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  1. DTS

    If your son was Gay?

    Got on the train last night and saw a bloke that I havent seen in years. He used to play in goal for my saturday team and was about always a moody ******* all be it a top keeper. Anyway had a good chat with him and as you do I asked about his son. His reply shocked me. Basically his son has...
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    • boyfriend havent moody pardon wouldn
    • Replies: 62
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Strickers

    Right im not sure about you lot but i certainly think that are strickers havent got what it takes to perform well enough in this league or for this club..... there is a few players like Maccy D and Foran who i like but Matty Harrold and co just dont seem to be the quilty this club should have...
  3. DTS

    Sorry Steve / Maher - I love you but time to go....

    too a club where your going to be appreciated. What a ****ing joke saturday was. Started out well with a good laugh down at Prince Albert near the station, making noise in the pub, train, walk to the ground etc . The game was a disapointment - Mainly due to the fact I feel that we just didnt...
    • DTS
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    • ands didn didnt disapointment gest havent intent largely poorly pulled tilly
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Liverpool

    Class Apart. I'm sorry, but thats one of the finest team displays i've seen in a very, very long time... And without their iconic captain consisting of several players who havent settled fully yet. The smart money is on them to win the title this year.
  5. Maudebe

    season ticket

    i had to hand my season ticket in at the turnstyles last home match. i havent recieved it back yet has anyone else?
  6. Clinton Baptiste

    Hooper and Wilson

    Correct me if I'm wrong but these two havent actually signed new contracts yet? Been scouring the official site but cant find anything. Presumably they will be signing this week otherwise they wont be eligible to play on saturday.
  7. leeblue

    The Squad 'as it is'

    I walked into the west stand last night and on the pitch were a lot of players warming up etc (for us) and I thought blimey we havent had a squad that big for a while, remember just last season comments such as 'we got fifteen players fit' etc. What are peoples feelings about the squad at the...
  8. Richard_Cadette

    Brighton - £22????

    Has the world gone completely mad??? £22 to sit in that excuse for a stadium and watch League One football? That is outrageous. It was bad enough at Swindon the year before last at £23, but at least you had a half decent stadium and a good view. For those of you who havent had the...
  9. DTS

    Please Tilly - Give us a striker.

    Went for a beer with my old man last night after work and we were discussing our current team. We agreed that the midfield looks fantastic on paper and if there is a stronger midfield in this league I would be suprised. Defence I am happy enough with and the addition of Gilbert has been a god...

  10. Harry Potter

    I went into tescos tonight just before midnight and couldnt believe the size of the queues to buy the new book! It wasnt just kids but adults, standing there dressed as witches and wizards and for a while I thought to myself, have the people of England actualy lost there marbles!?! I have to...

  11. Fredeeeeeeeeeeee

    It still seems a blur to me that he has finally gone...and having to put this in Ex Shrimpers makes it worse. I of course like most of us did knew it was a matter of time...But this evening it does feel sort of empty without him being part of SUFC. I felt sad when Collymore went and...
    • Cricko2
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    • blur havent icon wasn
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  12. Akinfenwa/Powell/Parlour/Squad

    heard a rumour today that he is def gonna sign for us! do we need another forward!?!?! where's chris powell gone? if he's still free why cant we bring him back! same with parlour if he's still available go get him! or is tilly gonna say the same old "i dont think there any better than our...
  13. DTS

    Most dislked Blues player ever.

    I think as a rule I have always pretty much liked 99% of the players that we have had in my 20 years watching Southend. However from time to time you just happen to get someone that rubs you up the wrong way. My main gripe is players that just seen to be playing for the money rather than the...
  14. DTS

    If you could replace on part of your body....

    What would you go for.... Personally I would go for my knees. They have both been shot too bits since I was 17 and as a result I havent been able to plat football since. I think they would just edge out some new eyes as my eye sight aint great. What would you go for?
  15. callan

    Family Budget negotiations in stalemate.

    Mrs C has today ended negotiations over our Family Budget, she came to me at the begining of the Month requesting an increase in her monthly funds for housekeeping, as according to her the costs of running the house have risen ''sharply'' over the last year. Now as she well knows I'm not a chap...
    • callan
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    • begining behaviour birth cos fags havent money wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Davros

    hattrick pulls

    Havent done one of these for ages as have been concentrating on the YT... however, i was pleasently surprised by the resullt... Mark MacPhail (163139517) 17 years, passable form, healthy A pleasant guy who is balanced and honest. Has non-existent experience and poor leadership abilities...

  17. My Views on the ins/outs needed part 1

    After a season of many ups and many downs (more downs than ups!) it has been proved that we're simply not good enough to be at this level. There are some players that are good enough but there are also players that arnt good enough. These Are my views on the players from this season...
    • Mighty Shrimper
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    • caused cos doesnt hasn havent imo isnt mentally mistakes pace pacey parts rock somewhere spin stopped struggles substitute wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. andrew_sthnd

    Sunday is my last chance...

    to see Southend win in the Championship this year! I cant believe but a whole season has almost gone by without me seeing the blues win! Being a student in Portsmouth I havent been able to get as many games as I would have liked but have managed to make it to a few home and away games. However...
  19. Winkle

    Theres a rat in me garage, what im gonna do!!!

    Being in denial the pass week or so, me and the missus have been hearing the odd russle in the loft a bit of scratching as well, but put it down to birds, but waking up this morning has confirmed my worse fears A RAT!!! Now, being a bit of a custard (of the cowardy cowardy type) when it comes...
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    • ard doesnt havent heres loft nuclear traps
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Time For The Moussa

    now maher has been suspended for the last two games and us looking doomed to relegation it's time to stick moussa in. please tilson dont play hunt in midfield try something new. we still havent had the chance to see our belgian wizard FEED THE MOOSE AND HE WILL SCORE
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