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Passport Application letter
Don't you wish that you had written this? Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address...- scrounger
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Mugabe
Other than Oil - can someone please explain the difference between Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and Robert Mugabe and why we only seem to be pursuing military options in two of the three cases (Iraq rather than the original obviously) Incidentally I was at an event last night and got...- * ORM *
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Morals
Just received this email, hope this thread doesn't get locked quick smart. A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, 'My father's a...- canveyshrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Newcastle v Chelsea
Chelsea may have made hard work of it, but two well-taken second half goals gave them a vital victory over Newcastle here at St James Park, and set up a nail-biting finale to the season. Level on points, but separated by a yawning gulf of goals, Avram Grant will have to pray that Manchester...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Derby v Arsenal
There was a point in the proceedings at Pride Park when this odd football match crossed an invisible line between disaster and farce. An Arsenal cross looped into the home penalty area, but drifted a little too far and looked to be heading out of play. Derby's wardrobe-shaped Darren Moore...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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B.A.G.’s Partly Political Broadcast
‘It’s all About the Oil’ Since I began posting on this board, you, my fellow Zoners may have noticed that I am a contrary fellow who relishes a good argument. I’m not sure if I was made this way, but I do know that there were three years of my life that were pivotal in my development as an...- Bentley's Absurd Gait
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Liverpool Not Out Yet
Liverpool fans must be feeling numb by now. There's only so much bad news you can take before you end up rocking backwards and forwards in the corner of the room, dribbling on your shoes and the weekend defeat to Barnsley was the final straw for most long-suffering Reds. Never has there been...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Southend 3 - 1 West Brom
Albion suffered a New Year hang over at Roots Hall where they were hammered by bottom of the table Southend handing the basement side all 3 points. Down by 3 at the interval the Baggies were unable to get back into the game and failed to build on John Hartson's second-half goal. Monday 1...- South Bank Hank
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The fbm view and ratings
PANTO SEASON IN FULL SWING AT ROOTS HALL Roll up! Roll up! Come and see the Christmas pantomime. No – not Dick Whittington at the Cliffs, or The Wizard of Oz at the Palace, but one that beats the lot – Cinderella at Roots Hall. Why Cinderella? Because no Southend players went to the ball (at...- Uncle Leo
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Rebuilding required ?
Forget this season, i'm afraid that despite there being in excess of 20 matches left, we will not avoid relegation - cue the rose-tinted glasses brigade to fire all kinds of unpleasantries in my direction Quite simply, we can no longer blame bad luck, for while the side does have the...- simply_blues
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Spurs vs Southend
BRAVE BLUES BUCKLE AS CUP RUN ENDS Southend’s wonderful Carling Cup adventure ended at White Hart Lane tonight, but they can be immensely proud of the performance they put in against the Premierships in-form team. Tottenham had won their previous 10 home games and had dented Manchester...- Uncle Leo
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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This Sat
COCA-COLA LEAGUE TWO UPS AND DOWN By Ross Heppenstall, PA Sport A quartet of clubs harbour hopes of being promoted from League Two as champions this weekend - but not one of them is even guaranteed to go up automatically. Here, the Press Association looks at the games left, the key men and the...- bluearmy
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The game
At the end of the day, we did lose to the much better team. the gulf really did show and there you go. its not really a problem i just hope that the boys dont lose there confidence, we got the money and we really would never get further than the 3rd round any way so lets just concentrate on the...- Guest
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat