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  1. DTS

    Southend "Half time" Legends.

    You all know the format. Brian Wheeler wheels out some pretty abstract players that only my Grandad back in his day would have heard of. We have had some real heros come back too in fairness but a lot of them even Dad of DtS who is 98 hadnt heard of. So my question is if you could invite back...
  2. fbm

    From todays Echo

    Chris Whelpdale has signed for Posh and Billericay manager Matt Jones has admitted a tinge of disappointment that he chose them over Southend. He said that Blues could have moved in earlier and had the whole deal done and dusted before other clubs got involved, and he doesn't know why that...
    • fbm
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    • concede degree didn hadn joi lived locally money tilly tinge
    • Replies: 85
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Tim Vine

    Saw the Roy Chubby Brown thread and thought about this guy. Got some tickets for him for Sunday. Great comedian, one of those comedians who tells jokes that arent great but the speed he comes out with them just keeps the laughter going. I think he holds the record for most gags told in a minute...
    • Rbs_shrimp
    • Thread
    • comedians hadn icke ickets
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Andy_Shrimp

    A Moral Dilemma

    Ok, Went out for a beer tonight and had a good time. I got chatting to this scouse girl sitting at a table in the bar and we got on really well. We had a good laugh and really seemed to get on with each other. We must have been talking for ages as the waitress in the wine bar had brought us...
  5. DTS

    Do Men with Umbrellas work?

    Good Morning All, Yesterday lunch time myself and my work mate decided to take a trip from our base in London Bridge over to Liverpool Street. I needed a white shirt for a funeral I am going to and my mate Ben had £20 worth of HMV vouchers to spunk off. As we got outside it was spitting a...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • amazed hadn hmv liverpool shirt warrant
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. blueparrot

    Blues ticket office - amateurs!

    On Saturday I made the long journey from Norway to Plymouth! I had bought my tickets over a week earlier on Thursday 12th. As the ticket office refuses to send tickets overseas, the sales person suggested that they send my tickets back to Plymouth for me to collect on the day. Arriving an...
  7. Spaceman Spiff

    Lets try to look forward - even if we do go down :)

    Well, I was expecting more today. It had been a great day - met Matt the Shrimp at 8:30am in Lewisham for a fry up breakfast at Maggie's in Lewisham (can heartily recommend it, if anyone is in the area). We pored over the Grand National runners and riders - my early tip of Kelami (based on a...
    • Spaceman Spiff
    • Thread
    • bang caused cherry deed didn didnt eastwood exactly fallen features fingers hadn hills icke league maggie mentally mis mistakes phew runners spread stronger successes sunshine tilly
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Interpol Shrimper

    Preston v Southend - match report

    Sorry, it's a bit late but this is the first chance I've had to do the official SZ match report for yesterday. It is often said in football that the true test of character of a team is how they bounce back from a demoralising defeat and if a vast majority of supporters were highly critical...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • controlled didn eager eastwood foo freddy eastwood fusion hadn importance jury league nicely nobody ormerod pres relative stoppage superb suppor test warmed wild
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    To All You So Called 'Southend Fans'- READ!!

    I am only 16, and i don't care what anyone thinks right, but i really just can't believe some people on here, slating Tilly- yes we have played shocking of late, but re-wind to Saturday 29th April 2006, 16:55pm, and what you will get is Shrimpers fans celebrating the clubs back to back...
  10. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    Funny Stuff...

    I am only 16, and i don't care what anyone thinks right, but i really just can't believe some people on here, slating Tilly- yes we have played shocking of late, but re-wind to Saturday 29th April 2006, 16:55pm, and what you will get is Shrimpers fans celebrating the clubs back to back...
  11. MrB

    Fastest Conquest

    Thought about this the other day, what's the quickest you've managed to administer a snaking to someone after first meeting them? Obviously anything involving a monetary exchange is excluded..... For me it was coincidentally my very first time. Western France, 1991 on holiday with my Dad, his...
    • MrB
    • Thread
    • blowing cheshire didn fur hadn metal music pleasures randomness rate snake stumbled thunderbirds wes
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. MrB

    Batstats

    Hadn't noticed someone had created this, interesting! http://www.raptornex.net/batstats/ Kev has the 4th best lower order in Level IV! :D

  13. Last season dvd

    I have tried to found out about last season's review - only to be told that they are no longer going to be printed. Didn't get one around Christmas because of the fiasco over not working and just hadn't got round to it. Can't believe there are no more to be printed. Wondered if there were any...

  14. Heroes To Villains

    Richie Foran was our Hero against Burnley but Today he was set up so many times on the edge of the area with the whole Goal to aim at with plenty of time and he managed to fire it well wide or way over the Bar ,about Four Hours extra Shooting practice for him this week I hope . I was just...
  15. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Burnley

    FORAN DRAGS BLUES OUT OF THE MIRE Richie Foran chose the right moment to score his first goal for Southend as his injury time strike won the points against dogged resistance at Roots Hall this evening. In a tough, combative match where much of the football was scrappy and goalmouth action at...
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    • Thread
    • ant ched eastwood equipped foo fur hadn hall headed highlights ish ive jury league league one ley pace pacey package rate ratings roots scheduled spin stopped tacking wasn
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. The General

    11 + Results

    Nagging ****ing parents. Jeeeeez. One woman was nearly in tears and i hadn't even given her the envelope! "This is sooooooooo important to all of us ... you really dont understand" She was nearly in tears. Stupid b1tch! People running up the road after me ( i loved it really! ) and all sorts...
  17. Yorkshire Blue

    Sheffield Wednesday 3 Southend 2

    Another game, another defeat. But this was a completely different game to the defeats at Sunderland, when we were simply outclassed by a quality team, and the home game against Palace, where both teams played poorly but Palace snatched victory. We started brightly with Maher releasing Foran...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • ant brunt ched claimed convincing cruel failing gest hadn headed jury lose poorly shirt singing spin suppor support threatened trap uns wasn
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. ldnfatso

    BBC ESSEX Newsflash!!!

    **BBC NEWSFLASH** A Col Ewe fan just had his house broken into and the thieves stole 2 books. The Policeman described the man as being very upset, stating that "he hadn't even finished colouring them in yet." :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
  19. Bielzibubz

    Anna Faris....umm!

    Just watched Hell House again and whilst watching it it suddenly occurred to me that the lass in it really is quite a looker and I wondered to myself why I hadn't noticed before. So a quick glance at the credits to get her name and a swift bit of Googling revealed this...... In the film...
  20. Cliff Pavilion

    Ron on Sky Sports News

    Quite a lengthy interview with Ron talking about the new stadium just broadcast that I'm sure will be repeated. He sounds in bullish mood. On other subjects he said Freddy was not for sale (and we hadn't received any offers) as well as confirming we'd put in an increased bid for Paul Hayes and...
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