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  1. MrB

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...
    • MrB
    • Thread
    • airplane artificial axes bacon bang brough burn chess chuck cooked deaths didn disease divide ead ennis flash following foo fox hidden includes itself jackie joker lifting mode ranger ripper spelling stripper substance texas throws toys womb
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. 1991-92 season: Southend United souvenir booklet

    As the Blues begin their second spell in English football’s second tier, I thought some of you might be interested in the following: Originally produced and sold at the home game v Northampton Town on Boxing Day 1999, this is a must for any Southend United supporter. Re-live the Blue’s first...
    • lincoln shrimper
    • Thread
    • cos cup extras fanzine following foo fur includes league ossie photograph suppor town zine
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Footie Flags

    All about supporting the boys this summer but keeping the flag flying high for SUFC. Great site for budget-personalised flags, also includes a T-shirt of the Goat. footieflags.net Sorry for the ad, but this student needs to raise some more beer tokens
  4. sufcintheprem

    Top scorer in the division

    Does anyone know conclusively whether it is just over the course of the regular season or whether it includes the playoffs?

  5. Col******r win stadium permission

    Col******r United have been granted planning permission for their new stadium at Cuckoo Farm.Permission was granted on Tuesday afternoon following the signing of legal agreements for the project, which includes a new hen house, pig sty, silage silo and there is room for a Donkey sanctuary...
  6. The Watermill Wino

    Have we got too small a squad

    Just seeing Swindon last night and their three new signings got me wondering who has got the smallest squad in this league. With this Wino investigates and was stunned with the results he found. The table below shows total number of players available (injuries withstanding) which includes...
  7. Napster

    Ricky Otto

    Now working for the probation service in Coventry... 'Jermaine Pennant can be a role model for youngsters - just like me' says reformed bad boy Ricky Otto! By Ian Clarkson 06-July-05 Former Birmingham midfielder Ricky Otto, who knows a thing or two about transgressing the law, has told...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • ant applied applies blues clarkson colourful continued darkest didn encourage everyday foo includes league league one lifestyle probation punishments recognise sentence sings stint
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  8. Rotherham

    I'm pretty rubbish at finding things out like this, but does anyone know if the concession prices for Rotherham includes students or if students get a discount at all?
  9. Xàbia Shrimper

    Andy Edwards

    That was Andy Edwards 500th full appearance in the League in a 16-year career that includes Southend United (156 full lge apps), Birmingham City (37), Peterborough United (267) and Rushden & Diamonds (40). WS
  10. Matt the Shrimp

    One for Seth

    An anonymous letter, quite amusing... Matt = = = = = = = = = <span style='color:blue'>Dear Red States We&#39;re ticked off at the way you&#39;ve treated California, and we&#39;ve decided we&#39;re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we&#39;re taking the other Blue States with...
    • Matt the Shrimp
    • Thread
    • anonymous beaches briefly california capital coalition cos deaths dinners especially eva ford hollywood includes industry lefties lettuce microsoft mit qui rate rea resources sacred schools texas unknown washing washington wish
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Interpol Shrimper

    Yahoo News Story

    Is it any wonder why we wonder sometimes why this country appears to be going down the tubes? Mods, this is not a racist posting, I just felt it&#39;s a current news story worth discussing whilst we&#39;re devoid of any football chat &amp; is intended to provoke debate at a time of political...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • ched entered foo football immigrant immigrants importance includes political processed
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. southend_utd_fan

    Churchills

    At work today I was given two VIP Pass&#39;s for churchills for Wednesday night. Anyone want them, any offers? The pass includes - Q-jump entry Free entry Access to the vip area
  13. The Flying Scotsman

    SZFC Music Quiz

    Just a reminder: This Saturday in the Shrimpers Bar with an 8pm start. Don't miss your chance to meet the famous SZFC players - This is your chance to see why we have the results we have and give us some pointers as to how we can do better. Its also a chance for you to get frustrated at...
  14. The Flying Scotsman

    SZFC Music Quiz

    Just a reminder: This Saturday in the Shrimpers Bar with an 8pm start. Don't miss your chance to meet the famous SZFC players - This is your chance to see why we have the results we have and give us some pointers as to how we can do better. Its also a chance for you to get frustrated at...
  15. shrimpereeee

    Holiday Inn Cardiff City Centre

    Just phoned the holiday inn right next to the Millstad and quoted £153 for a twin room bed and breakfast. After sweet talking the young reservations clerk she told me there was a teletext promotion that weekend and could have twin room for a reduced rate of £78....yes £78!...and it includes...

  16. SZFC Music Quiz

    Keep Saturday the 2nd April free cos we are hosting a dynamic music quiz in the Shrimpers Bar starting at 8pm Cost £7 per person which includes nosh from the Fish House. Please confirm your attendance for the event of the year.
  17. * ORM *

    Purchasing players

    I&#39;m sure I&#39;m not the only one who has found this. Having purchased a player that I thought would be ideal for a certain position I&#39;ve found HAM lists his best qualities for another position. There are a host of different forums, Hatttick, Hottrick amongst others that I&#39;ve used...

  18. Squad problems

    I posted on here recently that I felt the squad needed a couple more players to be a serious promotion prospect and was assured that Tilly had players in line to bring in on loan if necessary. Clearly that policy is flawed. Accordind to the official web-site we have 26 players, well 27 if you...
    • rabbloke
    • Thread
    • admire alder animation blues brough flawed includes mark gower posted tilly town toy
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. ShrimperZone International Golf Challenge 2005

    SHRIMPERZONE GOLF CHALLENGE 2005 The Costa Blanca is renowned for some of the best golf courses in Spain and the countryside around Jávea is no exception. Therefore we have teamed up with TeeOff2Spain, a golfing holiday specialist in the area (coincidentally co-managed by a Southend United fan)...
    • Javea Shrimper
    • Thread
    • cos costa cup deed europeans includes inland maria shrimpers southend southend united specialist vale
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Leeboy

    Hornchurch

    Their current squad includes Damon Searle, Jamie Stuart, Adam Locke, Steve Clarke ( sic......is it the same one? ) but no Danny Gay......has he gone? Naps - next Friday ( 16th ) they have a &#39;Meet The Players Evening&#39; in the Clubhouse......
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