Boothroyd to show us how football should be played - BOOT-it and win the throw in and then scrap for the corner - class tactics from the man who shook the Prem-****e. And seriously when is Tilson going to learn how...
    • Rayleigh boy
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    • ant assets athlete compared core develop eastwood foo hall incredible indictment ish parachute pattern retain two minutes wheres
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. chadded

    Job Application

    Saw this this morning, and after MtS admitting being rejected from McDonalds in Southend on another thread, thought I'd post it up.. This is an actual job application from a 17 year old boy to McDonalds, and he got the job for being so honest and funny. Name: ******* Sex: Not yet I'm saving...
    • chadded
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    • hostility incredible lifting package pads physical sucked wouldn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. CC51DAS

    Its a pity Man U didn't win all 4 competitions ...

    ...but then again they were knocked out by some class sides ... CHELSEA A.C. MILAN and SOUTHEND UNITED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! quite incredible when you think about it like that
  19. Maldon Blues

    Bennett to keep on top of diving!

    Incredible comments from Robo-Ref on the BBC site ahead of the FA Cup final: Bennett said: "There are some very clever players who instigate contact and make it difficult for the referee. "Sometimes there's contact but an exaggerated reaction to try to deceive the referee. It's nigh-on...
  20. Winkle

    21 Goals conceeded....

    Thank christ the season is done and dusted, because on our current form if the season were to finish in June, hell knows what the table would have looked like. It hasnt been hard to see over the last month (6 games) that we have conceeded an incredible 21 goals with an Average per game of...
    • Winkle
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    • cas enthusiasm faul foo hall hasn incredible ish isnt ive qui somewhere spl stopped tacking tilly
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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