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  1. Slipperduke

    The Keegan factor

    I suppose it started when I used to look at them in magazines. I'd furtively hide under the covers, terrified that someone would catch me, but not so scared that I'd stop. That was bad enough, but then I'd wait for everyone to go to sleep so I could watch them on the obscure satellite channels...
  2. South Bank Hank

    Do all girls have lesbian tendencies?

    Last night, circumstances conspired such that I had the considerable pleasure of discussing the particularly interesting 'issue' of lesbianity with three lovely ladies. With one of said ladies being now exclusively lesbian herself, the debate was well balanced, two of us promoting the tipping...
  3. Slipperduke

    Liverpool Not Out Yet

    Liverpool fans must be feeling numb by now. There's only so much bad news you can take before you end up rocking backwards and forwards in the corner of the room, dribbling on your shoes and the weekend defeat to Barnsley was the final straw for most long-suffering Reds. Never has there been...
  4. Golden Compass

    Ok, now I love the His Dark Materials trilogy books - they are, to me, three of the best books ever written, full of imagination, style and passion. They make Harry Potter look like bad Ladybird books. I'm am curious to see what Hollywood has made of them, but worried that they'll royally fug...
  5. JoshC

    good chants

    can someone please think of some good simple chants for people, just like leeeeooonnn today. its annoying, people wanting to show harrold today that the were with him and a feeble attempt of "1 matty harrold" came up, come on that is already used for barrett a maher, some imagination pleeeaaseeee:o
  6. Interpol Shrimper

    3 goals or more let in at home

    Now there's nothing left to speculate on in terms of stats I thought I'd take a look back at one of the huge issues that have cost us this season, namely the fact that we let in 3 goals or more in 9 home league games, which by any stretch of the imagination is a totally shocking statistic as...
  7. ldnfatso

    Dave the Kitman

    Is he back? I'm sure i saw him on the touchline at Plymouth yesterday. Has someone at SUFC actually swallowed a bit of pride and taken him back on? Lastly, is it my imagination that things went pear shaped when he was fired last time? Perhaps this is the turnaround we need?
  8. JoshC

    Frightening!!!

    Is anybody else worried by the blatent lack of attacking abilities we had today without Freddy, every time we went forward we lacked imagination, pace and seemed to take about five minutes to reach the penalty area, Harrold showed once again why he is good to have as a squad player but still...
  9. ldnfatso

    Shrimpers Club

    Is it my imagination that the beer prices in the shrimpers club have gone up yet again? I'm sure they went up during the off season and yesterday with the introduction of new tills (that incidentally none of the ******* serving could use) they have gone up yet again.
  10. Afew things im not happy with

    Some of the things im not happy with might well be minor things but these are simple things the club should be able to get right! Firsty, last season on DVD. All the other clubs bring out an end of season DVD showing the highs and lows of the season thats just ended during pre season. We are...
  11. Todays win......

    We go 1 up through a pen and they have their captain sent off. Should maybe score a couple more goals and push on for a comfortable win? NOT SOUTHEND Made very hard work of what should have been an easyish 3 points. Sat back and played the ball rather worryingly around at the back. Only a...
  12. The match last night

    A few observations from last night. 1.  Their ground -  very pleasant with no home support whatsoever.  I know it was an LDV game, but it's no wonder they're struggling in the lead with that support.  A bit gutted - I had a cheeseburger, Dreams paid 60p more and got a diamond burger, complete...
  13. GRAFFITI

    is it my imagination or has someone gone graffiti mental down leigh broadway.. i went down there last saturday and there was tons of the stuff.. now im not adverse to a bit of yoof rebellion (i happen to think the S K I N H E A D S  one in white paint on that foot bridge near barking is a work...
  14. COKE

    the fizzy brown stuff im afraid.. is it my imagination or does proper 'lard boy' coke from a glass bottle taste infinetly superior to all the other cak they make these days in cans and plastics.. pepsi max is the only thing that comes close to the original.. well the post cocaine original
  15. Todays Game- A different view

    Southend desereved the 3 points today in a game that showed that anyone can win this division! for a team at the top of the league Macc were poor and Southend played well. I dont think the performance was as good as the second half at West Ham or the Bristol Rovers game on friday but we did...
  16. Napster

    Groundhog Day

    My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine's. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...
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