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  1. Tommy2holes

    The official WTF is going on thread

    Lets put things into perspective. We are lead to believe that the reason for our lack of financial clout is because we are building this super stadium. What a load of old sh 1t . Does anybody seriously beleive that we are going to ever see a brick layed? I dont believe it will happen in the...

  2. Are we ever gonna sign anyone!

    there are only 3 clubs in league one that havent signed anyone! us - for some unknown reason we havent signed anyone! is it money that is the problem!?! southampton - going thru takeover so sure they'll be bringing players in very soon! stockport - big money problems at club, struggling to...
  3. palexander

    Steve Parmenter - perspective

    After the initial uproar of Parmenter playing in our friendlies, I was bit annoyed like most to say the least. I felt it was highly disrespectful to have a 'kit man' playing and the fact we havent signed anyone, makes it more galling. But seeing him play today, made me think that its not as...
  4. weststander

    Why do we have to spend money to be successful ???

    I am getting a little concerned about all these people that want us to 'splash the cash' this summer. I'm not really bothered that we havent and have just taken a look at the last successful squad we had and what they cost us....... Flahaven - Free Jupp - Free Wilson - Free Prior...
  5. DTS

    Question Wedding day dilemas - Am I being out of order.

    Mrs DtS and I are quite frankly at loggerheads. The wedding of the decade - no sorry century is now just 5 weeks and 3 days away. All appears to be done except the fact I have no ring, suit or speech but hey plenty of time. About six months ago we went to see my good friend and SZ poster (And...
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    • chef chickens cooked cooking dts flooding hasn havent holly menu qui saucy seperate suitable wild
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. pringlejon

    Just started on Battrick.

    Anyone got hints and tips on this. Have been playing hattrick for a while but you lot all seem to be on this now. My squad that i've been given, as expected, looks shocking. Would anyone mind sifting through and letting me know what i should train, who i should fire etc. I havent spent a penny...
  7. Medway Blue

    26th July 2000

    It's things like this that make me realise how much better a state this club is in now. http://archive.echo-news.co.uk/2000/7/26/198785.html The club was in absolute turmoil this time. You read the doom and gloom merchants on here, boo-hooing that we havent's signed this or that player by...
  8. DTS

    Question Does your partner know your "magic number".

    Think I have mentioned it before but one of my best mates got married and then left his wife three weeks later. Couldnt really understand it at the time but turns out he had been having a six month affair behind his girlfriend of 10 years back. Since then he has been wracked with guilt and has...
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    • ands dose dosent figs grave havent includes
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DTS

    Question Stag/Hen do's what did you do?

    I am literally cumming in my pants with excitement at my forthocming stag do. The lads and I are off to Seville next weekend - Dont think I will sleep until the day. Just wondering what everyone else did for there's. Any horror or comedy stories to pass the boring days away? If you havent had...
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    • havent literally
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Question Most critical positional signing

    What do we need most. If you were Tilson and could sign one position up what would it be and why. Personally I am desperate for a decent left winger that can chip in with a few goals. We havent had anyone close to replacing G-Man since Ldn Fasto hounded him out the club . HRK did well and would...
  11. DTS

    Question Wedding hymms needed.

    Help !!!!!!!!!! Forgot all about it but Mrs DtS and I are meeting the vicar tonight to discuss our pending summer wedding. The vicar asked us to think of two or three hymms that we want sung at the wedding. Mrs DtS in turn passed this duty to me. The only god I pray to is that of Freddy...
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    • dts eastwood freddy eastwood havent
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Napster

    OD week 12

    Bit late! Playing a decent side, and I'm struggling again. Havent won for quite a while now... End of Over 34: 113-7, runrate=3.32 Harkness 7-1-30-1 Prag* 25 (56 balls) Dyer 7 (6 balls) Last Wicket: Whittingham c. Henshaw b. Croft 3 (FOW: 102/7)
  13. WolfieSUFC

    Southend should give Junior Dadson a trial in Pre Season this summer

    He is an left wingers (can use either feet and cross the ball perfect with both foot, on a difficult pitch) - I thought to watch East Thurrock Vs Aveley last weekend for an match as an natural, which Aveley won 3-2 - Aveley's Junior Dadson impressed me loads, he is much better than Scannell and...
  14. Ayrshire Blue

    Southampton's Relegation.

    Ok, So even if Southampton finish outside the releagation zone they get 10 points deducted and will be relegated. What I dont get is say Barnsley and Norwich finish in the bottom three aswell. Is it fair that one of them stays up with Southampton's points deduction ? If they havent been good...
  15. shrimpermatt

    Films that you havent seen but everyone else has

    For example. i havent seen Mrs Doubtfire and nobody can seem to believe it ! So what films have you not seen that everybody else seems to have seen ?
  16. pringlejon

    Radio 1's Big Weekend 2009

    If you havent heard yet, this years big weekend is in Swindon (don't ask why!!!!!). so far confirmed acts are snow patrol and ndubz (again, dont ask!). anyone managed to get tickets for any past events? i'm living in bath atm, so hoping i will have a chance of getting tickets as only half hour...
  17. ian_the_girth

    Question Orange phone signal

    All, has anyone lost signal from their orange mobile phone this afternoon ? I havent had any signal since 15:43pm Tried turning off & on, taking out sim card etc...
  18. hindle_666

    teams of your era!

    This has proberly been done before however i havent seen it for a while. Since you have been supporting the blues what has been your favourite and worst players. With myself being a 2nd generation shrimper i have seen many good players and many bad ones. However my old man always seems to...
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    • cawston consolidation eastwood edged freddy eastwood havent heres imo mark gower sammy scum shirt spells spencer prior wasn wheres
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  19. manor15

    Peggy Lokando

    Why didnt Tilly give him a chance during our recent injury crisis? Has anyone seen him play in the reserves because I dont really watch any reserve games and havent seen him play but I have heard he is quite good
  20. hindle_666

    The Scum!

    Over the next couple of weeks building up to our game againts the scum...... There will be a few inbred,dirty,rotten,ugly carrott crunching b*****ds, coming onto message boards,(and places of work if your unlucky enough),I think theres about 4000 of them just. Giving it all the talk and all the...
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