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  1. The Transfer Window Rules

    Just to remind you of the Rules, Ladies and Gents:
    • A Century United
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  2. wiggy

    Flavs earns us points and Collis costs us!

    Just seen the Gills goal on Blues world and got to say it was yet another ball into the 6 yard box thay Collis has failed to anticipate. These errors are beginning to add up and it is now time to put the proper keeper back in. Amazing how being 6ft 6ins fools people in to thinking that you are a...
  3. Winkle

    Your funeral songs!

    Come on then, we have all thought about it, when the grim reaper taps you on the shoulder and tells you "times is up fella" What I wont to no is what song are you going to have when thay carry in the church and back out again? When they carry me in I want "Geoffrey osboure"wings of love...
  4. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you live in Spain when ...

    1) You think adding lemonade, fanta or even coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable. Especially at lunch time. 2) You can't get over how early bars & clubs shut back home - surely they're shutting just as you should be going out? 3) You aren't just surprised that the plumber/decorator has...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Uncle Leo

    Martin Ling in the Racing Post

    Not all Southend related, but some views here from the O's gaffer about last weekend: BEING up against a Championship club away from home is the hardest possible draw in the first round of the Carling Cup, but we go to QPR tonight in fine spirits following an excellent start to the season. It...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Hayter

    I know there was talk on here about him but he has moved to Doncaster for £200,000. I wonder whether tilly was ever interested?
  7. Homer

    Another One Slipped the Net

    James Hayter has signed for Doncaster today after returning from Holiday according to BBC Sheffiled

  8. Sign this petition for a HERO.

    SUPPORT A HERO!!!! VC hero Gurkha Tul Bahadur Pun has been banned from living in Britain 'because he has no strong ties with UK'. Pun single-handedly stormed Japanese machine-gun positions during the Second World War. The Gurkha’s extraordinary act of valour won him royal admirers and...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. RobM

    Alleged new targets

    Lloyd Owusu. 8 games zero goals this season. James Hayter - 5 feet 9 inches of aerial power! 12 goals. Please someone - tell me it's not true!

  10. Donaster reveal that they

    are interested in signing James Hayter. He's a name that has been mentioned on this board and i hope he is a 'tilly target'. I think this is an odd tactic by Doncaster and i question how wise this announcement is. I ask this though, if we were to put our hands in our pockets and bid for Hayter...

  11. Vile and Disgusting -

    There was a short outbreak of racist chanting from the scum on the north bank - aimed at Southend Uniteds star striker. It seemed an ideal opportunity for the old bill to test their dogs and horses but when I complained at half time they were totally dismissive - although they admitted thay had...
  12. Interpol Shrimper

    Scott McDonald

    The Motherwell manager is getting increasingly fed up at rumours concerning his players, particularly McDonald.  He says nothing concrete is yet to be received in the past week (both new bids & upped offers, presuambly meaning us).  He's also moaning about players agents touting contracted...
  13. Napster

    Southend quiz

    Managers 1) which southend manager discovered and signed Stanley Matthews? 2) which manager scored the most goals as a player, 434 goals from 619 games in his career 3) which manager discovered Glenn Roeder? 4) which manager was a friend of the legendary CB Fry? 5) which manager discovered...

  14. Take on last night...

    I was really, really confident that Barnsley was a place that we could get a result and turn our season around (it certainly should have been).  How wrong I was.  I feel most sorry for the fans who made the journey.  People like me who skived off of my last lesson at school, got out of work in...
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  15. Winkle

    Its a funny old game!

    Its totally amazed me today, how many phone calls and E.mails Ive had today asking if I can get tickets for the big game! Now not one to rock anyones boat but if I could have got more than the one thay are allocating for seasos, the last people I would want to by tickets for are glory...
    • Winkle
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Andy_Shrimp

    BBC Norfolk

    Listening to BBC Norfolk this morning and it seems that Norwich have been conducting the interviews over the last few days. They have interviewed the current caretaker manager and some former players. No mention of Tilly or even that they want to interview him. I may be wrong but I got the...
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    AFC Bournemouth vs Southend United

    AFC BOURNEMOUTH 1-3 SOUTHEND UNITED Full-Time BOURNEMOUTH: Moss, Hart (Cummings 75mins), Broadhurst, Gowling, Purches, Cooke (Platt 75mins), Cooper, Foley (Hollands 75mins), Hayter, Best, Fletcher. Subs: Maher, Stewart. Goals: Fletcher 47mins SOUTHEND: Flahavan, Francis, Barrett, Clarke...
  18. Mr Wooly

    Rivals.net League One Awards

    Ok, may not be that prestigious but just thought I'd post this. Basically, members on Rivals have voted in various categories of the season just passed and SUFC claimed three top spots... The full results in each category were as follows: - Best League One Team Southend United 34.2%...
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  19. Matt the Shrimp

    Essex v. Worcestershire

    Bloody hell, Worcestershire have made hay at Chelmsford today - 459/5, with a cheeky 244 for Phil Jaques... ...and that was after we'd won the toss and elected to field, given the overcast conditions! Essex v. Worcs - scorecard
  20. SUBBlue

    Who's going to replace The Goat?

    Perhaps it's a bit early for this thread as Shaun has yet to officially leave the club, but I wonder if Tilly/Brush have a realistic idea of who we could replace him with. IMO,we ideally need someone who can hold the ball up as Goater does & who Fred can play off. My Dad reckons we should...
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